Samtirit/its primarily. Most of my own posts are satire pieces made to point out absuditities as they occur. I'm 18+, no minors please. My content isn't aimed for anyone under 18
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Breaking news! In an effort to get people to follow the rules, cannibalism has now been made legal, so that any and all critics of the current government ruling in America will be legally slaughtered, cleaned out and butchered as if they were cattle and livestock. These products will be served to loyal ass-kissing servants of the current administration as a thanks for their undying, soul-crushing obedience.

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I hate cucumbers and watermelon. I hate bananas. Avocados are fine I guess. Sparkling water can go fuck itself. I have never had the bottom two items and I never will. Pineapple on pizza is surprisingly decent as long as you get ham as well so its not just sweetened cheese. I also had to pick off the pineapples (allergy) so take this with a grain of salt
reblog and add ur opinion about:
cucumber/watermelon
bananas
pineapple on pizza
avocado
sparkling water
marmite/vegemite
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Trans men, one of nature's most baffling mysteries. We know not what causes these young girls to shed their natural femininity and go for something so...grotesque. Why is it that women desire to be men? Men must work and do hard labor all day, so they can be justified coming home and being horrid to their nagging bitch wife who wants to watch orange instead of blue. Thank goodness we can save these young girls and put them back where they belong - a kitchen where they can't interfere with their husbands while blue plays on the screen, cooking and cleaning and breaking her back and every bone in her body to care for two children: one born and the other an incompetent grown man.
"Why are all the popular detransition grifters AFAB" because white womanhood and its perceived "pureness" are very important tools of upholding racial purity in white supremacist society. People want there to be more white women to biologically create and carry more white babies to carry on white culture and white traditions. It's been this way for over 200 years.
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🚨Reblog for Awareness!
Hello everyone,
Recently RFK Jr has publicly said that he wants to collect medical data from private insurances (and other agencies and sources) in order to enter the data into a database to track people with Autism. He also mentioned they are creating an Autism Registry where people with Autism's data will be tracked and linked back to the patient they are studying.
With that, this is a HIPPA violation, among other things. I implore you to please reach out to your representatives regarding this. This is a slippery slope. RFK Jr is aiming to find a cure to Autism and identify toxins that cause Autism. In case you didn't already know, Autism is a neurotype and not a disease. It cannot be cured. Many have pointed out that because Autism tends to be genetic that this could turn into a Eugenics problem, as the government is trying to prevent Autistic people from being encouraged to reproduce, and stop Autism altogether. As a result of that, normal people are calling for sterilization of Autistic people, and being fed misinformation regarding Autism and vaccines. RFK Jr is refusing to listen to Autism organizations and advocates, but you can speak up!
Please follow the link below to this Google doc that has email templates to send to your representatives. With your help, we can end this targeted attack on those with Autism and this will ultimately protect your medical data rights and honestly probably avoid things like what happened in the Holocaust as well.
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Basically: HOA association (already a major red flag) decided this old woman was just a wee too annoying for them, evicts her by making shit up and even though it's illegal they managed to win anyway. Then literally everyone in a position of power fucks over an ELDERLY WOMAN because they love their power fantasies, and this was an easy one. Or, even more bluntly: People in power ruin old woman's life because they love seeing vulnerable people suffer
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"I headcanon this character as intersex!"
Intersex person: "Oh cool! In what way? I love seeing intersex rep!"
"They have both parts :)"
Intersex person:

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you do not have to be functional to be worthy of love and existence as an autistic person. if you need assistance, you are worthy. if you don’t have a job, you are worthy. if you are not social, you are worthy.
you exist. you are a person. you are inherently worthy of life and love
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you do not have to be functional to be worthy of love and existence as an autistic person. if you need assistance, you are worthy. if you don’t have a job, you are worthy. if you are not social, you are worthy.
you exist. you are a person. you are inherently worthy of life and love
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you do not have to be functional to be worthy of love and existence as an autistic person. if you need assistance, you are worthy. if you don’t have a job, you are worthy. if you are not social, you are worthy.
you exist. you are a person. you are inherently worthy of life and love
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Autism is just having a brain that's different. Sometimes you will not need that much support. Sometimes you will need a moderate level of support. Sometimes you need a lot of support. No matter how much support you need to function, being autistic is not a fucking burden. You should not lose empathy for those who cannot be you.
