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Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

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my favorite things about the show chowder

- all the characters had food names but the actual food had made up names - the way the patterns stayed in the same place while the characters moved - the visual puns and 4th wall breaking - the voice acting -SCHNITZEL

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This is a legit thing ok? Some dude got in trouble at the Stadium Series last year for trying to bring one in it was WILD as FUCK.

what will i ever need to use physics for

oh ok

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I arrive in Africa

Drums: echoing Boy: hurried Rains: blessed

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i work for the fbi

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I’m having a rough morning but at least I’m not Obama giving Trump a tour of the White House.

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SICK SCENES // new Los Campesinos! album 24th February 2017 // pre-order now

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happy election eve!! make sure u leave milk and cookies out for anderson cooper tonight or he’ll stand outside ur window and squint

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i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

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So I think we all can agree that 2016 was a pretty terrible year, but in an attempt to be positive, I think we should all put it the tag/respond to this with something(s) positive/good that happened to us this year. 

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This is such a wonderful mlm movie scene. so pure. so wonderful. 

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i almost spit out my water lolol

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Jack: Let me tell you about a little innovation called Netflix. You’ll never miss another movie again. Bob: Really? Jack: Hand to God. You pick a film on your computer. Three days later, there’s a disc in your mailbox. You gotta stay up with technology, Dad! Bob: Wow. Thanks! [to Alicia] Can you believe he doesn’t know about streaming? If I ever get that out of touch kill me.

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Reporter: So you've won the World Series what are you going to do now?

Antony Rizzo: I'm going to twerk on live television!