• merlin • they/them/he/him • transmasc • queer • trigun, pkmn, digimon, tma, mxtx, d&d, others • i have too many fanfic ideas rip • icon by Lapitos777
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graph of what being hungry is like with adhd
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XianLe Trio & Sanrio
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the assassination attempt was an experience for everyone involved
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Here is a happy child....
#i do wish i was financially and mentally stable enough to have a baby oh#[stares at hands]#i didn't realize that
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A guy in China built a fully working subway system and station for his cats
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Don't be like Shen Yuan and Kim Dokja guys.
#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#svsss#kim dokja#omniscient reader's viewpoint#scum villian self saving system#luo binghe somewhere in the distance in tears like 'SHIZN NOOOO ;A;'#i haven't gone through ORV yet so idk if anyone is yelling at him i'm sure they do
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Feng Xin is not allowed to touch him anymore
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>has a word blacklisted on Tumblr because 90% of posts containing it are bad
>post on my dash hidden by my blacklist warns me it contains the blacklisted word
>I click to show the post anyway
>it’s bad
#i do this on toyhouse too smh#i set it to hide sensitive content and nudity#i see a hidden post and hover over it and it tells me it is sexual content#i click on it and it is porn and am like :O !!! oh!!!#an endless cycle u_u
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You gotta feel for the guy that made his egg college style (in the microwave) and posted it on fb but didn’t realize you could see the reflection of his sausage and beans. If that happened to me I would simply pass away. I could take a picture of the sky and triple check it just to make sure my tits aren’t somehow in the shot before I post it online. It is a real fear. The guys follow up remains one of my all time favorites though.

Like I am so sorry that happened to him but he truly could not have addressed it in a funnier way
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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute
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me when my shizun reveals that i was meant to be a bloodthirsty, lust-driven monster who bedded three hundred women and never loved a single one of them and who could scarcely separate my own desires from that of my sword and who hoarded more and more riches for happiness i couldnt buy and accumulated so much blood on my hands i couldnt ever wash clean and i was bitter and lonely and vengeful but even so, he loved me. he loved me so much he died cursing the gods for making me unhappy. he loved me so much he transcended worlds to come make me happy. there was an evil overlord demanding he be cruel to me, and despite that, he gave me medicine, he smiled at me, he pat my head and believed in me and loved me. he came from a world with no cultivation nor swordfighting, yet he protected me. it was probably scary and he had no one to confide in, and i made it so much worse, i misunderstood him, trapped him, hurt him, and yet he loved me. he loved me so hard he resewed the threads of fate and rewrote my destiny, are you fucking kidding?
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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
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