Autism is not something that needs a fucking cure. Autism is something that needs to be better understood & accommodated for. If you are too impatient to understand that, then that's a failing on your behalf
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this isn't even just an issue for trans people who use she/her or he/him, I regularly get referred to with they/them pronouns despite the fact I use it/its and some xenopronouns. It's so annoying, because I either get referred to with she/her (physical appearance + profile pic) or they/them (solely online, although some people do this irl too, even after being corrected). Like I can forgive being wrong once or twice when someone needs to (gently) correct them, but after that it is actually annoying and you're misgendering us if you can't correct yourself when you use the wrong pronouns.
please don't they/them me.
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like theres a point where your self-diagnosis is just to get sympathy (faking) or just misguided when you DO 'suffer' from something, you just cannot exactly know because diagnosis is expensive, or you know that it would basically ruin your life because of stigmatization.
With how RFK has been speaking about autistic people and his plans for them, I don’t want to hear FUCK against self-diagnosis ever again when shit like this directly demonstrates what formal diagnosis can lead to — and there is worse to come, I guarantee. An autistic person’s choice to not be put on a Eugenics Hitlist is pretty fucking valid I’d say actually
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I have seen the state of affairs in the United States of America, and it is to my own that I have decided to give my own ideas on how to better handle things as the administration has not yet done. As I have observed, many people are being trafficked away to El Salvador to forced labor camps, no due process or evidence to support such arrests and 'deportation'. However, I do see a point in why the tariffs, in-trading, forced transportation of innocent peoples, amongst other things, is beneficial to our government as they see fit.
Now, I would like to provide my own take, and I'm sure no one could possibly disagree, that I am superbly confident in my machinations that shall unfold in this writing. Firstly, instead of sending people to El Salvador, solely for forced labor that does not benefit anyone, even the government, they should instead be sentenced to become a new, sustainable source of energy, and while food may not be the best idea (of course cannibalism has it's effects on the body), I do think it could power electric appliances instead, perhaps also serve as heating. The teeth leftover from the charred remains can be used to help future dentists understand how to clean and care for teeth better, and it saves the need to be buried, if the bones are also charred away into ashes.
As for tariffs, the concern that the American Economy is in need of saving, due to inflation by the most notorious alt-left liberal of all, Ronald Reagan, we should instead focus on allowing the average citizen to relive medieval time periods. This allows only the healthiest individuals to live, and it would save the government thousands on the cost of healthcare for the average American citizen. As we all know, insurance companies are VERY helpful, and vaccines are just a hoax made by some smarty pants to sell more drugs to our young and impressionable youth. Preventable diseases are a myth, because why get a jab for a disease that doesn't exist? The Bubonic Plague was made up, Polio can't be real at all anymore, why bother?
American money is essential for this economy! Why should we allow these "American" corporations to take our money and give it to those lazy factory workers? All they do is complain about "workplace safety" and "I want to go home, I miss my wife and kids!" When I was just born, I worked in the coal mines and didn't cry about gaining miner's lung. People these days are just privileged, they need to stop whining and start working themselves to the bone, from the moment they can walk and talk to the moment they are dead and deceased. Then, they can make themselves useful one last time by their bodies being used for fuel, like I suggested earlier.
In fact, we should make the terrorists in this country work in factories as I described, and thus our problems are solved! Our economy will get fixed by using ONLY American products made with American materials for sale, and it helps us save on loss of habitat for wildlife, as well as saving us millions in dollars, when it comes to the upper classes and the elite of the country.
I can't see any plausible reason anyone could possibly be against this. After all, anyone who criticizes the American Government, with the current administration in charge, is a traitor to democracy and the public, solely because some guy who committed crimes like money laundering, blatant disregard for the American constitution and safety of the general public, starting a storming on the capitol on January 6th, 2021, amongst other things, said so. Stop crying about how "you're losing your rights," you never should have had any to begin with.
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