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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing

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Might color it someday but I'm kinda proud of how it turned out so far!

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I get that this is mostly a me thing but seeing so many posts making fun of "holy blood cannibalism pomegranate deer" style writing just makes me sad ;-; . guys that's a lot of people's first stab at poetry that's hobby art that's a vulnerable thing to post those are passion projects...

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you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

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let’s play in the eelgrass with mama

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Be gay, do crime they say🐔

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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Modern AU outfits series

3) Wen Ning

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FR staff mentioning that electronics n stuff are up to the 1920s makes me extremely tempted to make a steampunk/victorian-esque sub-clan/city and im just trying to stop myself from falling down that rabbithole

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Shen Yuan just wanted a kiss 😔

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【 A Cat Among Wolves - Ch. 18Update!】

LINK: Chapter 18 - in the hot seat FANDOM: The Scum Villain’s Self Saving System RATING: M, full tags and content warning on A03 PAIRINGS: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu/Luo Binghe, One sided SQQ’s harem hopelessly in love with him

SUMMARY:

Shen Yuan never expected to be transmigrated—who DOES expect that sort of thing!? But here he is, in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way as some NPC demon child who is at the complete mercy of the cultivation world around him. When he runs into Luo Binghe it is like fate itself plucked him up and set Shen Yuan into the world to be with the Protagonist. Keep him safe. Make sure that Luo Binghe won’t ever have to be alone in the world.

But staying at Luo Binghe’s side will be easier said than done, even if his mysterious heritage lands him in the good graces of the Scum Villain, Shen Yuan is still a demon. One living in the middle of a cultivation sect. Not to mention that something—something darker and stronger than Shen Yuan—seems to be messing with the plot, and not changing things for the better. Like Shen Yuan didn’t already have enough on his plate to deal with.

EXCERPT:

“For every incorrectly performed form you will run ten laps,” Xu Tung-Mei says, and that causes Gong Yang to groan in open dismay. She snaps her gaze to the boy and adds, “On top of the twelve you will already be running after your spars. Begin.”

Shen Yuan draws his practice blade in the same motion that he blocks the move that Ning Yingying springs on him after Xu Tung-Mei’s word. It immediately puts him in a defensive position. Ning Yingying in the books was described as childish and—frankly—not terribly impressive cultivation-wise. But she’s still older than Shen Yuan, and more experienced with her practice blade than Shen Yuan is himself.

He’s known her enough at this point to also know that underestimating her because of words on a page isn’t very smart. He lets himself be backed up across the field, carefully aware of the other fighters around them. Then, he knocks her blade up with a clang that makes his ears ring. She brings it down to block before he can get a proper jab in, but it allows him to switch up the dynamic of the spar.

Shen Yuan drops to his knees, rolling to avoid the sweep of Ning Yingying’s blade. He grabs a handful of grass as he does, and it’s only a sharp, “ Only sword-forms in this fight Disciple Shen!” that keeps him from sending a burst of qi into them to block her sight. Adapts fluidly, acting as if he wasn’t even going to do that in the first place as he darts from the tip of Ning Yingying’s sword and sweeps under her guard.

The flat of his blade strikes her in the side, but she dances away after the contact in a swirl of ribbons and skirts. Shen Yuan clumsily brings his sword up to block another jab from her, and winces when it makes the bones in his forearms ache with the hit. He has to change his grip to keep from dropping the blade, something that costs him precious time.

Ning Yingying’s blade crashsd into Shen Yuan’s lower back, the flat of it of course, but still hard enough to bruise. Shen Yuan lets the motion knock him forward, dropping into another roll and using his own blade to knock Ning Yingying from her feet. She trips with a yelp, going down hard enough to cause a sharp inhale from the other disciples around them. Shen Yuan isn’t about to show her any mercy though—hey this is just a spar! He isn’t killing her or anything!

Besides, the fight made his blood sing and the amulet on his neck seemed to burn hot against his skin. He found himself on his feet with the tip of his practice sword pointed at her throat. Shen Yuan feels a bead of sweat making its way down the side of his face and he grinned down at Ning Yingying with wild satisfaction. “Yield?”

“A-Yuan that was mean!” Ning Yingying responds, pushing the sword away to rub her shins. Shen Yuan huffs at her, crouching down and subsequently getting in range for a bop on top of his head. “That hurt!”

“You hurt me too!” Shen Yuan shot back, but as the excitement of the spar wore off he felt a spike of concern. Really, did he have to get that carried away!? Ning Yingying is going to be Luo Binghe’s first wife after all! Here he is, knocking her around like she’s just one of the boys! Shen Yuan winces and says, “Are you okay though?”

“Pff, as if you could actually hurt me that bad,” Ning Yingying says, batting his nervous hands away. She stands up after rubbing her shins for a second, and Shen Yuan does as well. Ming Fan and Gong Yang are still sparring, but it looks as though Luo Binghe and He Mengyao have been done for some time. Shen Yuan winces as Luo Binghe’s eyes meet his.

Aaah! Was the protagonist watching that entire time!? Maybe he should have let Ning Yingying win…

【 +50 Protagonist Satisfaction Points! 】

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a custom commission for @honig-bienchen! my final commission project for the year, and one of the most fun. i've been wanting to make a dragonborn doll for a while, but had not gotten around to it, and this character design was incredibly cute & a joy to work with.

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a lil follow up to [this]