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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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What if I was bloody and beaten on my knees while you (brainwashed) tried to kill me and instead of begging for my life I begged for you to come back to me because “I need you”, and that broke you out of your brainwashing spell thing.

But no homo.

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coworkers: have any fun plans for the weekend?

me:

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guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

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Welcome

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It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.

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i’m only 7 episodes into the original star trek but something about kirk scratches my brain so well hes just. such a guy. hes a nerd. hes a disaster bi. he likes to wrestle recreationally. he apologises after raising his voice even the tiniest bit. hes in love with his science officer. hes just a lil guy and i love him

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Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

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No context price of the phoenix but its not like the context makes it much better.

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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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"May I have your name?" the faerie said.

"William," she said with a smile.

"Ah ah!" The faerie gave a wicked laugh. "I have your name! Now no-one will call you by it!"

"Thank you," she said.

"To win it back, you must- what?"

"I will find me a new one," she said, "one that suits me better."

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I'd still trust you with my life doctor tbh

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Kirk (flirting with a beautiful woman): you sound like my first officer

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everyone should watch this video. just learned something new. the usa is still genociding indigenous people and they won't stop.

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.