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ylsa and her bald ass head

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Post this ylsa qhen they least expect it

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damn that kinda sucks not gonna lie

dofn. Patroniz e me

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ylsa are you swag in ohio right now

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ylsa did the horrors get you

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ylsa....ypure free now.....isnt this so joyous.... :3c

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the raccoon thing(??) turns its head nonchalantly to YLSA, holding a bag of tostinos chips in one hand and a glass mild chunky salsa container in the other. looking up innocently, the raccoon murmurs through the chewed chips in their mouth; "hii ylsaaaa"(spongebob voice)

"Whuh–" YLSA blinks, a little out of her depth with the fairly nonchalant reaction to her literally picking them off the ground. "Are you eating Foot's chips...?" She murmurs, squinting and moving her head to look closer.

Immediately, all thoughts about chips and salsa and such are thrown out the window as soon as she is referred to by name. YLSA snaps her gaze to the racoon, blinking at it vaguely freaked-out. ".......How do you know my name." She states, less like a question and more like a demand. Worried for her safety, she is!!

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odd looking... raccoon? person? stumbles into your home, opening the fridge and mindlessly aiming through it- acting as if they lived there....

YLSA whips her head around from where she was standing near the sink, narrowing her gaze onto the unexpected guest. Granted, they were both in the break room, where any of her fellow coworkers could easily walk in for a snack or for a glass of non-existent water. It was entirely plausible it could have been someone she knows, or maybe a new hire? ...Nah. Probably not.

Opening her mouth to greet the supposed friend, YLSA stops, staring incredulously when she realizes that whoever this person is isn't, in fact, a dear coworker or new hire. ...Which, obviously, means that this is a customer. A customer in an employees-only area.

Unacceptable!!!

YLSA places down her wrench, bending down a little to pick up the racoon-person-thingamajig by the back of their shirt. "Hey!" She huffs, one hand on her waist and two others dangling them from the ground. "You're not supposed to be here!! This is employees only!!!!"

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ohhh the horrors will be after you soon methinks :[

STAOP SENDIGN ME OMINOUS ASKS !!!!!!!!! makesme Scared -(

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ooc // this is also ironic to be posting because may is the month ylsa canonically just like Dies for a while. and then gets resurrected because she's technically immortal ❤️❤️little freakazoid

ooc // I forgot about ylsa's birthday. happy like 3rd birthday to my little freak

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ooc // I forgot about ylsa's birthday. happy like 3rd birthday to my little freak

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YOUR SISTER IS GOING TO DIE SHES GONNA DIE SHES GONNA DIE

What

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ph my gott its ylsa!!! hello there ylsa!!! (hands you a single flower petal

"THANK YUO DEAR ANONY!!!!!!!!! -))" You watch him put it into his room. The entire room is red. There is nothing that even has a blue undertone. He sets the flower petal down on his counter in appreciation!!!!

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something abnormal is approaching -(((

The Dread

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The Dread

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absolute fucking freak we should euthanize her

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"Do NOT insult me and my perfectly normal six arms, thank you very much!!!!" She scoffs, crossing a pair of arms. And the next. And the next.

"You've already met me before!!! Don't act all surprised when seeing me > ["

"story of undertaaaaaalllleeeweeeee" - YLSA :3c

"...Why do I feel an indescribable rage looking at you"