we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....
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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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Every black girl is so pretty
*reblog if you agree*
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I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.
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You’ve been booped by Niko
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Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state
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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.
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