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yooncleves · 4 days ago
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Assigning Ancient Greek Names to Some Ninjago Characters
I'm spilling my obsession with names onto these characters just like every other fandom I'm in. i already did it with haikyuu, so this time I'll do it with ninjago
disclaimer: while i did do a lot of research (dictionaries, articles, wiki pages, and every other source i could find about ancient greek onomastics), chances are these names might be incorrect/a mistranslation. i won't provide an explanation why i chose these names since the meanings are self explanatory
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Kai - Hephaistodoros. "gift of hephaestus". hephaestus is the god of blacksmiths and fire
Cole - Khthonios. "of the earth". from "khthon" meaning earth or soil, also an epithet of some gods relating to the underworld.
Jay - Astrapios. from "sterope" meaning lightning. also an epithet of zeus as a weather god
Zane - Boreades. "son of the north wind". Boreas is the god of the north wind, associated with winter
Lloyd - Moiraphilos. "favored by destiny". from "moira" meaning destiny or fate and "philos" meaning love
Nya - Halimede. "the cunning sea dweller". also the name of a sea nymph
Pixal - Autonoe. "a mind of her own", from "auto" meaning self and "nous" meaning mind/intelligence
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Arin - Thoenous. "quick mind". from "thoe" meaning quick and "nous" meaning mind/intelligence
Frak - Gorgos. "dazzling". same root word for gorgon, three monstrous sisters with snakes for hair)
Sora - Ergane. "the industrious". also an epithet of athena relating to workers and craftsmen
Wyldfyre - Pyrrha. "fiery red", a name used by achilles while hiding as a maid in skyros
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Euphrasia - ...Euphrasia. "good cheer". derived from "euphraino" meaning to delight or cheer
Geo - Xenogenes. "foreign-born". xenos is also the root word for xenia, a ritual of hospitality towards guests)
Tox - Toxikrate. "power of arrows". the word toxic comes from "toxon" which means bow, specifically referring to poisoned arrows
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yooncleves · 4 days ago
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babies……… also made a transparent ver under the readmore if anyone wants them on their blog or w/e ✨
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yooncleves · 4 days ago
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friendship is magic ~ ✨🏐
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yooncleves · 5 days ago
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HINATA SHOYO HCS ⋆˚࿔
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the most contagious laughter ever like he’d just be laughing at the unfunniest shit ever and everyone else around him will be keeling over and crying with laughter
hates sitting in the middle seat and will also fight people for shotgun
horrible at lying, and horrible at keeping lies. dont tell this guy anything
that guy who says he doesnt need a jacket because its not cold out but will start shivering like a dog within ten minutes
sometimes feels really terrible that he’s like twice natsu’s age and cries over the fact that they’ll never get to be in school together at the same time
cant watch volleyball at all because he’ll get really anxious that he’s not the one playing
doesnt understand the concept of having only one best friend
biggest hypeman of the century, got worse when he met tanaka and nishinoya
no concept of personal space, and no concept of spatial awareness
post timeskip, he donates all his athletic related promotional merch to coach ukai to give to the kids he’s coaching
got so unbelievably sick when he first moved to brazil because he didnt acclimate himself to the food and ate anything he saw, which was like 80% streetfood
he’s that guy who always runs into people when he’s walking because he’ll just start drifting to the side and almost run them into the road
as much as he is stupid, he actually loves learning, and feels so terrible that he cant understand things because he really wants to
his mind works faster than his mouth, so he’s always saying the most outlandish shit
learned to love blocking because he feels like its revenge for people doubting him
hates anything scary but will watch/play them anyways just to prove that he can
as much as he loves kageyama as a friend and could never imagine a world where he never met him, he had a period in his life when he was in brazil that he blocked kageyama and his name because seeing him progress so quickly and so easily  and get better than him made him feel sick to his stomach
gets lost so unbelievably easily that when the team would go on trips for games the third years were discussing buying him a backpack leash
loves doing chores and errands, especially if theyre with other people
claps when a plane lands…
tried parkour once because tsukishima offhandedly said that he should try it (in an insulting way) and hinata ended up snapping his ankle.
