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Headcanons - Eren Yeager x Reader (Modern AU)

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Notes: college!eren as your boyfriend makes me so 🥺 he would be the cutest and most chaotic boyfriend, you can't change my mind

Warnings: None - these are all random sfw headcanons (there is just a smidge of nsfw in there, blink and you'll miss it)

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Definitely owns a polaroid camera and solely takes pictures of you with it

Stores them in different places (one in his wallet, one on the fridge, a couple in his car, some in his nightstand, etc.)

The type to leave cute notes for you if he has to leave early in the morning

Except Eren's version of a note is a little different...

He writes "had to go and didn't wanna wake you - you look so cute :) love you, see you tonight" on a small piece of paper and literally tapes it to your forehead (gently though, so he doesn't wake you up)

Used to speak German fluently but has lost some of it over the years - still knows quite a bit though and definitely enjoys talking shit about people in German while in public (since they can't understand him)

Definition of a himbo/golden retriever boyfriend

Bought you a stuffed animal from ikea once and you literally always cuddle with it now, which makes him start to hate the stupid thing and regret ever buying it (*ahem* "it should be me that you're cuddling with, Y/N")

You make coffee in the morning for the both of you while he handles breakfast (since breakfast is usually a bagel, toast, or cereal this is definitely doable for him)

He is also capable of making coffee but swears it tastes better when you make it for him

Secretly makes him really happy and feel fuzzy inside that you know exactly how he takes his coffee

Does not cook and you aren't an amazing chef either so it's a lot of takeout and doordash for the both of you

"Baby, lemme spoil you.....what do u want from taco bell 😏😏😏"

Definitely the type to text you 'what size pussy you wear' every time he's in the tampon aisle at the store (he thinks it's the funniest thing ever even though he's done it like 20 times now)

Reads indie graphic novels ("not that superhero shit cause I'm a man with taste")

Makes fun of you for liking marvel movies ("every movie is literally the same boring plot, Y/N"), but then secretly keeps glancing at the screen whenever you're watching one

Loves horror movies because they get his adrenaline pumping, but especially loves watching them with you

He'll act all tough and protective like, "babe, don't worry - your strong boyfriend is here if you get scared," while confidently placing his arm around your shoulders

Fast forward to thirty minutes later and he's holding onto you for dear life, placing you as a sort of barrier between him and the screen while hiding his face in your hair

Definitely gets mad and swears at jump scares

"FUCK," he'd yell out in a deep voice, body jumping as he places his face back in your hair, instinctively wrapping his arm around you

"...Babe, stop laughing... I wasn't even scared," he'd have the nerve to say moments later upon hearing your small giggles

Whenever you two actually go out to the movies, he sneaks tons of candy and snacks into your purse because he hates spending lots of money at the theatre, mentioning something about "sticking it to the man" why is he so annoying omg

"Babe, bring your tote bag! No, not that one, the big one" 🙄

Whatever is yours is now suddenly his

He is literally this meme

You'll be like, "Eren, for the love of god, stop taking my hair ties" and he'll just be like........ "Our hair ties"

Screams "Yells in a manly way" when there's a bug in the apartment and he has to kill it

He runs hot, so expect Shirtless Eren™ a lot

He insists you join him because it's "more comfortable" …yeah, ok, Yeager..... 🙄

Sleeps only wearing briefs

On especially cold nights, he'll wear sweatpants though

Draws stick figure pictures of the two of you on post-its and occasionally puts them in random places in the apartment

You got mad at him once because you came home with people from class and he had drawn you two in a very suggestive position and put it on the fridge

Love language: sending memes and tiktoks

One of his FAVORITE things to do is to be in the same room with you where you both are browsing tiktok separately and occasionally show each other the funny ones you come across

Definitely the type to love being in the same room while you two just do your own thing - just likes the company and being able to look up from his phone/computer/video game and see your face

He just thinks you're so pretty <3 he is literally like 😍😍😍 all the time

Always says "wow" like Owen Wilson after you've finished telling him a story (also loves doing this in your ear when you're having sex - he thinks it's the funniest thing ever... you do not)

He's nosey and totally spies on the neighbors, but denies it every time you call him out on it

Will just walk up to you and start flexing

If you ignore him, he'll just do it more aggressively, eventually literally shoving his muscles in your face (the boy just wants some attention, pls give it to him and tell him he's hot)

LOVES being told he's pretty but he'll never admit it and whenever you do tell him that he's a pretty boy, he just rolls his eyes and tries to play it cool but inside he's like "!!!!!!!"

Loves being the big spoon at night because he likes holding onto something while he sleeps, he thinks of you like his own personal teddy bear

(Also likes the way your ass feels against his... lower region 👀)

You two have extremely weird pet names for each other and often make a competition out of it

He's all like "I love you, my little tater tot 😍)

Started calling you babycheeks as a joke but now totally uses it unironically

(Honorable mention to him calling you this while squeezing your cheeks together with his hand, smiling at the little pout that forms on your face every time he does this)

Resting bitch face to the extreme

Whenever around others, he always just sort of looks pissed, or a combination of bored/indifferent

Example:

That's just how his face is and most are intimidated by him for it, but not you <3 you know he's a big stupid baby

Will nudge you with his head like a dog that wants to be pet

Bites you and your clothes often

Okay, wait... let's elaborate on that

Two different types of bite: non-sexual and sexual

When he's just being playful/trying to get your attention/trying to annoy you, he'll bite either (a) the sleeve of your shirt (b) your forearm (c) your ass if you're laying on your stomach (d) your pants if he's resting his head on your lap

When he's in a mood 😏 he'll bite either (a) the area between your neck and shoulder - his favorite (b) the insides of your thighs (c) your lips (d) collarbone (gently - it's more of a little nibble <3)

Does NOT have a green thumb - will kill your plants if left in his care

Loves pizza and pizza-flavored snacks (please see: the pizza-flavored goldfish and pringles stowed away in your pantry)

You bought him one of those little gummy candy pizzas once and he just kind of went like 🥺🥺🥺 when you gave it to him

Loves that you remember little things about him like that - makes him feel special and cared for

Suggested once that you should wear his 'key' necklace because it would "look good with your outfit" and now he's obsessed with you wearing it (especially when it's the only thing you have on and he's got you pinned underneath him)

Not opposed to wearing matching onesies ("just as long as no one sees us and we don't leave our apartment, babe")

If Eren does something to annoy you, you'll definitely send a pic of you two wearing your onesies to the groupchat, which makes Jean tease him for life and Eren glare at you for about a week

Speaking of Eren being annoying, he is always taking pictures of you - literally has like 2,000 pictures of you on his phone

His wallpaper is a picture of you two where he's holding you as you hide your face in his neck, a big smile adorning his own from laughing at your cute attempt to hide from the camera

Likes watching howl's moving castle with you

"Babe, be the sophie to my howl....."

