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Ok what are the odds of getting two men in a row wearing novelty bow ties? #yaytinder #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #onlinedatinghell #onlinedatingsucks

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Finally, a LinkedIn that can reject me professionally and sexually. Thanks, #Bumble! #singlegirlproblems #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #yaytinder #bumblefail

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Behold, the boundless confidence of dudes on the internet: Ricardo's only photo boasts baggy boxers and no beer gut. Bare minimum and he's waiting for the Jswipe bitches to swipe right. #singlegirlproblems #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #jswipe #yaytinder

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What a friendly crotch shot. #singlegirlproblems #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #tinderfail #yaytinder

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I was just trying to help, but Sam doesn't seem open to it. #singlegirlproblems #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #tinderfail #yaytinder

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You could have just picked your own first name and made a fake last name so none of your friends could find your Facebook. But lying about your first name on a dating site isn't suspect at *all.*#singlegirlproblems #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #tinderfail #yaytinder

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Dammit Tinder, why must your algorithm force George to list the wrong age while also not listing his accurate age in his profile? #singlegirlproblems #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #tinderfail #yaytinder

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It's so crazy how the age glitch happens on every dating app, and always to men in their late 40s. #singlegirlproblems #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #tinderfail #yaytinder

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I'm meeting strangers from the internet. How is that *not* a realistic bad date? #singlegirlproblems #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #tinderfail #yaytinder

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No one wants this, Mark. No one wanted this when you were 23 and didn't know better, and no one wants it when you're 37 and still frosting your tips and wearing Ed Hardy. #singlegirlproblems #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #tinderfail #yaytinder

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Nothing ruins a pickup line faster than getting the reference. #singlegirlproblems #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #tinderfail #yaytinder

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Derek wants confident women, and he's going to tell you exactly what confidence should entail just in case you wrongly thought you had it. #tinderfail #onlinedatingfail #onlinedating #singlegirlproblems #yaytinder

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Pretty sure it's his penis, guys. #yaytinder #tinderfail #onlinedatingfail #onlinedating #singlegirlproblems

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My favorite inspirational quotes are the ones I find on Tinder profiles. #yaytinder #singlegirlproblems #onlinedating #onlinedatingfail #tinderfail

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*reads* ok ... ok ... heh Azkaban .... OH NO MITCHELL NO. #singlegirlproblems #singlelife #onlinedating #onlinedatinghell #tinderfail #bumble #yaytinder

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In honor of #WetHotAmericanSummer coming back ... Aaron is just looking for a fridge to call his own. #singlegirlproblems #singlelife #onlinedating #onlinedatinghell #yaytinder #onlinedatingsucks

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#Bumble: because sexual rejection was missing a ticking clock. Thanks for making it explicitly clear that this dude knows he has 45 minutes to reply & still hasn't. #singlegirlproblems #singlelife #onlinedating #onlinedatinghell #yaytinder