yo-kai-zazel

[yo-kai-zazel]

I actually kinda like that form sir.... it suits you call me crazy but you seem very different from other Yo-kai you have all this different energy into you is that your power by chance?

Listen lady, I’m kinda busy right now so just get to the point.

[yo-kai-zazel]

Ah geez where are my manners? Im Lime Yamanaka it's nice to meet you uh.....are you a ms or a sir?? I don't wanna be accidentally disrespectful

It’s official. I hate this form so much. I’m a man!

[yo-kai-zazel]

I am NOT a SQUID!

Oh hey Nurari! Wow, it’s like I’m seeing double.

No it isn’t, we look nothing alike. I am not a squid, I am not a vampire, I am not a gourd-

Wait why are you even talking to McKraken?

Wait THATS his name? …yikes.

Azriel! Don’t be rude! Apologize to the former chairman.

…Sorry other squid guy

See THIS is why I never take you places…

Wow, there’s ANOTHER squid man? Damn, Nurari’s got competition.

- @yo-kai-zazel

"Hey, I'm the ORIGINAL squid man, I'll have you know. The competition's not there, 'cause I'm shrimply the best!"

[yo-kai-zazel]

OOC POST!!!

THE YKW FIC HAS BEEN COMPLETED.

FROM NOW ON THIS BLOG FOLLOWS THE HIGH AND MIGHTY AU

If you would like to read High and Mighty (and you really should it’s cool) https://archiveofourown.org/works/61876003 here’s the link

[yo-kai-zazel]

Hm?

You...have the energy of a yo kai but your human like too? But you also have other energy's of yo kai mixed with yours.....

Im sorry to have basically just popped out of no where but have you seen my baby sister Hina?

Theres something I'd like to speak with her about......

Who the hell are you?

[yo-kai-zazel]

Hello????

Hina??

Baby sister???

Its me lime Yamanaka

Hello is anyone here??

Ah crap.

[yo-kai-zazel]

Ey riel quick question

Just for my curiosity

Youve been with Zazel before my dumb ass could ever get into the yo kai world

Let alone get to meet enma back in my world

So between horn ball to horn ball

What does Zazel look like in dresses?

Cause I KNOW it would look amazing on him

He’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen

[yo-kai-zazel]

I wouldn’t mind if you worked in the nude, Zazel~

Azriel. No.

*that second Yo-Kai just… appeared out of nowhere.*

*Zazel sighed, he had the look that showed this had happened before*

Apologies. Azriel is my betrothed, he’s very…. American.

Woah, look at mr Edgy McGee over there. And I thought my outfit change from living to dead was drastic. This guy’s ALIVE and he dresses like a colorblindness test

Azriel. You are ruining my air of mystique.

Apologies, once again, for his behavior. He was in hell for half a century.

So I suppose your outfit is some bizarre fashion statement. Interesting.

*Zazel completely misses the fact this is the pot calling the kettle black*

Wow. Pot meet kettle

Azriel. Cease or I will make you.

Hm. And you’re sure you’re human?

Very well. It would appear you have no idea who- or more accurately what- you’re dealing with.

I am a Yo-Kai. Please don’t make me have to explain what a yo-kai is, it gets dreadfully boring having to repeat myself. Besides, something tells me you know at least something about us.

I’m the Lord of Pandemonium. I haunt the streets at night with my Night Parade of 100 Demons. Or at least I would, if Lord Enma wasn’t having me do all his damn paperwork all the time…

It’s a pleasure to meet you, Blackquill. Tell me, is there some reason you dress like that? Some advantage it plays in your everyday life? Or is it just for “fun”? I can never wrap my head around you humans and your “fashion”

[yo-kai-zazel]

You could’ve phrased it better! Or kept it in your head!

Ah, classic “dying message”. Happens a lot in detective films.

I’m dead. My existence is tragedy. Go for it.

- @yo-kai-zazel

[Coda]

You want the long version or the short one? I don't have shit to do, since everyone else took the cases we had this time around.

[yo-kai-zazel]

Hi Zazel :) How's everything been? Any interesting news or assassinations as of recent?

No new assasinations since Ed Zoff tried to poison Enma’s tea a few months ago.

He’s still in the Time Out room

[yo-kai-zazel]

Sure.

I’m still upset you called me a creature

I’m dead. My existence is tragedy. Go for it.

- @yo-kai-zazel

[Coda]

You want the long version or the short one? I don't have shit to do, since everyone else took the cases we had this time around.

[yo-kai-zazel]

CREATURES????

Ah, fine. Do decide what you’re going to start with at some point. I’ve got time but not unlimited time.

I’m dead. My existence is tragedy. Go for it.

- @yo-kai-zazel

[Coda]

You want the long version or the short one? I don't have shit to do, since everyone else took the cases we had this time around.

[yo-kai-zazel]

How about… what made you want to become a lawyer?

I’m dead. My existence is tragedy. Go for it.

- @yo-kai-zazel

[Coda]

You want the long version or the short one? I don't have shit to do, since everyone else took the cases we had this time around.

[yo-kai-zazel]

The beginning usually works

I’m dead. My existence is tragedy. Go for it.

- @yo-kai-zazel

[Coda]

You want the long version or the short one? I don't have shit to do, since everyone else took the cases we had this time around.

[yo-kai-zazel]

whissss…!

Who is this weirdo?

[yo-kai-zazel]

I’ve got time. Long version.

That’s what she-

Cease.

I’m dead. My existence is tragedy. Go for it.

- @yo-kai-zazel

[Coda]

You want the long version or the short one? I don't have shit to do, since everyone else took the cases we had this time around.

[yo-kai-zazel]

We answer your question and you say we aren’t…

Azriel, quiet.

It’s fine if you aren’t the best example, when Azriel here was human he wasn’t exactly normal.

I was gay and also a weeb before weebs were cool. Unfortunately i happened to be a weeb in post-WW2 America so… yeah. You can guess how that turned out.

This isn’t about Azriel. Tell me, Mr DeCrescendo, a bit about yourself.

…do you stay indoors when it gets late on summer nights for fear of getting spirited away?

Have you ever heard the sounds of chaos and revelry through the streets though nobody seems to be there?

Have you ever heard the tales of the Night Parade of 100 demons, of the Lord of Pandemonium, Nurarihyon?

Well, I am he.

- @yo-kai-zazel

[Coda]

One, no. Two, yes, but I also see and hear dead people all the time, so, not surprising, and 3, yeah, but I think almost everyone who's lived here since their childhood like me has.