"Eren, you don't even look like howl" *cue his never-ending pouting*

Occasionally brings you little flowers he found while walking, some of them are even weeds but you don't tell him that because he looks so cute bringing you his little gifts

He even brought you a rock once because it was "cool" and "kinda in the shape of a heart"

You swore to him that you'd keep it forever and his cheeks instantly turned pink, not being able to hold back the blush that had crept its way onto his face at your mention of "forever" - in that moment you were sure that his eyes actually turned into big hearts

Always running into/hitting furniture in the apartment because he's a big guy and doesn't pay attention to where he's going

You found him once on the floor, in pain and questioning every life choice he's ever made, because he ran his shoulder into the doorframe

Forced you to give his shoulder a kiss to make him feel better.....he was still pouty about it though

Acts tough but is a big baby

On the outside he is 😒😈😠💀🔪 but with you he is 🥰💘🥺

Really loves and is genuinely grateful that his partner is his best friend and that you two have such a fun, playful relationship

Sometimes after a rough day, he claims that he is in need of an emotional support titty and will beg you to let him hold on to your titty (he's like pls...I need it.....I'll die without it🥺)

The type to point and say "dog" every time he sees a dog

You guys have playful banter but it can definitely get carried away

He had his hair down one day and said something snarky to you and you replied, "yeah, okay - whatever, lord farquaad" and he never forgave you

Still brings it up to this day

Understands that bees are good for the environment but hates them

If one comes near him he'll be so dramatic - ducking out of the way and swearing loud enough for people a block away to hear him

He tells you to get rid of your weighted blanket because "he is your weighted blanket"

Asks you to come with him when he goes to the gym or works out just because he likes showing off his muscles and looking strong in front of you

Always has his hair pulled back into a bun because he gets annoyed with it in his face (surprisingly, he really enjoys it when your hair is in his face, though)

You tell him that he could just cut his hair if it annoys him that much and he's literally like, "you want me to cut it?? you don't like my hair??!"

Definitely the type to be like "aha babe... you have a crush on me, that's so embarrassing"

To which you reply, "yeah, it is embarrassing considering how annoying you are," which makes his eyes narrow and a pout form on his face

Likes it when you two are watching tv and you drape your legs over him - likes being able to absentmindedly rub small circles on your thighs as he watches whatever has his attention on the screen

Major procrastinator when it comes to schoolwork - you constantly have to motivate him to try and do his work earlier in the week or else he WILL leave it till last minute

This involves small bribes and incentives, such as letting him choose what you wear on your next date night (dangerous - he will choose something that shows a lot of skin), getting him dumplings from his favorite place, extra kisses, etc.

His favorite type of morning involves: lazy morning sex, breakfast/cuddling in bed, and anime

Skateboards but isn't an amazing skater - definitely sings skater boy by avril lavigne to you though just to annoy you

He goes through a lot of skateboards because he's somehow always breaking them (definitely happens way more often than it should, but he is a big guy with a lot of energy and sometimes wooden boards just simply can't keep up with him

Always makes fun of typos in your texts to him

Just like this...

Your contact name in his phone is either 'MINE 😈💕’ or 'sexy idiot' (he likes both of them, so he'll switch them up every now and then)

Facetimes you with his face super close to his phone because he just wants to "get a better look at your pretty self" 🙄

He literally always looks like this when he's facetiming you:

Loves to slap your ass - claims that they're "love taps"

Will yell for you to "COME HERE QUICK!!," making whatever it is sound urgent, only to have him tell you about something cool he just did in his video game

Likes putting his hand in your back pocket whenever you're out in public - let's other people know that you're his and gives him something "nice to hold onto"

When his hand isn't in your back pocket though, it most definitely is slung around your shoulders

The first time he placed his arm around your shoulders (before you were dating), you looked up at him with a raised eyebrow, as if questioning his almost-too-comfortable gesture. He responded defensively, "What? Just using you to rest on, get over yourself..." (The light dusting of pink on his cheeks gave away his true intent, though)

Since that first time, every time he wraps his arm around your shoulders now, he'll use his same line that he's "just using you as a resting place," but throws a wink in there, knowing that you know he actually just wants you close to him

He really likes it when you sit on his lap in public (any and all affection you show him that makes it known to others that he's your boyfriend makes him very cocky on the outside and soft & giddy on the inside)

When you do sit on his lap, at first he'll place his hands on your waist, rubbing them up and down your sides with a big ol' smirk on his face. He'll look around at everyone else's reactions (who probably don't have any because they probably don't even care tbh lol) and revel in the fact that "the hottest girl in the world" is sitting on his lap and nobody else's

But then, after a good several minutes of feeling like a King (I mean I'm talking like truly serious 'I am The Chosen One' levels of cockiness), he eventually will calm down and return to his normal self. His arms will make their way around your waist, hugging you lazily, while he just kind of plops his chin on your shoulder (he also likes being so close to your neck in this position that he's able to smell your perfume and nuzzle the tip of his nose against your delicate skin, smiling at the sound of your giggles)

Often times, if you're talking to a guy he doesn't know (like someone from one of your classes), he'll come up behind you and place his arm possessively around you with his eyes never leaving the other man's

He'll be pretty over the top about it, too - Finally glancing down at you, he'll smile saying, "Oh hey, babe, you look so beautiful today... can't wait to take you out later." He'll lean down to place a kiss on the top of your head before looking over at the man once again, his tone changing instantly, "Hey, man, what's up? I'm her boyfriend," the last word being clearly emphasized with his slightly threatening tone and narrowed eyes

If you guys fight about anything, it's definitely about how unnecessarily jealous he can get (although, the fights are never really that serious - he gets defensive because he feels he's protecting you from creeps and you get annoyed over his aggressive attitude toward strangers, but eventually, you two come together to see the other's perspective and are compassionate toward the other's feelings, so it gets resolved rather quickly)

You secretly think it's actually kind of cute how fired up he gets over other guys giving you any type of attention/affection, or god forbid, making you smile or laugh (He feels it's his job to make you laugh and is instantly threatened when other men do it for him)

"Babe, you don't know what other guys are like... Okay, I do, I know what they're thinking when they try and corner you and crack jokes at you or whatever the fuck they do. That prick was not just innocently asking you to study, he definitely had other plans in mind, trust me"

He gets frustrated... eventually calms down... and then just gets really pouty

There was this one time you looked over at him and he literally had his arms crossed and eyebrows furrowed as if he were a child that had just gotten his favorite toy taken away. You couldn't help the small laugh that had slipped from your lips, and regardless of how fast you placed your hand over your mouth, he heard you and looked at you wildly, "Did you just fucking laugh at me?!" At this point, you couldn't stop the laughter forcing its way from your mouth now as your boyfriend's face grew even poutier (if that were possible)

"I'm sorry, honey, you just look really cute right now," you pleaded honestly, speaking to him almost like an adult speaking to an adorable anger-filled child

It took you weaseling your way into his crossed arms and nuzzling your face into his chest, muttering small I'm sorry's while placing kisses all over his face, for him to forgive you and get over his childlike attitude

Whenever he does get jealous, you know that all he really needs is a good makeout session - That will quell any worries he has that you're not his

At parties (and after a few drinks), he will drag you to a more secluded area (either in the corner or against the wall in the hallway) and start making out with you

If you playfully push him away and start laughing, saying something about "people seeing you guys," he'll just whisper, "don't care," and hastily place his lips against yours again, albeit more sloppy and eager this time. "Just need to kiss you...," he'll groan against your lips (If this happens, your night is usually cut short, as his needy actions result in you two racing home to properly be with one another 😳)

