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i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

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no one ever helps me in this damn house

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real Netflix and chill is like 30 minutes of “what do you want to watch” “I don’t care you choose” “no you choose”

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okay me af

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

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date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

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viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

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this is the best one

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A Kid in Sitting in Front of Me on my Flight was Sending a Nice Message to his Sister

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when i get my paycheck and its $3 more than usual

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It’s meeeeeeee alive and well in Thailand

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Koh Tao, Thailand. Famed for its snorkeling and beautiful crystal clear blue waters.

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Personal growth becomes so addictive once you realize that it’s always possible to improve your experience of being.