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So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

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an absolutely insane way to end this year 

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…ANTIsocial media

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

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Tons more at the source!

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High on my 🪣 📜 is a trip to Antarctica. To be on the only continent in the world that has not been officially conquered ⚔️ or claimed 🏴… to see my favorite animals not in captivity 🐧… to be in the least traveled place in the planet 🌏…

Here’s the itinerary:

•NYC to Miami 🇺🇸

1300 miles, 3:15 hour flight

•Miami to Buenos Aires 🇦🇷

4410 miles, 9 hrs non-stop flight

•Stop over 1-2 days

•Buenos Aires to Ushuaia 🇦🇷

1475 miles, 3:35 hour flight

•Ushuaia to Antarctica 🇦🇶

2890 miles, 48 hr boat ride

•Antarctica 🇦🇶 2 week cruise with at least 4 ports of call.

Also on my 🪣 📜, I want to hike the Appalachian Trail from Georgia to Maine: a 2,190 mile thruhike over 6 months.

But here’s the kicker 🥾

I basically don’t want to leave my house over most weekends… 🤷🏼‍♀️

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no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

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This picture has been circulating all over social media and I have more to add:

Delete all period cycle tracking apps off your phone today.

Do not tell anyone why you want to take your trip, especially over text/apps.

Do not tell anyone the real state/destination of your trip.

Have everyone on your trip turn off their phones. Use written directions or a burner phone. Do not use burner phone to open any personal apps. Dispose of after trip.

Only use cash while purchasing ANYTHING on your trip.

Take “vacation” photos to post later. Be cautious of geo-tags/only post screenshots of the original photos.

Some people might say this is being extra or overly precautious, but this really is the reality we are facing. People have been imprisoned with murder charges in certain states- some for literal miscarriages. If you are a person that ends up in this situation, the state can and will use your data against you as evidence in court. Do not leave a paper trail. If they want to treat us like criminals, we’re gonna move like criminals.

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There are apparently genes for extroversion & introversion!

There’s genes for all kinds of weird esoteric stuff to include food preferences, tongue rolling, early riser, dimples, short sleeper

AND ... 23 genes for skin tone. TWENTY-THREE

BUT it doesn’t mean you have what your genes say you have...

They can be lurking in the shadows like a crazy stalker or a passed out drunk.

Genotype vs Phenotype

Genotype: you have the gene but it may be dormant or active.

Phenotype: what your body, personality, preferences are.

#geneticsisamazing

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I’m so jazzed that Mr. Rogers & JRR Tolkien were INFPs like me.

#infpidealistcreator