(((As you're driving home, he will definitely rub you over your thin underwear, watching you intently with lips parted as if dazed by the mere sight of you like this. His lust-filled eyes would quickly darken at the way your hands tighten around the steering wheel, and especially at the sound of your small moans. As he slips a finger inside of you, he'd barely be able to hold himself back from forcing you to pull over and ravage you right then and there, as lewd noises begin to fill the otherwise silent car)))

You guys are basically lucky that you don't crash that night, that's all I'm saying

On a fluffier note, one of his favorite things you do, and something he'll always be eternally grateful for, is when he's anxious or nervous about something, usually shaking his leg and playing with your fingers to distract himself, you'll reach over and stroke your fingers through his hair, instantly calming his nerves

You'll do it until he takes your hand from his hair and places a gentle kiss on the back of it, signaling to you that he feels better - He also, shyly, whispers a small "thank you" afterward

You guys have tried to take baths together and it just never really works out (he doesn't agree with this sentiment at all, he loves taking baths with you)

But, he is a big guy and there is only so much space in a bathtub, which results in water being splashed everywhere

One particular time ended with Eren filling the bath with too much bubbles and completely covering your floor with sudsy water, and another time resulted in you two literally almost flooding your apartment (don't ask)… so, now, it's safe to say that you're a bit hesitant about baths - He is Not

"Babe, you took my bubble privileges away, so it won't be like last time... I promise," he fakes an innocent tone, trying to sway your opinion on taking another bath with him, but inside you know he's like 😈😈😈

Sometimes wears your t-shirts at home which means that there are a couple of your shirts that have unfortunately been too stretched out for you to wear now

If you get on his case about this, he'll just fire back with, "What's the big deal, you wear my clothes all the time...?"

"Okay, true... but, I'm not permanently altering your shirts, Eren, there's a difference"

You can't be too upset with him though, because he just looks too cute with your much-too-tight shirts on, hugging his muscles and barely fitting his chest 🥺

Speaking of you wearing his clothes though, he gets unbelievably turned on when you come home dressed in a cute, little dress and instantly change out of it and into one of his shirts

Just the sight of his girl like that, and the fact that it's his shirt you wear in the comforts of your own home, has him adjusting his pants as he makes his way over to you (as much as he likes seeing you in his shirts, he likes it much better when he rips them off of you)

Favorite things to do for date night: (1) Late-night drive to the overlook by the beach (maybe results in some stargazing... maybe results in you straddling his waist, the two of you making out in the driver's seat... who knows), (2) Parties/get togethers at friend's houses (he gets to show you off to other people; claims it can technically be called a "date night" if you two steal food from the kitchen and find a lonely corner to hangout in where you two can share some kisses back and forth, as well), (3) Ordering takeout and watching movies on the couch (he gets to be comfortable with you and likes how you cuddle up to him when it's just the two of you in your apartment), (4) Arcade (one of his favorites, because it lets you two be playful and a bit competitive with each other; if he's too competitive, he'll always make it up to you by winning you a stuffed animal - he internally scowls about this because he fears it'll become his new competition just like the ikea stuffed animal he got you)

Whenever you're bossy toward him, he'll reply with "Okay... mommy," since the nickname always causes you to get flustered and narrow your eyes at him, which he thinks is both hilarious and cute (a stupid, cheeky grin will definitely always accompany his use of the word)

One night he asks you to sleep without a shirt on just like he does and you're like, "Huh, I bet you'd like that... Wouldn't you, you creep? 🙄"

And he just smiles at you with feigned innocence and says, "It's like that thing... what is that thing with babies... oh yeah!" His face lights up with a genuine smile this time, "Skin to skin... we need skin to skin contact"

Which has you then replying with a scoff, "Eren, that's for babies and we are two adults"

"No," he places his hands on either side of your cheeks and squishes, "You are baby."

(You end up giving him what he wants and you both hold each other shirtless as you sleep through the night, and you have to admit... It did feel nice)

Literally so stubborn... like the most stubborn man to ever exist. That is all.

No, but really, like... He'll refuse to accept he's wrong about something even when you have proof

Like that one time he thought that the tv show 'That '70s Show' was actually filmed in the 70s and you were like...... "you are literally so wrong about that, Eren." And, he refused to accept that he wasn't right and still stood his ground even when you pulled up the info from the Wikipedia page, causing him to stubbornly mutter some nonsense about how "anyone can edit those pages, Y/N"

He's so annoying, I swear 🙄

But also get this... He is also very cute... And ridiculous... Ridiculously cute, some would even say... For instance:

He'd constantly think about proposing to you 🥺

Like, you'll do something small like wipe the brownie batter he got on the side of his mouth off with your finger, placing it in your own to taste it, and on the inside he'd be like, "God, just marry me already..."

Or, even you washing his hair for him while you two shower will have him in his head like, "Please take my last name and be my wife!!!"

Genuinely wants to spend the rest of his life with you, his best friend and lover - He couldn't imagine having anyone else but you beside him for the rest of his days

Part of him feels unworthy, though, and gets insecure at the thought of you not wanting him for the rest of your life, so he never shares the little proposal-themed thoughts he has with you and tucks the image of you with a ring on your finger far, far away in his mind

One day, he'll eventually work up the courage to ask you to be his for life, he swears it (and has sworn it to Armin, as well, who is tired of Eren being a coward and wishes he would just ask you already)

He also swears to give you an amazing proposal, because he knows you deserve it 😇 lmao he'll probably give you a ring pop and be like.... "aha, babe, wanna marry me?" while making this face:

(Jk 💀 he'll be more romantic than that, he swears it)

But until then, he'll continue doing his best to make you smile and think that he's funny, so that maybe you'll keep him around long enough for him to actually work up the courage to propose

For now, though, he'll keep being the cutest, weirdest, and most annoying boyfriend in the world... 🥺💕🙄💘😌 (that is until he becomes your husband, uh oh 👀)

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5cm Farther by Kumo Suzume

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Eiji: I can fit the world in my hands

Ash: That’s imposs—

Eiji: *cups Ash’s face*

Ash: *blushing uncontrollably* I have a reputation—

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They’re soulmates. They would die for each other

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asheiji as pylades and orestes

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being best friends with hange zoë headcanons

OUR NON BINARY ROYALTY LETS GOOOO

in these headcanons, imma make the reader also a commander.

minor spoiler up ahead! (from S1)

gn! reader. happy reading :)

i love hange san sm pls look how cute they are 🥺🥺 ^^

they would greet you every morning with updates on their new experiments

if you’re a late riser, hange definitely is your alarm clock and wakes you up

“GOOD MORNING Y/N!!! GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT ABOUT SAWNEY?…”

you and moblit have to comfort them after sawney and bean die </3

you three bond so well pls

levi thinks you two are the most annoying brats ever. you guys give him migraines worse than ones he gets after late nights without tea. (he still deeply cares for you two, but won't admit it.)

hange is extremely smart and innovative! they’d make you random things that help with whatever’s troubling you as a gift or just out of the blue. (did that make sense??)

ie. if you were cold at night they’d make you a heated blanket to heat you up.

since commanders do hella paperwork and stuffs late at night, they would visit you to make sure you’re pacing yourself and taking breaks.

they love stopping in when they’re taking a break themselves, and appreciate if you do too.

you guys train your squads together and you guys partner up a lot for personal practice too.

