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things about Slytherins #156

Slytherins will either really crave attention or not want to be bothered by anyone. There is no in between. It’s either they want no one of the human race to bother them or they want all the love and affection of one or two of their favorite humans.

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things about Slytherins #153

Slytherins often times are very sarcastic and say a lot of crude jokes around their friends. But when a significant other comes along, they often times act cute and innocent around them. The Slytherins friends are seeing right through them of course but just stand back and smirk

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Maybe Sims are demons. Think about it, when you want to play this game you are literally gone for at least few hours. And when you are kind of done your whole life is hell, you didnt do anything productive, you are starving and you obviously forgot about bathroom breaks...

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Hufflepuff: You should really be more positive.

Slytherin: It’s 8 am, I had barely slept and I’m in school surrounded by the people I despite the most. There’s really nothing to be positive of.

Hufflepuff: …I brought some chocolate for you.

Slytherin: Except you. I like you.

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me: can't focus because deadline pressure isn't high enough

me one week from now: can't focus because deadline pressure is too high

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Slytherin: i wrote this song in my free time

Slytherin: it goes like this

Slytherin: *starts playing guitar*

Slytherin: *SCREAMS INTO THE VOID*

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(via alextumay)

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Ravenclaw: I can’t do it.

Hufflepuff: You’re just being hard on yourself, you’ll get there!

Ravenclaw: No, I won’t. I’ve tried multiple methods and failed every time. It’s time to restart everything. Just do it all from scratch.

Hufflepuff: Isn’t that a bit extreme?

Ravenclaw: No.

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Gryffindor: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Ravenclaw: Because their arms are too sh-

Slytherin: Because they’re all dead.

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Ravenclaw: *crosses something off their to-do list*

Ravenclaw: Look at me being productive! I deserve some time to relax.

*To-do list still has 51 undone items*

Ravenclaw: *anxiously ignores them while sipping tea*

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If you get tired learn to rest, not to quit.

Banksy (via gomedorgohome)

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Getting yelled at by pts because the “wait time is absolutely ridiculous” when there are no open rooms and they’ve been here for 2 hours and they’re at the EMERGENCY room for something non-emergent and chronic