Someone: Batman V Superman sucked.
Me: Don't talk to me...
Me: *holds Bruce* or my husband...
Me: *holds Clark* or my husband's husband...
Me: *holds Lois* or my husband's husband's wife...
Me: *holds Martha* or my husband's husband's mom...
Me: *holds Diana* or my cool sister-in-law...
Me: *holds Lex* or my annoying neighbor...
Me: *holds Doomsday* or my annoying neighbor's ugly pet...
Me: ...EVER AGAIN.
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鈥淲e can talk tomorrow sir." "No, what is it?" [Pauses Porn]
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Life is a Cyanide and Happiness Comic
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Behind Every Sign There鈥檚 A Story http://ift.tt/1rkwwIZ
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