you guys definitely have bets/competitions like who can get to the other end of the field with their ODM gear quickest, and who can pin the other to the ground in a spar first, etc.

is very affectionate towards their friends! they love hugging you throughout the day. i also think they'd like to hold your face in their hands and squish your cheeks.

if they're done updating you on the rest of their titan research, the conversation won’t stop there.

hange will find something else to talk about. they never run out of conversation topics, which makes conversing and being around them easy. think of it as the "talks a lot; listens" dynamic.

they really love and appreciate that you listen to them every time esp since others don’t really want to listen to what they have to say.

of course when you aren't busy, you'll help hange out with research in the late hours of the morning.

you guys would do sleepovers too. they'd prepare so many sleepover games, have stories, and sneak in some snacks for the two of you.

helping them clean their room (you doing most of it) because you have to side with levi, it's really bad.

loves to make you smile and happy! especially if you're feeling down, they'll do ANYTHING to get you to laugh :)

likes to prank you a lot. however, if they aren't pranking you, you're helping them play pranks on other comrades.

gives BOMB advice. like if something is troubling you and you tell them about it, they'll be really helpful, offer advice, and support you in your decisions.

they care for you sm. if you're sick or hurt they're literally travelling at the speed of light to get you medicine, bandages, or anything to make you feel better.

all in all, hange is the bestest friend ever and is always there for you no matter what you need :)

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armin arlert

headcanons

➼ fuckboy armin headcanons // head empty, only fuckboy armin using you

➼ nsfw armin headcanons // overstimulation + public sex + somnophilia

➼ armin with a corruption / innocence kink // finger choking + public sex

drabbles

➼ ceo armin // public sex + exhibitionism + dub con + fingering

➼ I want to see you // oral sex (f receiving) + 500 milestone event

➼ lingerie // body worship + fingering + romantic 

fics

➼ I’m in love with you // overstimulation 

➼ armin taking care of drunk reader // sfw + antics

➼ pegging armin in a dress // sub!armin + pegging + slight dacryphilia

➼ all for me // beach sex + exhibitionism + breeding kink

➼ good boy // mutual masturbation + mommy kink + praise + sub!armin

➼ hold your breath (armin x reader x eren) // breathplay + threesome + voyeurism

➼ don’t tell  // dub con + professor!armin + sub!armin + overstimulation

series

➼ payback (armin x reader x mikasa) COMPLETED

payback: part 1 // finger choking + drunk sex + fwb

payback: part 2 // mentions of sex + sexual tension

payback: part 3 // threesome + voyeurism + exhibitionism + overstimulation + face riding

➼ validate me (armin x reader) 

chapter 1: what’s your type? // drug use + noncon / dubcon + handjob + heavy petting + slight somnophilia + fuckboy!armin 

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body parts

masterlist

idk why i made this but these are the random body parts I think some of the characters like

eren:

he really likes shoulders. he’s the guy that teachers warn you about in school because homie likes shoulders. he likes how bare they look and they add into the fact he probably likes to bite into them.

armin:

pretty necks and collarbones. there’s something in how delicate or elegant they look that draws him in. if you sweep your hair over your shoulder or something, he’ll notice for sure. he likes to lick and kiss you there. also really likes pretty hands. he’ll play with your hands a lot and hold them. 

mikasa:

she really likes lips. she’ll get distracted when you talk sometimes that she won’t even hear everything you’re saying and she blushes when she has to ask you to repeat yourself. she also will melt whenever she feels your lips, whether that be on hers or anywhere else on her body. 

jean:

boobs. any size and any shape. any color with any nipples. he likes cupping them just holding them in his hands. he’ll lay on your chest to hear your heartbeat and use you like a pillow. i stand by the fact that he loves to have a titty in his mouth.

levi:

calves, oddly enough. he really likes strong and muscular legs. power is attractive to him in that subtle way because most people don’t really think about calves that way. but during sex, he’s gentle and likes to lay a few kisses there. he also loves backs. he loves it when you shiver when he traces figures into your skin. and he also likes ears?? he likes biting them

connie:

he’s an ass guy, he’ll stare when you walk by and you’ll definitely notice when he does so, he’s very bad at hiding it. when you cuddle he just likes to cup them and sometimes when you walk up the stairs in front of you, he’ll start poking your butt to get you to walk faster. 

hange:

thigh and tummy lover all the way. appreciates everything there is. when you hang out with them, they’ll like to have your bottom in their lap just chilling or to have your legs resting on them. 

pieck:

another neck and collarbones fan. she thinks they’re so so pretty and will kiss you along your collarbones all sweetly. she also really likes thighs. she likes petting them and laying her head there for naps.

yelena:

loves waists and necks. she’s so much taller than most people so her hands are a lot bigger and her fingers are longer than most people’s so she finds it adorable when she wraps her hands around your waist or wraps them around your neck. 

niccolo:

tummy and thigh lover, he likes seeing that to know that he’s treating you well with his food and that you have lots of it. he just thinks of it as there’s more of you to love. he never makes you feel weird about it and he likes to lay his head on your tummy and joke to you that he heard your tummy talking to him and telling him what you want for dinner. 

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for sale or wanted • jean kirstein x fem! reader

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warnings: cursing, some “friends” (tv show) references, hostility towards reiner >:( and some mentions of a disrespectful relationship. slight ass staring LOL. awkwardness. lots of it. thick tension geesh

*written chapter * THE DATES ARE WRONG. THIS TAKES PLACE IN JANUARY. I REPEAT THE DATES ON THE MESSAGES ARE WRONG I JUST REALIZED. 💔 Proceed.*

[ playlist - more than friends : real life animals ]

“Y/N!” Ymir yelled.

Flinching, Y/N turned to face Ymir, who’s arm was around Historia on the non-Porco couch. That’s what they had coined the couch they actually liked and fit with their theme. Ymir and Historia were currently on it, watching a rerun of Friends. Y/N was making a sandwich. Sasha was snoring loudly on the Porco couch.

“You don’t have to yell,” Y/N rolled her eyes. “What do you want?”

“When’s Kirstein comin’?” Ymir asked.

“I’m not sure,” Y/N responded. “He said around 4.”

“It’s 4:15.” Ymir retorted.

“Your point?” Y/N placed her hand on her hip, butterknife in her hand.

“He’s not coming.” Ymir said smugly. “Typical Kirstein.”

Historia sighed, exasperated. “Just shush Ymir. You haven’t seen Jean in years and you still act rude to him!”

Ymir cackled. “It’s just fun to work you guys up.”

Y/N turned back to making her sandwich. “It’s not like we’re on time for anything either.” She grumbled.

“Defending Kirstein?” Ymir scoffed. “Sounds like you got the hots for him.” She wiggled her eyebrows.

“Are you 12?” Y/N snapped. “The ‘hots’? Really? Who says that anymore?”

Ymir only cackled in response.

—

Jean clicked his phone off, leaning back in the passenger seat of Reiner’s car.

“Everything good?” Reiner asked.

“Yeah, just Connie and Sasha being aggravating as usual.” Jean explained. Reiner shook his head.

“So this couch, was it really worth it or did you just see a pretty girl and get too embarrassed to say no?” Reiner teased, smirking.

Jean rolled his eyes. “It’s not the best piece of furniture out there but I am, one, BROKE, and two, it was an easy buy.”

