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ooc: Due to reasons, there's a break in the news this week. Mainly an internship. Y'all can send in new blogs and fun stuff via asks though, and I'll try to make a week-recap on Friday if everything goes well

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Do you allow people to tag you in things?

ooc: I do!

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"Welcome, this is Yokohama News. I'm your local host, Kurata Aketomo!"

"Onto today's recap:

@respiratory-kristem forgot multiple family members due to an anon curse! @fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency believes it will wear off soon!

@fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency met with @bloody-storm again and seems to be trying to prevent a murder!

@yoshiko-and-the-hikikomori is still dealing with @no-ones-sunshine!

@young-fukuzawa and @thelittleswordsman are denying allegations! Leave the poor kids alone-?

@7floors found a jellyfish!

@perhapsdonttextme left his room!

@fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency is making @dazaisrealbf take a two weeks break!

@leaderoftheinfantryunit356 has met @captive-demon!

@groves-meadow scared @nikolai-gogol-real!

@yoshiko-and-the-hikikomori got kidnapped by @scribbled-nightmares!

Special shout-out to: @sammy-boy and @captive-demon! Welcome to Yokohama!"

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"Welcome, this is Yokohama News. I'm your local host, Kurata Aketomo!"

"In other news, for today's recap:

@phonebeenmimiced caught an ugly fish!

@thelittleswordsman seems to have gotten into a scuffle with a dolphin!

@respiratory-kristem escaped @fyodor-dustyevsky but seems to be ill!

@groves-meadow "scared" @fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency!

@nosamu-dontzai has been tasked with keeping an eye on @watch-time-flow!

@kin-fukuzawa is up to no good! Good luck to @lucky-lavender-canvases!

@fromtheberrybush learned things fae shouldn't, @skycasinosconstellation seems to be trying to prevent that from getting out of control!

@skycasinosconstellation is also debating leaving the DOA to join... a family sacrificing people to the sky!?

@fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency seems to be considering moving to the countryside! I would if I were you!

@mama-bird-kyola got sick!

Special shout-out to: @8strike, @arahabakiii-time! Welcome to Yokohama!

Anything I missed? Feel free to send us a text!"

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"Oh? It seems this story might be a fake!"

Ok, so, ur gonna wanna sit down 4 this. Apparently, a celebrity for a fashion company (@stelleuslumines was seen smooching with that soggy dog Dazai at some event, and there's a random ass american kid on the loose who's known 4 beefing with the police 🤯🤯🤯

"Oh? Well now, isn't that quite interesting!"

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Ok, so, ur gonna wanna sit down 4 this. Apparently, a celebrity for a fashion company (@stelleuslumines was seen smooching with that soggy dog Dazai at some event, and there's a random ass american kid on the loose who's known 4 beefing with the police 🤯🤯🤯

"Oh? Well now, isn't that quite interesting!"

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just a heads up that it says “and we’re live in” instead of “we live in”—assuming you didn’t meant to have that typo?—/lh/nfta/I mean absolutely no offense I just saw it and wanted to point it out lol

ooc: No, that's on purpose! This blog is a "News channel", aka Aketomo is a news reporter on TV!

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"Welcome, this is Yokohama News. I'm your local host, Kurata Aketomo!"

"In other news, for today's recap:

Today is beach day!

@kin-fukuzawa attempted to murder @lucky-lavender-canvases! Someone please call the police?

@fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency met @young-fukuzawa!

@fromtheberrybush might be in trouble!

@yoshiko-and-the-hikikomori met a traumatized bear (@flipp-fliqping)! They ended up fighting, regretfully the footage is not something I can show here!

@fallbackin-time kissed @forget---me---not by accident due to mixing up two different versions!

@forced-obedience-to-life is learning about the beach!

@fallbackin-time met @dive-through-time, totally not confusing!

@yoshiko-and-the-hikikomori got involved with a cult?! He also received drugs!

@tiniest-casino-manager has been adopted by @m0ther-0f-fictional-character!

@mama-kyola almost died but survived thanks to @louellen-themagicgirl!

@yoshiko-and-the-hikikomori gave @trickofthelight-snow weed! This may or may not be related to the receival of drugs!

Special shout-out to: @young-fukuzawa, @nakahara-chuuya-18, @m0ther-0f-fictional-character, @zhao-lillian, @tiedupburden, ! Welcome to Yokohama!

Anything I missed? Feel free to send us a text!"

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@/yoshiko-and-the-hikikomori ga e @/trickofthelight-snow weed

"Oh my-"

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Kin tried to kill shion

"Oh dear, that's not good!"

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@/tiniest-casino-manager has been adopted by @m0ther-0f-fictional-character

"That's great for both of them!"

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@mama-kyola almost died yesterday but lived thanks to her child, @louellen-themagicgirl

"I shall add it to my notes!"

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With my Ultra Deduction skills my best guess is that you are 🫵@/star-seeking-stray!

Dang- what gave me away?

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I want to take a good guess at who's the mod who runs this blog.

May I?

-🧀

Feel free to do so!

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Not news

Are you able to take, like, regular RP?

Could you elaborate?

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[voice message]

There is someone outside my apartment complex screaming at the top of their lungs... somthing about some 'dazai' or something i dunno what i do know is he's blocking traffic, the police cant do shit, and my neighbors are most likely filling noise complaints against me.

OH HOLY [censored]!!! I THINK THEY'RE GOING SUPER SAIYAN!!!! AAAAAA

[Insert a picture of a short ginger in the middle of the intersection]

*glass shattering noises*

MY WINDOW!!!

GAH! NO ASTA DO- [end]

"... well, there you have it folks! Seems like something is going on with the famous Double Black again!"

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"Welcome, this is Yokohama News. I'm your local host, Kurata Aketomo!"

"Now onto today's recap!

@phonebeenmimiced gave a couple divorce papers!

@fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency is going through yet another crisis, I believe, talking about the old days!

@nakaharamiyo's trauma is being revived!

@baffoonofthestreets has been put on house arrest!

@fyodor-dustyevsky took @respiratory-kristem's eyes and replaced them!

@trickofthelight-snow wants drugs! Jesus Anon did give him drugs and it went terribly!

@no-ones-sunshine is still bullying @yoshiko-and-the-hikikomori!

@nosamu-dontzai is learning about Frozen!

@fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency is NOT sticking to his promise of not babying people!

@discourse-on-decadence lost his meds!

Special shoutout to: @7tones, @putyouinmyovenjusttobake, @cyclonegal & @afearofdeathcalledlove! Welcome to Yokohama!"