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hatchetfield beta readers!

hi everyone! the starkid brainrot is setting in and i find myself neck deep in a longform fic about the Paul Matthews is Richie Lipshitz's Uncle headcanon that I've seen going around. I wanted to write some sort of npmd prequel that tells how exactly Richie ends up living with Paul in Hatchetfield, how that works out for them, etc.

I would really appreciate if someone would be up for beta reading it for me! i've drafted the first three chapters so far and could use some feedback before going forward. please let me know if you're interested!

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Anakin: Master, why aren’t you wearing your glasses today?

Obi-wan: We’re not doing anything strenuous, so there is no need for them, my glasses will do just fine 

Anakin: But don’t they get in the way? Contacts have to be comfier 

Obi-wan. who is tired™ of Anakin’s 20/20 vision shit: oH rEaLlY? Yes, the tiny bit of plastic that I shove into my eye every day just HAS TO BE COMFY RIGHT!?!?!

I have a question for “science”- thoughts on Obi-wan with glasses? Love your writing bestie!!!

Thank you, bestie!

And, oh yeah, I have a few thoughts on Obi-Wan with glasses… scientifically speaking of course. Anyway here are some of my very scientific thoughts:

Ya know how Obi-Wan is always losing his robes? Well, he’s losing/breaking his glasses just as much, if not more often than that.

It gets to the point where Anakin or Cody or whoever he’s spending the most time with at the time always carries around a spare pair just for him.

He’s perfectly fine with wearing contacts and does so on military campaigns and whatnot, but he prefers to wear glasses around the temple and when he’s teaching, especially when he’s a young knight. He thinks they make him look older and he thinks they make him look like he knows what he’s doing. He’s right.

Anakin is definitely That Person who frequently steals and tries on Obi-Wan’s glasses because he wants to, quote, “see how blind you are.”

When he’s a combination of tired and frustrated, he sighs, takes off his glasses, and rubs at his eyes. It always makes his hair fall in his face.

When Anakin and Padmé are within flirting distance of each other, Obi-Wan simply takes off his glasses.

In fact, he does that basically whenever Anakin does something he shouldn’t be doing, but Obi-Wan doesn’t have the energy to deal with it.

Um yeah so those are my scientific thoughts. Thanks for asking!

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interesting question lol, but ok 

Please reblog and put in the tags your hair type (straight, wavy, curly, coily) and if you sleep with your hair in a ponytail/bun or leave it down PLEASE I’m so curious

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ok i agree, but I also have a headcanon. I know that this was her design bc someone got horny or whatever and that’s gross, but this is how I thought about it story and character-wise

so in the beginning Ahsoka jsut wants to prove she is capable of being Anakin’s padawan. We see this all the time in the Clone Wars movie. So she is picking out her outfit and thinking How can I be seen as mature? And she tries to dress like someone much older than her. In reality, her outfit choices don’t make any sense for a warzone, so her outfit only shows her inexperience. If you think about it, it’s a really interesting reflection of her character.  

And of course she wouldn’t wear normal Jedi robes because her entire fighting style revolves around speed and acrobatics, and wearing a bunch of layers would inhibit her movement.

At least that’s how I justified her character design in the early seasons. In reality her design is just from someone wanting her to look hot. 

Ugh, I’m so done with whoever designed Ahsoka’s initial outfit in the clone wars.  Like, sending a thirteen year old into a fucking warzone with no armor and WITHOUT EVEN A SHIRT is just….totally unacceptable.  Especially since given that all the other (male) Jedi we’ve met so far (as of s1e3) are given robes and minimal armor.  It’s just….ugh.  

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I've heard theories about this, saying that the apotheosis only affects those who want something (or are forcefully converted, ex emma, the customers in the coffee shop). Greenpeace girl wanted to save the planet, Paul’s boss wanted his wife to choke him, etc. Paul didn't have that one concrete goal that motivates his actions, so the blue shit didn't get him. When he wanted emma, it allowed the hive to get him. this also implies that Emma didn't want him because she wasn't affected by the hive until they attacked her. 

side note about this art work, it looks SO good I love the style and everything! I also like the red Paul’s eye is blue, implying there might be some consciousness left in him (or I might be reading into it too much lol)

Thinking about how Paul wanted to start a relationship with Emma thus giving him something to sing about when he didn't before,,,

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lets not forget its the gayest dance number basically ever. theres a fucking quick change into hot pink sparkly vest for heavenly father’s sake lol 

Elder McKinley: if we perform a tap number he won’t be gay anymore

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17) lord farquaads songs from Shrek the musical 

Good broadway karaoke songs for altos

trust me, there aren’t many that are sung by girls, but there are a lot of amazing songs for altos to belt out ;)

1) Broadway here I Come - Smash

2) I’m breaking down - falsettos

3) Spotlight - Everybody’s Talking about Jamie

4) Corner of the Sky - Pippin

5) times are hard for dreamers - amélie

6) light my candle - rent (duet)

7) this world will remember me - Bonnie & Clyde

8) when I drive - Bonnie & Clyde (duet)

9) Michael in the bathroom - be more chill

10) wait for it - Hamilton

11) I believe - the Book of Mormon

12) ring of keys - fun home

13) tightrope - the greatest showman

14) stop - mean girls

15) I’d rather be me - mean girls

16) that’s rich - newsies

Feel free to add more :)

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ugh THANK YOU!!!! I hate seeing post where its like “someone said they liked musical but they were just some NORMIE who only like Hamilton bleh blah I'm a jerk” like dude ur being an elite asshole and Hamilton is the gateway drug of broadway

hey guess what?

you don’t get to decide who is and isn’t a “real” musical fan based on what they like.

like musicals? congrats, you’re a musical fan.

like newer musicals but aren’t really a fan of older ones but still act respectful to those who are? congrats, you’re a musical fan.

like older musicals but aren’t really a fan of newer ones but still act respectful to those who are? congrats, you’re a musical fan.

like both old and new musicals but still act respectful to those who only like one or the other? congrats, you’re a musical fan.

you know what makes you NOT a musical fan? trashing on other musical fans over their own preferences, acting disrespectful towards actors, etc. just being an asshole in general. fuck you if you’re that type of person.

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Honey whatcha’ waiting foooooooorrrrrrrr!!

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wdym in ur head????????? I do it in front of my mirror or in the shower lol 

Does anyone else block, and choreograph their own production of a musical in their head, when you listen to a soundtrack? Or just me?

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ALL TIME DREAM ROLES

1. Damian from Mean Girls- what can I say, Where do you belong is a banger

2. Farquaad from Shrek the Musical-the way he's on his knees the whole show, that sounds so fun 

3. donkey from shrek the musical- he's hilarious c’mon

4. whizzer from falsettos- gotta die sometime is just so emotional I love it 

5. Washington  from Hamilton- Washington’s going home is amazing 

SIDE NOTE!!!! I may or may not be a young straight female... so these are very realistic 

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bold of you to assume I'm as strong as a wilted carrot

I’ll cook you until you’re as weak as a wilted carrot

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peace was never an option 

As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you’re in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. “You’re not being punished”, he says. “You are the punishment.”

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ok you don't need to call me out like that... 

self care is blasting “the whole being dead thing” and singing along with alex brightman while doing exaggerated hand gestures

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hawdeehow

howdeehaw

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no. meese

hi, the plural of moose is mice

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s’mores yay