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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

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ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

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Free market WIN!!

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you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

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i had to wait 20-30 minutes to use a public restroom today because someone was freestyle rapping in the only stall

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She likes working on her tan

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My flesh, my home 🦪 🫧

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"01" Oil on canvas, 70x50 cm

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