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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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the fact that i’ve had mutuals on here for over like five and ten and even more years is actually wild like seeing each other grow up and change and start to heal and still be alive like. man look how far we’ve come. we did it guys

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Woah mama we all go to hell

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nvm this is actually his super bowl lowkey. field comprised of three ex-boyfriends and his most important ex-boyfriend's side piece, and most of them are currently at odds with a FOURTH ex-boyfriend 😭 probably kicking his feet just thinking about the drama

current kotr semifinal field is comprised entirely of kevin owens' recent ex boyfriends. nightmare scenario for him watching at home rn

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Me when the panic at the disco social network-esque biopic gets greenlit by the studio and I gotta kill pete wentz to keep him from bribing the director into revising history

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Being chronically ill in your 20s is stupid you have to see your peers like “started a family🥰” “got married😍” “bought a house😇” “scored a promotion😋” meanwhile you’re fighting for your life to take a shower

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ok i’m done being crazy lol

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Are you taller than your biological father?

Yes; cis woman

No; cis woman

Yes; trans woman

No; trans woman

Yes; cis man

No; cis man

Yes; trans man

No; trans man

Yes; nonbinary

No; nonbinary

I don't know my biological father's height

Nuance/Results

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Reblog and put in the tags the dumbest song you know

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they're so cute

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literally spent all day playing on the swings at the park. haters will never understand the life of a real swinger

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Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It's not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It's also just going Wait, I'm Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won't be cold when you go wherever it is where I can't follow.

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you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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THANK GOD

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ASUKA WWE RAW, June 16th, 2025