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you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you

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The soft jayce and the feral viktor thats eyeing and pulling Jayce in tight and jayceeee looks so pliant and soft and malleable in his hands the tie tug!!! The hand at the back of the head!!!! HUNGRY STARVING GUYS FOR LOVE. THOSE PORTRAITS have me up and pacing

YEARNERS RISE!!!

They’ve been drowning in seven years of mutual pining and finally snapped. It’s love fueled desperation at its peak hehe

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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i think tumblr should put hearts and stars around my mutuals when they appear in my notifs

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?

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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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Being aroace is so funny because like it is so deeply culturally ingrained in me or whatever that kissing is nice and everybody likes it so then I’m like ohh it doesn’t sound bad would probably be nice whatever then I read the line “our teeth clink” and it what world is that supposed to be appealing clinking teeth with other people is like my worst nightmare why would I want someone’s teeth to touch my teeth like there’s germs and food and I always forget to floss and like who remembers to floss and mouth doesn’t sound like a pleasant taste and teeth clinking sound like a nails on a chalkboard sensation except in your mouth list that’s narsty no thank you and like mouth is warm but like body heat warm and also moist and like people don’t go wait ✋I wanna kiss 😘 lemme brush my teeth 🪥 first nosiree they just rawdog that shit like there’s nooo way people are hot enough to be disregarding Cheeto tasting mouth like wet moist body temperature digested Cheeto taste with a side of teeth clinking cannot be sexy do notttt fucking lie to me

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AroAce Saturn?

Twitter

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Happy 20th Anniversary to the show that without a doubt changed my life. I started drawing because of it. So thank you to fma and it’s characters. It’s the inspiration that started all of this.

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ms paint royai pink ribbon emoji

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Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood + text posts and stuff