Reiner shrugged. “I don’t know, I saw your tweet.”

Jean blushed. “I just tweet my thoughts, we all know that by now.”

Reiner’s smirked deepened. “Not everyday you tweet about a pretty girl.”

It’s not everyday I meet one, Jean thought.

Jean shook his head, looking out the window. He tried to stretch but hit his arms against the truck’s roof. His legs were cramped as well.

“How do you even fit in here?” Jean asked, irritated by the tight fit.

Reiner shrugged. “I’d trade the inconvenience of no leg room for a big pickup bed anyday. It’s useful.”

“Nah, you probably just like to show off your massive truck bed and hope girls find that kinda thing cool.” Jean said.

Reiner laughed. “That too.”

“Has it worked?”

“Nope.” Reiner replied cheerily.

“Is that Becky G!” Jean exclaimed, suddenly hearing the faint sound of “Shower” playing through the truck’s speakers.

“Shit!” Reiner exclaimed, turning red. He quickly rushed to move his hand off the steering wheel and change the song off his phone. Jean continued laughing, the sight of Reiner’s red face, embarrassment clear, only fueling his laughing fit.

“Shut up,” Reiner growled. “It’s a good song.” The thought of the huge guy jamming out to Becky G almost sent him into another fit, but Jean strained to hold it in. The ride remained silent for a few minutes when Reiner spoke again.

“If you ever mention that to anyone, I’ll run you over.” He murmured. Jean chuckled and turned to face Reiner only to see he was being serious, staring intently back at Jean. Jean shut his mouth, nodding.

A few moments after, almost subconsciously, Reiner began to whistle the tune. Jean couldn’t resist the laugh that escaped his throat, earning a dirty look from Reiner.

—

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. “Coming!” Y/N called, taking her apron off and rushing to the door. She opened the door, smiling.

She was met with Reiner’s face.

“Reiner?” She asked, somewhat in disbelief.

“Y/N, put the butterknife down,” Reiner put his hands up, backing up a few steps.

“What-“ Y/N remembered the butterknife in her hands, clenched tightly now between her knuckles. “Oh, sorry.” She went to put it in the kitchen. “Come in!” She called behind her.

Reiner cautiously stepped inside the dorm, eyeing his surroundings.

“Braun.” Ymir greeted, nodding at him.

“Hey!” Historia waved cheerily. Reiner sheepishly greeted them back.

“Ymir, Historia. Good to see you all again.” He managed to get out awkwardly. He tilted his head curiously, looking at Sasha snoozing on the couch. He gestured to Sasha questioningly at Ymir.

Ymir waved her hand dismissively. “She’ll wake up, just give her a minute.” As if in response, Sasha mumbled in her sleep.

“Um,” he scratched the back of his neck. “Jean’s on a phone call, but he’ll be here soon.”

Jean was on the phone with his mother, who called at that exact moment and decided it was a good time to scold him about not calling for a week and a half. Jean was pacing on the sidewalk, his hand in his hair.

“Oh, okay.” Y/N replied. “Um, so how have you been?” The tension in the air was thick, but since neither Y/N or Reiner were confrontational they didn’t know how to address the mood.

“Good, good.” Reiner nodded. “And you?”

Y/N nodded back. “Good, too.”

The room grew silent.

“I’m sorry, but did someone die?” Ymir blurted.

“Ymir!” Historia gasped, slapping her arm. Ymir removed her hand around Historia and sat forward, opening her hands in a What? gesture.

“Well, it feels like a funeral in here!” Ymir said defensively. “Y/N’s over here glaring at Reiner like he’s an enemy of the state.”

“I am not!” Y/N semi-shouted, her voice shrill. Sasha sat up on the couch.

“Can y’all shut up?” She snapped.

“No!” Ymir and Y/N shouted at her. Sasha groaned, throwing her hand over her forehead and falling back on the couch.

“Look, Y/N,” Reiner started awkwardly. “I don’t mean any harm, and I know it’s weird after everything with Porco... but I just wanted to say that I don’t agree with anything he did. And I wouldn’t have just shown up here if I knew it was your place.”

Y/N uncrossed her arms, trying to fix the visible displeasure in her face. She could not hide her emotions if her life depended on it. There was a few beats of silence before Y/N finally spoke.

“Reiner, I don’t hate you,” She said begrudgingly. “It’s not that, it’s just… You knew what Porco did and said behind my back and you just never told me. I always felt like his friends agreed with him that I was crazy or something.”

“No! Not at all,” Reiner reassured her. “To be honest, I didn’t really know what was going on in his life. I haven’t talked to him much since I left Marley. All I knew was that he was dating you. He just told me you broke up and that’s when he finally told me everything he did. I’m so sorry.” Reiner rambled.

Y/N sighed. “I mean, I’m not going to blame you. It was between Porco and I. But I guess that makes me feel better, like you didn’t betray me.” She chuckled awkwardly.

“No, I’d never stand for the stuff Porco did.” Reiner said.

“Did he cheat?” Sasha whispered to Historia. Historia shushed Sasha, swatting her.

“So we’re good?” Reiner asked. Y/N nodded.

“Sorry for the hostility, I just never expected you to be here.” Y/N admitted.

“No, I get it. But I wish Jean would’ve at least given me a headsup you were Sasha’s room mate.” Reiner muttered.

There was a knock on the door then. “Come in!” Y/N shouted. Jean walked in, peeking his head around the corner to where Y/N was standing in the kitchen with Reiner.

“Hey!” Jean said. He waved at Historia and Ymir. “So I assume you met Reiner?”

“Actually,” Y/N chuckled nervously. “We’ve known each other.”

“Oh!” Jean replied, eyes widening. “Even better! So he’s gonna help me move this thing.” He patted the couch Sasha was snoring on.

Y/N nodded, a tight lipped smile.

“Kirstein,” Ymir called. Jean glanced at her. “Long time no see.”

“Oh yeah! How have you been?” He asked Ymir. “And nice to see you too, Historia.”

Historia waved.

“I’ve been pretty good,” Ymir responded. “But I see you’re still late to everything.”

Jean blushed a deep red, running a hand through his hair. “Oh, yeah, I’m sorry. I got a phone call I had to take.” He looked at the floor, embarrassed. Ymir simply grunted.

“So do you want to start moving it?” Jean asked Reiner.

Reiner nodded, walking over to the couch. The men stared down at Sasha’s sleeping figure, unfazed by the commotion. “Do we wake her?” Reiner questioned.

Jean sighed, shoving Sasha. “Hey. Wake up. Wake up. Wake upppp,” He shook the side or her body with his palm.

Sasha groaned. “I’m not ready to say goodbye.” she grumbled sleepily.

“You and Ymir literally bullied me to get rid of it,” Y/N scoffed.

“I had forgotten how comfy it was!” Sasha protested, turning to the opposite side. “Five more minutes.” Y/N scoffed.

“Do you guys want a sandwich while we wait for Sleeping Beauty?” Y/N offered, tilting her head towards the kitchen with the butterknife.

“More like sleeping ugly.” Ymir snorted.

Y/N and Jean made eye contact.

“You get used to it..” Y/N mouthed. Jean nodded, agreeing.

“I heard that!” Sasha exclaimed to Ymir. “Just for that, I’m gonna fart in your bed.”