was more mad he couldnt practice for like two months  over literally breaking a bone
loves sunrises and sunsets but is never awake/never outdoors for them, so when he sees one, he acts like god himself had descended from heaven just ot greet him
really competitive at stupid shit like rock paper scissors
also that kid who would carry all the chairs when the teacher would ask for a ‘big strong man’
actually backpacked around south america for like six months before settling in brazil
like literally one backpack and then like a duffle bag, lived in hostels and random peoples houses in exchange for doing work for them
didnt know that international calls costed money until after he called his family fourty times in a month for like an hour each and his phone bill was like ten thousand yen
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yooncleves · 5 days ago
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USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI HCS ⋆˚࿔
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says good morning at any time of day and sees nothing wrong with it
the kind of guy who pees with the bathroom lights off and door wide open.
completely unfazed by horror movies, but jumps a little when the toaster is finished
autistic. got diagnosed when he was like four and he thinks it doesnt affect his life but everyone else knows otherwise.
a quarter south east asian on his moms side, but he doesnt know where because they barely talk.
doesnt know how to pose for photos, even post timeskip, and stopped smiling in them for a while because a fan called it scary
doesnt understand sarcasm, and finds it odd that people think he’s being sarcastic often. he speaks the way he wants to be understood, and hates it when people find ulterior meanings
has a little bit of an ego, but its lowkey justified. people talk about him like he's the reincarnation of jesus, so its only natural he thinks that he's better than the average person. doesnt act like it on purpose though.
driest texter in the world like actually. dont even bother texting him at all.
never asks for help when he should, and is stubborn enough to go at it until it works
became self aware in his thirties but didnt end up changing because he doesnt feel the need to explain himself. the people he cares about understand him, and thats enough for him
has had the same breakfast every day for years. only thing he changes is the drink.
probably very particular about the way he does certain things, but not in a way that makes sense to other people, and will not explain it to anyone.
biggest pet peeve is wasting time
has absolutely no awareness of pop culture. he literally reads the ads on magazines this man does not know who beyonce is.
doesnt own anything he doesnt need to own, so his place post timeskip literally looks like he just moved in yesterday
but he also keeps everything anyone has ever given him, and is basically the only decoration
doesnt think of it as sentimentality, more of ‘if i throw this away im disrespecting the person who gave it to me
he doesnt even have a TV, and didnt have a dishwasher until he turned thirty 
very practical dresser. doesnt own anything just for ‘fashion��. very function over form
actually reads instruction manuals back to front
genuinely honest to god could not care about social norms. not even in a rebellious way, but in a ‘why would i put in that much effort to be misunderstood anyway’ way
never rewatches shows or movies. doesnt get the concept of it.
a very good listener, but only offers logical solutions
doesnt believe in luck.
never loses his temper, just gets really quiet and cold because he doesnt want to say something he doesnt mean.
always drives the exact speed limit. no more, no less, and if someone brings it up while riding with him, he’ll give them the nastiest side eye unintentionally
once won a raffle and tried to give the prize back because ‘someone else might need it more’
doesn’t correct people when they misunderstand him. they’ll figure it out or they won’t
has never once left a voicemail. if they don’t pick up, he just hangs up
when he’s done talking to someone, he just stops responding
actually a really good cook but eats like three meals because he just doesnt have time
has never once in his life misplaced a sock,
always remembers exactly where he parked, no matter which exit he comes out from
people assume he’s no fun, but he just has very specific definitions of fun
[ req ; @deardoelle ]
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yooncleves · 6 days ago
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Fukunaga Shohei headcanons
Did somebody say "underrated character"?
Warnings ⚠️ - none
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Secretly, he likes to scare people. Since he's so quiet a lot of people don't notice him at first so he'll just stand directly behind you and suddenly say something or he'll poke your side so you get a fright.
Speaking of, another thing he likes to do to make people uncomfortable is to just stare at them. He likes to see how long it takes for them to look away. So yes, he is the guy you see catch staring at you in public. And it's way more creepier because he always has that smile on his face like-
I feel like his younger sister is very similar to him. They're both really quiet and have an odd sense of humour.
She's more into pranks though.
Annnd he started pulling pranks as well. It almost always Lev or Yamamoto and for the most part they don't even realise it's a prank but he finds it hilarious. For example, one time he swapped Yamamoto's water bottle with an empty one. Yamamoto was just confused...
He has a notebooks full of jokes. Whenever he thinks of a joke that he likes, he's writing it down.
After the whole bucket of water episode he started carrying a tiny water gun. If things get a little too rowdy he's ready to shoot.
He always sits in the back of the bus.
The first time the team came over to his place, he made them all food. He then told them they had to pay him for the food. Of course they didn't know if he was joking or not. He just laughed it off but since then he would just randomly come up to one of them and ask them for the money. Of course he is actually just messing with them, and they kind of know that... But they're still not really sure.
