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Ghost: Ey, Cap. I’m heading out with some friends, that good with you?

Price, reading a book: I genuinely don’t care what you do on your days off, I don’t even know why you’re asking my opinion

Ghost, shrugging: Fair enough

Ghost: *leaves*

Price:

Price, yelling: WHAT FRIENDS?

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Ghost: I’m not dressing up as Spiderman for Halloweeen

Soap: Please! That ass in a spider suit would kill

Gaz: Suds the world isn’t ready for that kind of power!

Soap: PLEASE JUST WEAR IT FOR A MINUTE PLEASE-

Gaz: SUDS THINK OF THE MULTIVERSE

Soap: FUCK THE MULTIVERSE! I NEED SPIDERGHOST

Price: … it’s August? Not even in the correct month

Ghost: Halloween isn’t a season it’s a mindset, Cap

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In my headcanon, Herr Doktor and the Captain could’ve theoretically met during WW1. Decided to draw it

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22ghost who lost his universe's roach suddenly stumbling into 09verse where he sees roach still alive and well (he is following roach like a lost puppy)

(zoom ins under cut)

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silly strawhats my precious

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*getting tortured*

Interrogator: "who do you work for? What were you looking for?"

Ghost: *tied up* "your mum"

Interrogator: Start talking or we start cutting Ghost: Hm, impatient? Eager to get through the layers? *laughs* You're so desperate Interrogator: *frustrated scream* Ghost: Sound like your mum. Loud and impatient Interrogator: YOU- *gets dragged out of the room kicking* Ghost: No wait, come back! I have shit to say about your old man! He's a bigger whore than your mum! *cue distant screaming* (later) Price after watching the interrogation footage: Simon what the fuck Ghost: I'm allowed to have fun, even on the job

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Price: *staring at some paper*

Ghost: *sitting across from him*

Price: Simon… what the fuck?

Ghost: Honestly? I’m just as stumped as you

Price: You- you- Why is this- Why are you using the word ‘perchance’ so much? This doesn’t even make sense!

Ghost: *snorts*

Price: Turtles? Why are you talking about turtles?? What even is this-

Ghost: Listen, I was hungover

Price: This isn’t at all what I asked for! Simon-

Gaz, walking in: Cap, got the reports from last night here for you

Price: What-

Ghost: Ah, Kyle, I can always rely on you

Gaz, bluntly: After I saw your drunk ass start talking to a statue I knew I had to be the responsible adult for the night

Ghost: Listen- I wasn’t just drunk

Gaz: Oh I figured

Price:

Price: Why do I even pay you

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*At a MacTavish family gathering*

Cousin: Wait wait- Ghost is a HUMAN??

Soap, confused: Yes??

Cousin: The way you were talking about him I thought he was a feral cat that you befriended

Soap:

Soap: Hold on, need to text my friend about this he’s going to die

(A week later)

Ghost: Why the fuck are you meowing at me?

Gaz: *immediately starts laughing*

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Soap: Alejandro is definitely more boisterous than I thought

Rudy: Of course he is, he needs to match my crazy somehow

Soap: … your what?

Rudy: I’m not loud, MacTavish, but we are very much on the same level

Soap: That feels like a threat

Rudy: Good

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*in the gym*

Ghost: Soap I have a request

Soap, lifting: Request?

Ghost: Would you pick me up and bodyslam me to the mat?

Soap: … you want me to-

Ghost, impatiently: Can you do it or not?

Soap: I can… if I do it will we bound or something? Is this some kind of Ghost mating ritual?

Ghost: *avoids eye contact*

Soap:

Soap: Let’s do it

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Price: I think I get butterflies in my stomach when Graves is near

Ghost: Don’t. Digest them

Price: … Simon

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SAS Officer: Lieutenant Riley almost botched this mission! Price, seriously: My baby boy can do no wrong Laswell: *chokes* SAS Officer: WHAT?! Price: Clearly the issue lies higher up the food chain Laswell: *shaking as she tries not to laugh* SAS Officer, fuming: You- This is why no one wants to work with you! Price: Not hurting my feelings Laswell, wheezing: John-

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Soap: How the fuck are you alive!? Graves: There's a reason I had the nickname 'Roach' in boot camp Roach, launching out of the shadows: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE Graves: WHAT THE FU-

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a continuation of this

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Price: … you’re not threatening to leave with Nik?

Ghost, standing inches from him: You can’t get rid of me that easily, you’re stuck with me til the end of time

Price: At least there’s one constant in my life that I know won’t leave

Ghost: I’m following you to hell

Price:

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Ghost: How's Mom?

Laswell: I'm fine-

Ghost: Not you, other Mom

Laswell: ... did you just refer to my wife as your other mom?

Ghost: Yea?

Laswell:

Laswell: Excuse me while I go have a tactical cry

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Price: Alright, sergeants, I need you to- Gaz: Oh, but we are just humble squires, sire Soap: We are not fit for your almighty quest, my liege Price: ... sir knight, get off your ass and go make sure the men are ready to move out Ghost, getting out of his chair: Damn it

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Nik: Well, my friends, it would appear that I am that bitch

Soap: *loses his shit*

Gaz: THAT BITCH INDEED

Price: Stop encouraging him!

Ghost: *scream laughing*

Graves: This is cursed in the best possible way