Reiner turned a deep red. For someone who liked to listen to 2014 pop, he was pretty bashful.

“I’ll take one, if it’s not too much of a bother,” Jean raised a finger, inquiring.

“No problem! Follow me. And you, Reiner?” Y/N walked back to the kitchen, opening the fridge, Jean a few steps behind her.

“I’ll take one too then, thank you.” Reiner accepted. Y/N nodded, bending over into Jean’s line of sight almost unassumingly. Jean’s eyes widened, before looking the other way, a faint blush appearing on his features. He didn’t want to get caught ogling the girl on their second meeting, possibly giving the impression he was a creep. But damn, was it hard. He felt someone staring at him, and when he focused he realized it was Historia, who was holding back a giggle. He got even more flustered, looking away from her too.

“Any specifics? Mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup? We have pickles and a wide variety of condiments and lunch meats.” Y/N listed.

“Y/N,” Ymir scolded. “Those lunch meats are for the fancy guests!”

Y/N shot her a glare. “Ignore Ymir, she’s just grumpy because she hasn’t been fed her daily sacrifice of small children.” Jean laughed a little too hard while Reiner chuckled. It was hard for Jean to focus when she smelled so good and was at a certain angle.

“Um, lies,” Ymir replied nonchalantly. “Children eating is at 12, it’s 4. That’s the senior citizen buffet.”

“Har, har.” Y/N rolled her eyes. “So what do you guys want?”

“Anything is fine, really,” Jean said, rubbing the back of his neck.

“Is ham and muenster cheese good?” Y/N asked, standing upright and grabbing the two containers.

“Monster cheese?” Reiner asked, puzzled.

“M-U-E-nster. It’s so good, try it!” Y/N began to assemble both boys their sandwiches. “I’m gonna give you the works! Lettuce, mayonnaise and tomatoes!”

“Is Y/N making sandwiches?” Sasha asked from the couch, eyes tightly shut.

“Yeah, but don’t get your hopes up. There’s no children flavor.” Ymir mocked.

Y/N flicked her off without turning back.

Sasha bolted off the couch. “Can you make me a sandwich, Y/N? Pleaseeee? Pretty please?” Sasha begged, appearing at Y/N’s side and slightly shoving Jean.

“Yeah, yeah. But I’m not cutting the pickles this time. That’s gross.”

Sasha hummed happily, going to the kitchen to hand Y/N her sandwich components.

“Why don’t you just make your own, Sasha?” Jean asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Because!” Sasha exclaimed defensively. “Y/N makes the best ones! They’re so good, and they aren’t lopsided and sloppy like Ymir’s.”

“You could always just starve.”Ymir suggested unhelpfully. She suddenly joined Historia in clapping her hands along to the Friends theme.

“But hello! Cheerio!” Ymir waved frantically to Jean and Reiner. “Don’t y’all got a couch to be moving?”

“Right,” Reiner agreed, walking over to the couch. “Jean, you take that side and we’ll lift it to my truck. Can someone open the door?”

“On it!” Sasha ran over to help.

Jean got on the other side of the couch, and on the count of three him and Reiner lifted it.

“See, that wasn’t so bad,” Ymir chided. “PIVOT! PIVOT!” she suddenly shrieked, causing Reiner to startle.

“Is she always like that?” He asked, wincing.

“Yes.” Everyone in the room agreed.

As Jean and Reiner moved the couch out of the dorm, Ymir sang the Friends theme song loud enough to be heard from the hallway. Historia harmonized with her happily, leaning into her chest.

Once Reiner and Jean safely secured the couch to Reiner’s truck bed, they returned to the dorm room.

“Yay! It’s gone!” Y/N clapped her hands enthusiastically. “Thanks guys, really.”

“Thank you,” Jean replied. “I really needed a couch.”

“And thank me,” Reiner teased. “For having a truck and upper body strength.”

Y/N laughed. “Here’s your sandwiches, courtesy of Chef Y/N.”

“Five stars!” Sasha banged her first on the table, chewing loudly.

“I put some chips on the side,” Y/N pointed to Jean’s plate. “It just adds that extra flavor.” She admitted almost shyly. Jean’s heart swelled. Why was she acting so.. adorable? There was just no other word for it. It wasn’t a big deal. His friends often acted adorable. Armin, Connie, even Sasha. Eren… On second thought, not Eren.

“Thanks! I love chips!” Jean said. Y/N laughed again, the corners of her eyes crinkling, shaking her head a bit. Even Reiner chuckled.

“Great commentary,” He said, patting Jean on the back with a large hand. “Thanks, Y/N.” He made his way to the couch, where Historia scooted to make room for him, smiling brightly.

“Don’t even try anything,” Ymir warned, holding up a finger to Reiner and giving him a death stare. Reiner shook his head, eyes widened in fear. Ymir borderline barked.

“You can sit!” Y/N motioned to the small breakfast table Sasha was devouring her sandwich at.

Jean quickly glanced at the table, then at Y/N leaning against the counter. “Nah, I’m good here.” He took a bite out of his sandwich.

“Ugh, that’s so barbaric,” Y/N scoffed. “Eating standing up.”

Jean nearly choked on the bite of sandwich. “Weren’t you just thanking me for buying your ugly couch?” He sassed.

Y/N rasied her eyebrows. “Um, you should be thanking me and my ugly couch for saving you from sitting on the floor. Why’d you even buy one if you just eat standing up? You animal.” Jean shook his head, trying to contain his smile.

“That’s rude.” He stated simply.

Y/N punched his shoulder jokingly. “You can handle it.”

Jean shrugged. “I don’t know. I might just cry myself to sleep every night. Who knows how long the guilt will eat you alive for.” He said in a fake menacing tone.

“Oooh, I’m terrified.” Y/N waved her hands.

“For good reason. I’d be a pretty annoying guilt trip.”

“I don’t doubt that.” Y/N agreed. His voice is so deep, Y/N thought.

Sasha stared at them blankly, head on her hand, mouth partially open.

“Uh…”

“Sasha,” Jean rolled his eyes. “Close your mouth, I can literally see the chips.”

Like a fish, Sasha’s mouth closed with a wet sound. She finished chomping and swallowed before getting up.

“You guys are weird.” She said, walking to the couch as well.

Jean and Y/N watched her go, attempting to fit on the medium sized sofa.

“I think we might need another couch.” Y/N commented, watching Sasha try to shove Reiner off her usual seating spot.

“No take backsies,” Jean smirked, looking at her.

“I sold it for a reason, whatever your last name is.” Y/N crossed her arms.

Jean guffawed. “Like you don’t know my last name.”

“I don’t! It’s pretentious.” Y/N insisted.

“Uh, huh.” Jean replied, not believing it, more so hoping it was just a joke. “It’s Kirstein.” He said instead, opting to not find out the hard way.

“I was right, it is pretentious. All fancy soundin’.” Y/N shuddered.

“It is not!” Jean argued.

“Whatever. Do you know mine?”

“Duh,” Jean mocked, staring at Y/N and placing his empty plate on the counter.

“Then what is it?” Y/N shot back, staring just as intently.

“It’s uh- It’s um,” Jean drew a blank. He stuttered, trying to recall the memory.

Y/N raised an eyebrow. “Uh huh.”

Jean waved his hand dismissively. “It’s probably just basic.”

