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Tacky holiday sweaters are still the in thing right?
Mabel knitted this monstrosity for them
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I’m curious– What style of clothing would y'all wear if public ridicule, financial limitations, and general inconvenience weren’t a thing?
I’d wear ball gowns; I’m talmbout big, flowy, fluffy chiffon and taffeta 1980s prom night sequined nightmares. Catch me buying Hot Pockets at the Wal*Mart looking like Jennifer Connelly’s hallucination in Labyrinth.
Put your answer in the tags!!
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Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
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me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: i don’t know. can you?
she’s got me. i haven’t evolved a standard animal digestive system. i continue to photosynthesize my energy
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What I look for in a boyfriend:
• black hair (or red, white or teal roots)
• great eyebrows
• is a singer
• rocks a red tie
• is an emo god
• gerard way
• I’m looking for gerard way
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Evolutions: Charmander. Squirtle. Bulbasaur. Pidgey. Fletchling.
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did anyone actually ever read those animorph books
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Sailor Moon… the star I finally found. So big and bright, but never mine to have.
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girls like girls is such a good and pure song and this world needs at least 38 more cute summery songs about girls loving girls tbh
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i hate the first day “let’s all say a cool fact about ourselves” bc the minute that shit starts up i am no longer even on the same astral plane. i’m panicking. sure i’m smiling at the other people talking but i have tuned everything out while my brain scrambles around screaming, trying to find something remotely interesting about me so i can mumble something that isn’t “my name is raquel and if i got hit by a car i honestly wouldn’t complain”
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