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i feel like an earth spider

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Found this finteresting shirt, it’s pretty comfortabubble.

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// chat i could cry. my phone fell in the sink and i guess i missed a teensy droplet of water (it didnt even get submerged it just got Some Water On It) and now its bricked. i have it in rice and im hoping itll turn on tomorrow after drying out.

that phone is the only way i can use the internet for my work and to talk to my boyfriend, unless i get satellite internet installed (expensive, sucks) or i get someone to drive me a whole hour to the nearest metropcs store, which i may not even be able to do anyway, because they need an unexpired ID.

not to mention i DONT HAVE MONEY FOR THIS as i JUST dropped a couple hundo on groceries and supplies to last me for the month.

only reason i can connect rn is im leaching pat's internet from her house but its running at dialup speeds bc data soft cap.

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seems like i just did

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youre hired

@truculentchorus do you have a law degree yet

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@truculentchorus do you have a law degree yet

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youll be hearing from my lawyer

#sefoni dms me like this

I do not!!

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yeah huh

#sefoni dms me like this

I do not!!

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shark tank drinking game drink when

barbs out

daymonds offended

kevin wants a royalty

"if we can capture 1% of that market"

2mil dollar valuation 10k in sales ytd

lori makes a deal that goes on to make her millions

good product but not a scalable business

cuban takes a flyer on someone he likes

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faceless grindr profile at 8 in the morning: have you ever been in a diving/boating accident? if so, could i hear about it?

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paypals to the point its treating my account like area 51 and im some chud riding up in a toyota camry and boxer shorts

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by the way $10 for trash bags is a sign of something i think and if i were to describe the nature of said something i would say not very good

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baby me would cringe so hard if he had any idea how excited i just got that the pine sol scented trash bags i just bought smell really damn good i spent $10 just to throw these things away quite literally and im like i dunno i think this is money woof

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i like that slight medicinal taste in a monster energy