“Sure, Kirstein,” Y/N dragged out the syllables. “It’s L/N, if you must know.”

“L/N.” Jean repeated. “Nice to meet you.” He stuck his hand out.

“You’re not gonna freeze up now?”

“Very funny. You totally froze up first.”

“You looked like a deer in headlights.”

Jean shook his head, checking his watch. It was 5:15. Connie would be home soon, hungry. “I should head out, I got a lot of stuff to do.”

“More interesting than couch transporting?” Y/N picked up Jean’s plate, moving it to the sink.

“If you can believe it, yeah.” Jean chuckled. “But hey, thank you. It was pretty good.”

“The sandwich or the couch?” Y/N teased.

“Both.”

“Probably the sandwich.” Y/N said.

“Probably.” Jean agreed. “You ready to go?” He asked Reiner. Reiner nodded, getting up from the couch. Sasha scrambled to her feet off the floor to take his spot.

“Bye, everyone,” Reiner waved. “Thanks for the food, Y/N.”

“You’re welcome! Hope you enjoyed it.” Y/N waved.

“And um,” He stepped closer to Y/N, lowering his voice. “I’m sorry about earlier. If you ever want to um, talk about it,” Reiner ran a hand through his hair. “Just text me.”

Y/N grew stiff. Plastering a fake smile on her face, she just nodded. “Thanks, Reiner. I’m okay though.”

Reiner nodded. “I’ll see you outside, I’m gonna start the truck.” Reiner told Jean. He walked out, keys jangling, and shut the door gently. Jean stared at Y/N quizzically. He decided it was best not to ask, not wanting to come off as nosy or creepy. But Y/N could tell he was curious. She figured Reiner would explain and grew flustered just thinking about the humiliation of Jean knowing what Reiner knew. She preferred to leave that to Reiner and Jean to talk about.

“So I’ll see you around?” Jean asked, making his way to the door. Before Y/N could respond, Historia piped up.

“Wait, Jean!” She walked over to the breakfast table, digging into her pink Coach shoulderbag. “Here!” She produced a small pink invite, extending it to Jean.

HISTORIA’S 21ST BDAY BASH <33

Jan. 15 @ 8 PM @ Reiss Estate

2000’s THEMED

wear ur best y2k attire!

can’t w8 to see u there ;)

<3

Jean raised an eyebrow, flipping the card to the back. It was a pic of Historia as a kid, wearing a hot pink feather boa with a pink plastic cellphone against her ear. She looked more or less the same, only more subtler. The girl did like pink.

“You should totally come! Connie’s also invited, and Eren is coming with Mikasa! It’ll be so fun, I hope to see you there.”

“Thanks!” Jean replied, glancing at Y/N. “I’ll be there. Bye guys!” A chorus of “bye!”s ensued. He stepped out the door. 

Outside the dorm, he let out a sigh of relief. Historia’s birthday bash. Another opportunity to see Y/N.

Inside the dorm, Ymir glared at Historia. “Why’d you invite him, babe?” She whined, pouting like a child.

“Many reasons,” Historia began, walking over and sitting on her lap. “One, to spite you. Two, he’s nice! Three, I can’t invite all of his friends and not him. That’s rude. And four, for Y/N.” Sasha and Ymir looked at Y/N.

Y/N’s mouth dropped. “Um, what? I didn’t say anything!”

“Oh, please,” Ymir rolled her eyes in disbelief. “We all saw you canoodling.”

“No, we weren’t.” Y/N grumbled, washing the dishes.”

Historia giggled. “It’s okay, Y/N. You can just talk to Jean at my party.”

Y/N shrugged. “Maybe.”

Pulling out her phone, Y/N found herself re-reading her and Jean’s messages. Not really knowing why, she decided to save his contact.

Just incase, Y/N thought.

—

Later that night, Y/N’s phone dinged.

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Meanwhile:

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a/n: hey guys!! i’m sorry for the late update but I made this chapter extra long to make up for it :D so i saw this post and it was like “fanfic authors be going thru the most traumatic shit and then come back like nothing happened with a 6k word count chapter” and LET ME TELL YOU, that is my life. Rn nothing traumatic is happening but man it’s like this fic WANTS to be delayed lol. So i broke my thumbnail and i could NOT type for a few days without excruciating pain!! then i was busy into the night time which is my usual writing time. now i am sick with a fever, sore throat and a stuffy nose!! but i’m here, hopefully i won’t be sick for my graduation lol cus then i won’t be able to go. i hope y’all enjoyed this and ahh i felt so bad being mean to reiner but i feel like this was necessary for the porco plot to develop haha. also this is not proofread it’s 2am and i literally suck at writing first meetings/conversations. can you tell this was rushed lmaoooo. there was a lot more i was going to say but i forgot omfg so tune in to the next chapter!! love you all xx

btw i literally do not know how to do that “keep reading” tab thing where it cuts off your writing so it isn’t one big post so can someone please teach me :)

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Boyfriend Jean Fluff Headcanons

Mullet Jean owns my whole and entire heart <3

This is pretty different from what I normally write and I feel like it’s gonna end up being super embarrassing, but hopefully it’s alright!

Buckle in, because this is gonna be fluffy :)

Bad news for all the non-animated men out there, Mullet Jean is the best boyfriend and literally nobody will ever compare.

He’s a BIG believer in quality time. 

He likes to plan out really nice dates, like picnics with a with an organized snack selection or fun day trips. He wants you to see how much thought he put into planning something to make you happy.

With that being said, he’s also a sucker for the tiny little mundane dates. Running errands, going on walks between meetings, and just sitting on the sofa with takeout. It feels super intimate, and it’s nice to be completely intertwined in each others’ daily routine.

So excited for you to meet his friends! He thinks he’s so lucky to have you, so of course he wants the people in his life to get to meet you! You’re probably really close with Connie and Sasha after a while, and you basically join their friend group. They also probably tease him about you sometimes, but they do like you a lot (better than pretty much any of his previous partners, to be honest)

We all know Jean’s a good cook, and he 100% brings you food. It’s a way for him to show you silently that he’s thinking about you, and he likes the way your eyes light up when he remembers your favorite food (brb currently crying)

Eren once said something kinda snarky to you while in A Mood, and Jean beat the shit out of him. You weren’t even really offended, but Jean was.

He draws little sketches of you in his notebook and acts super embarrassed, but he purposefully leaves them somewhere where you could find them. He’s actually really proud of them.

This man knows how to cheer you up better than anyone else. When he’s upset, he needs to be reminded that people care about him, so he does the same for you. If you want to talk about what’s wrong, he’s all ears, and totally ready to offer advice if you’d like. If you don’t want to talk, he’s already got a blanket in hand, and you’re just gonna sit together for a while. The most important thing for him is just to be close to you as a physical reminder that he’s there for support.

You guys have matching rings, not in like a promise ring kind of way, just some rings that you both really liked. The implications of matching rings never even crossed his mind, and everyone makes fun of him for it.

He spends so much time on his hair, and when you offered to help one day, he was SO grateful. After a while, he’s the one who comes to find you with a comb because it just doesn’t look as good when he does it himself. But honestly, it’s mostly just about the peace of routine for both of you. It’s relaxing, and it just makes you feel close.

