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me: *doesnt reply until the next solar eclipse*
me when someone doesnt reply after 8 minutes: you have to be kidding me. after all ive done for this friendship. youre just going to throw away all weve been through this easily, youve soiled our friendship and i hope it was all worth it in the end.
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Your child is Jay Gatsby.
And probably also me
fuck you, my child is completely fine!
your child romanticises the idea of running far away and completely changing their personality, looks & soul as a way of coping with having no control over their life & being generally dissatisfied with who they have become
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what about watching hercules as a kid, becoming really obssessed with greek mythology and many years later remembering the movie and realizing that it was awfully inaccurate but you can't hate on it because it's what introduced you to greek mythology?
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what got you into greek mythology: an alignment chart
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you did not just do that
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"I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself."
- Oscar Wilde
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"The Gods envy us. They envy us because we are mortals, because every moment could be our last. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again."
- Homer, The Iliad.
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im really starting to have an obssession with socially awkward, fictionnal men who could do anything for their special someone and love them more than the world and its becoming unhealthy
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