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IM IN!!!

SO YEAH CADE IS HERE AND IM GONNA TRY KEY WORD TRY TO USE HIM INSTEAD OF OP CAUSE I CANT HANDLE THOSE FEELINGS RN.

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Baby: p...p..

Dad: Are you trying to say papa son?

Baby: p..p....punch, hold, slide, repeat

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Bastille - Things We Lost in the Fire

The future’s in our hands and we                    will never be the same again

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"One time, when I was a kid My dad and I were mowing his lawn.We found a small snake laying on the grass and it wasn't moving.  I turned to my old man, and asked him with concern, 'Dad, why isn't it moving? Is it dead?' He turned to me and replied with, 'I don't know son. I guess it must have... reptile dysfunction."

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Here they come. 5 G1 Autobots. Kup, Ironhide, Springer, Arcee, and the one and only Ratchet. "We heard about a new 'medic' for the Autobots. Ratchet wanted to meet ya."

"Medic? Well... I'm more of a mechanic, really."

But He guessed that's pretty much what an Autobot doctor did right? Being that they were made of metal and all...

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"A trap?" Cade stops and reaches up to scratch at the back of his head. "Yeah, I guess I can understand your reasoning to not trust me, but don't worry. I'm a friend of the Autobots."

Once he realized he was seen, typically Hotshot would run, but a closer look would show a puddle of bright blue liquid forming underneath his chassis. The sports car was injured, and definitely wasn't just a car.

Cade has seen enough to know that this is no normal ‘car’ in his driveway.

He’ll approach slowly. “Hey…” he starts out, and waits for a response.

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Kaos sorrowfully holds out a plush sheep, the mechanical limbs and voice box within ruefully mangled. "Can you fix her?"

"Yeah, I can give it a shot." Cade takes the toy in hand and starts to take it apart. He's never seen a toy like this before.

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                 But I’m only Human              Aɴᴅ I ʙʟᴇᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ I ғᴀʟʟ ᴅᴏᴡɴ              ᴵ’ᵐ ᵒᶰˡʸ ʰᵘᵐᵃᶰ             Ａｎｄ Ｉ ｃｒａｓｈ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｂｒｅａｋ ｄｏｗｎ

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"Yeah, and then when they don't need you anymore they'll toss you away like you're nothing. They don't give a crap about us. But hey, what do I know. I'm just a lowly inventor."

"And you would know how, exactly?  I’m not interested in what..some kind of farm hand or whatever you are has to say, frankly.  Besides, the Decepticons always saw through on their word that they gave me."

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*grumbles*

"Well will you look at that, my shorts are suddenly totally okay."

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"Fine, I’m going to put on Spandex and a cape and pretend to be Superwoman instead."

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thebestnavigator replied to your post:cade as batdad: *cades batman voice* tessa. why...

"Robin wears shorter shorts than these, be grateful."

"I am not grateful. They are still too short, go change."

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"Decepticons are the worst business partners, man. They aren't called 'Decepticons' for nothing."

"Well if you’re so curious, yes, I am proud to have the Decepticons as my clientele.  My father worked under them and I was merely expected to follow along in the family business.  I not only continued his work but practically reinvented it for the benefit of the Decepticons.  Am I supposed to feel bad because some asshole in a junkyard thinks he knows what’s right and wrong?"

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cade as batdad:

*cades batman voice*

tessa. why are you wearing those shorts. GO CHANGE.

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”You gotta have faith, Prime. Maybe not in who we are, but who we can be.”

Cade Yeager

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I keep seeing a lot cute text posts for these guys 

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"Hm. Nah, I'm gonna go with enslavement. I bet you're proud of that, aren't you? Well, you actually failed so I guess it isn't really something to be proud of."

dylan-gould started following you

"Oh wait, I think I know you. You’re the guy that nearly caused the enslavement of the entire human race during the Great Chicago War."