This is so cheesy, but he’d hold your pinky when you’re walking together, it just makes so much sense for him

Big fan of a good grand gesture, even if it’s not that grand. Loves bringing you flowers (probably camellia’s like these), bought you a necklace or bracelet with his initial on it (yes, yes I know it’s cheesy, but its also cute), always offers you his coat when it’s cold even if it’s like 60 degrees

He’s literally your cheerleader, he’s so supportive. Always compliments your outfits when you’re out together, and he’s your biggest fan in your social media comments. You’re so amazing, and he’s damn well going to make sure you know that.

You two did each other’s makeup once, and he didn’t get very far because he very much refused to understand the concept of eyeshadow primer. It annoyed him so much for no reason, and you finally just took over and finished it yourself. He probably asks you to do his makeup again in the future, though, he thinks it actually looked pretty good.

When you guys are watching a movie or just sitting together, he lets you put your head on his chest and he runs his hands through your hair, leaving little kisses on the top of your head. Alternatively, he likes to have his head in your lap while you trace little circles in his hair. It’s adorable.

Here are some Pinterest links of what I think your relationship would look like: one two (I knowww they’re cheesy but they’re cuteee)

At the end of the day, Jean truly, deeply cares about you. I don’t see him as the kind of person to date a lot, so when he does find someone that he cares about, there’s a certain level of commitment involved. Although he probably wouldn’t tell you, if you’re together for six months or more, there’s a significant chance that he plans on spending the rest of his life with you. 

In conclusion, Mullet Jean <3

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Hello, I've decided that I have so much AOT brainrot that I might as well become an AOT fanpage 😳

This is my first time ever writing headcannons or anything similar to it but Jean Kirstein just lives in my head rent free so here you go!

Random Jean Kirstein headcanons

Cw: just a lot of random fluff lol

Jean Kirstein x f!reader

• He likes to wake you up with dozens of little kisses all over your face

• He loves morning cuddles and will not get out of bed if he doesn't have to

• But if he does he will always make you a cup of tea/coffee to start your morning

• He learned to cook from his mom so he loves making you a big breakfast in bed

• If you work sometimes he'll pack you a cute little lunch that has a note in it

• He always helps with the dishes and makes sure to clean after himself

• He is very proper about his hygiene and will make sure he always smells good

• He loves taking baths with you

• He loves taking showers with you and using your body wash because it smells like you

• He loves when you wash his hair for him

• He loves when you do facials together

• He let's you trim his hair and style it

Ie:twin baby braids or little piggy tails

• He let's you paint his nails

• He let's you go his makeup

• He does foot spas with you

• He will hit on you like you just met

• He will smack you ass if you walk past him

• Concent king

• Will ask before kissing you, over and over ("can I kiss you " 10 seconds later "can I kiss you ")

• He loves to tangle his legs up with your when cuddling

• Sometimes he asks you to check his back for acne

• If you wear glasses he will take them off your face and wear them ("how do I look?" "I dont know I cant see you ")

• He loves giving you big kisses when you wear lipstick, purposefully trying to smear it

• He loves using you as an arm rest if you're short and if you're tall he still rests his head on yours because he is super tall and can do that

• He drinks his coffee black btw

• He loves when you cook and will always compliment you

• Always notices small details about you

• Notices If you wear your makeup different or do you hair different

• Constant compliments

• He gets flustered very easily if you compliment him

• Big woman respecter

• Will not be jealous about other guys around you but will stay around to make sure you're safe

• If you're on your period he will buy you EVERYTHING

• Your favorite snack, dessert, pain medication, heating pad, tampons, pads, stuffies, water, and blankets

• He loves having movie nights and is a bit of a sucker for Disney movies

• Will buy you little things that remind him of you

• Loves going on picnic dates

• Loves star gazing

• Likes when you read to him or talk about your interests

• Will carry you to bed if you fall asleep on the couch

• His mom loves you

• Like you two always hang out and look at old photos of Jean-boy

• He is such a mama's boy and will always make sure to visit her often

• Loves formal-wear and definitely knows how to tie a tie

• He will always accept the offer though if you want to tie his tie for him

• He even ties Connie's tie for him sometimes

• Speaking of Connie you get along with his friends so well

• Like you've known them all your life

• Jean loves a good party and will always find an excuse to be with his group of friends

• He likes to show you off to everyone ("This is my girlfriend everyone, isn't she BEAUTIFUL")

• He probably drinks beer with the boys but loves a refined wine tasting with the girls as well

• He likes to stay fit and workout a lot and always offers for you to join him

• If you don't that's completely fine with him though

• He has so many random photos of you on his phone

• Has a photo of you sleeping as his lockscreen ("when did you take that photo of me??" "You were sleeping so cutely!")

• He is great with kids

• Like if he sees a crying child he is great at somehow making it happy

• Would be the best dad

• Cuddling God actually

• Loves being the big spoon but secretly enjoys little spooning more often than you'd think

• Lazy days on the couch are a must have

• Anniversaries are always so special no matter how minuscule it is

• He'll get you flowers for no reason all the time

• Or if you have allergies he'll get you little knickknacks

• If someone hits on him he will coolly and casually mention his awesome girlfriend(that's you!!)

• He loves sharing music with you

• He will randomly stare at you

• Carrie's a little photo of you in his wallet

That is all the headcannons I can think of right now, let me know if you'd like to see anything else from me!

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snk spoilers!

no 'cause you know what else has me crying my eyes out? that colt can't watch falco grow older. he loved him so much that he sacrificed himself when he thought he was going to lose him forever. my heart HURTS.

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''see you later, eren''.

maybe in another lifetime.

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SNK 139 SPOILERS‼️

EREMIKA IS CANON.

eren really did wrap the scarf around mikasa for a last time like he promised he would...💔💔

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no because isayama knew what he was doing

stop being so handsome you little shit

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All hail the king. He made it alive 💕

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awkward things they did during sex ft. eren, armin, mikasa, connie, jean, sasha, levi, hange, erwin, reiner, annie, porco, pieck and zeke

♡   —   tags/warnings: +18, humour, female!reader

♡   —   a/n: all of them are +18, this whole post was based on a late night convo with @ofoceansandtombstones​

♡   —   masterlist

eren   —   you got your period in the middle of sex and he said ‘damn baby, all because of me?’

mikasa   —   learnt she was a squirter when she came all over your face in a semi-public setting

armin   —   came hard and accidentally got your eye. got desperate when you said it burnt.

connie   —   got the wrong hole and you couldn’t sit down for days.

jean   —   during your first time he got so nervous he couldn’t get it up for a good while.

sasha   —   burped while eating you out and blamed it on a huge meal she ate before

levi   —   thrusted too hard and knocked you off the bed onto the floor, making you hit your head and pass out.

hange   —   caused a small fire because they used candles to set the mood

erwin   —   said “call me dad” instead of “call me daddy”, ruined the whole mood and made you remember your father.

reiner   —   you caught him silently weeping after your first time together

annie   —   made you wait naked for a good fifteen minutes while she looked for her nail clippers

porco   —   during your first time together, he came the second he slid into you, blamed it on you for squeezing him too hard

pieck   —   fell asleep while you were eating her out and denied it when you shook her awake

zeke   —  you were giving him a handjob and he said “you’re so pretty… father always said to find a pretty girl”. you got dressed and left.