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‘Dan and Phil’s Guide To Staying Safe Online’

Jesus christ, what’s their advice going to be? Post nude photos of yourself on Daily Booth and invite a fanboy to tie you up and gag you in their bedroom with a knife? 

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ouhhhh phillllll i miss phiiiill

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i had a dream dan and phil were on last meals (mythical kitchen show) and there was a massive platter of fries in the middle of the table surrounded by dozens of glass ramekins of varied dips. like, so many dips. josh, the host, was telling them about all the dips, and he was explaining how they made "american ranch" per dan's request and dan just picks it up and downs it like a shot. he makes so many loud orgasm noises the film crew and phil are laughing and trying to shush him and then he drapes his arm across phil's shoulders and goes, "oh c'mon babe you've heard that before."

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remember when phil almost died. anyway rodent boy summer

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mukbang with the boys

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Dan and Phil are getting married and they're going to change their names to Dan DanandPhil and Phil DanandPhil

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popstar!phil au popstar!phil au popstar!phil au popstar!phil au popstar!phil au (photo creds)

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I'm bored let's play

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in my dip and pip era

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lol okay phil

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the no pants during a livestream incident

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dnp couldnt be my dads they are literally two of my sisters' respective ages, so they are like older sisters to me

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i love you dnp, i love you grownup phannies, and i love being grownups with dnp❤️

i know it seems like dnp only focus on the "you were all 14 when you starting watching us" part of the fanbase (which makes sense as that age group Was the most vocal & interacted with them in that specific way...)

but there was something so genuinely special about becoming an adult alongside dan and phil/ going through similar experiences & feelings at the same time with people who got you. it's SO beautiful that so many kids saw dnp as role models or parental figures and i LOVE that dnp take that responsibility with so much care, but navigating adulthood with people who were my peers and were also a little weird and nerdy and didn't have an interest in everything most people our age did brought me an immeasurable amount of joy and comfort too (and still do to this day!! as we complain about the back pain and revel in the confidence our 30s have brought us)

i just hope dan and phil know how much of an impact they've made on people who are their age (and older! shoutout to the many many "older than dnp club" members <333 what a gift to see these cool dudes become who they are with the wisdom and knowledge that comes from already having been there!)

like they ARE millions of peoples' dads, but they're also peers/friends from college/parasocial besties to tons of people too and it means the world to have gone through life with them <3 even if we don't make catchy slogans for hats or jokes we are for lifers asdafgkjs

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phil retweet

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