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I only fw reptile enthusiasts because they know how to take care of a snake

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Artists walked so Ai bros could run... them over... with a Tesla

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"i just feel better wearing my fangs and ears and i do this thing where i stare at raw meat just a little too long and i practice growling ever since i was a kid and i-"

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can i bite a chun,k out of you

Yessss 👍💛 I love c,annibalism

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no Google I did not search up that bug to find pest control near me i actually searched it up to bring even more bugs into my home. Why must we choose hate.

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Some of my bug art 🪲

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uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

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It's the guy!

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I'm dead serious some of y'all need to stop commenting shit like "Kill it with fire!!1!" on every post of a bug or any "scary" creature you see. Idgaf if you have a phobia or how many legs it has, having such a violent hateful reaction to any animal is just not normal behavior. And that goes double for posts by someone who's happy about the creature, I'm not asking you to go cuddle bugs just to mind your own business, people don't want to hear how much you hate something they like.

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Funniest possible responses to being barked at in public for gearing:

"Hell yeah brother!" *bark back*

"NO. BAD DOG. We do NOT bark indoors."

"ONE OF US. ONE OF US." (works best as a group)

"I can tell you where I bought the [tail] if you're interested."

"Aww, does Puppy want attention?"

" 2/10. You need to work on your accent."

"Can I pet your dog?"

"Thanks! You're pretty cool too!"

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Just your reminder that no animal is "disgusting, evil, out to get you," etc

You're 100% allowed to not like certain animals, hell, we have a fear of centipedes, but they're not evil, and it's not fair to say they are

Also stop commenting on videos of bugs and insects taking care of their kids and calling it disgusting and creepy, like good lord leave that little guy alone they are literally taking care of their babies rn, that's the cutest shit ever

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DO NOT FORGET LUIGI!

Guys this isn't just a trend. While yes, he is hot. He stands for something more than that. He stands for someone who stood up for the working class and who gunned down an evil man. A man who profited off of millions of peoples misery and deaths.

KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM! KEEP READING THE NEWS ABOUT HIM! KEEP SUPPORTING HIM! Never stop! This is important! We can't just forget what he has sacrificed for America...His freedom so we can have ours.

Or at least have a chance to fight back and gain our freedom from these insurance companies.

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im an "it" in the way people refer to animals

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The therian experience of having the "let's get my life together at 3am" energy rush but just wanting to go and run through a field and leave civilization behind for the wilderness

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