He always offers to be in charge of the music. After he plays his second song someone else usually takes over.
He journals a lot. Since he's not much of a talker, he journals!
He's a heavy sleeper. When he falls asleep somewhere, he's staying there. It takes a lot to wake him up.
a/n - sorry this one is a little short. I have so many unfinished hcs in my drafts- thank you so much for reading! I hope you like it! 💖 < 3
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yooncleves · 8 days ago
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AranKita Marriage Headcanon
both kita and aran don't like wearing jewelry on their hands and arms (rings, bracelets, etc). kita thinks it affects blood circulation and aran just doesnt like the feeling of metal wrapping around his wrist and fingers
let's say they get married (which they do, in my head), and they debate whether they should wear or even have wedding rings. so kita's older sister made a pair of matching earrings for them, which they decided to wear instead of rings
kita's earring is a rice plant, representing the essence of life itself, as you can't live without sustenance, and unity, as in united with his other half. he wears it on his left ear
aran's earring is the sun, representing life, warmth and because rice can't grow without the sun, as he brings warmth to kita's life. he wears it on his right ear
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yooncleves · 8 days ago
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i used to make so much haikyuu art like this in my deviantart days </3
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yooncleves · 8 days ago
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AranKita we all cheered
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yooncleves · 10 days ago
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A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies
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yooncleves · 13 days ago
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theres this specific genre of iwaoi angst that always bothers me bc... theres no way iwaizumi doesnt know oikawa would be leaving for argentina??
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yooncleves · 14 days ago
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KANJI KOGANEGAWA HCS ⋆˚࿔
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calls everyone ‘dude’ regardless of gender
broke a TV once at a team outing because he didnt use the strap on the wii remote when bowling
brings snacks to practice but never brings enough even though the team has literally always been like 12 people since forever
thinks all his dreams are prophetic
asks “how do i look?” while wearing the same exact outfit as the day before
didnt understand the hype behind energy drinks and how people got addicted so he tried one and got addicted within like a week
really loves stickers and personalizing his things but is too afraid to put anything anywhere so all his things are just blank
that one guy who gets people’s names slightly wrong but no one ever corrects him because its endearing
drowns all his food in hot sauce. its not even real hot sauce its just sour and mildly inconvencing
would unironically be like ‘this ones for you!’ and completely miss the spike
tries looking for something he’s lost while holding it. big victim of calling his phone to look for it using his phone
once tried rucking and fell down a hill because he didnt do it right and didnt expect how hard it would be
did the laundry once and accidentally broke the handle of the door clean off and no one in his apartment could do the laundry for a week
uses way too many emojis
panics when ordering at restaurants and just picks the first thing he sees
learned how to burn CDs sometime in second year and made one for every single one of his team mates and some people on other teams and it was just like 7 variations of eye of the tiger
thinks “camping” means bringing a sleeping bag to someone’s backyard
waves at dogs
once mistook a stranger’s car for his mom’s and sat in the back seat and neither of them noticed
has a lucky pair of socks and boxers that has never once helped him but still continues to use it
has gone through more than 30 waterbottles in highschool alone because he will leave them random places and trust that he’ll remember where he left it
post timeskip, he gets more waterbottles in PR than anything else
tried to dye his hair a ‘normal colour’ once in middle school and got scared halfway through and couldnt get it off or fix it so he had to go to school like that
thinks he can whistle but he just blows air. he also cant wink, and cant snap. but he thinks he can.
his idea of journaling was “TODAY WAS CRAZY” followed by a doodle of him tried to build a birdhouse and somehow glued it to the table
thinks horoscopes are real but only for himself
runs up the stairs two at a time but always trips and never learns his lesson
afraid of frogs. this became a problem post timeskip.
leaves voice messages that are just him laughing for a minute and then like 20 seconds of what he actually meant to say
tried yoga once and fell asleep. tried hot yoga the next week and farted during class.
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yooncleves · 15 days ago
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Haikyuu boy headcanons: homework edition pt. 2
Asahi— studies the week before exams and the two nights before a test. Stresses himself out for no reason. Once lost an assignment and got an anxiety attack because he thought it would drop his grade for the rest of the year (it was in Suga’s bag because Asahi left it at Suga’s place the day before).
Nishinoya— only understands when explained to him by Ennoshita. Once tried to write a test on -27 hours of sleep and got 96%, but has been banned from doing so ever since.
Tsukishima— does his homework with zero griping or complaints unless he’s forced to do it with Hinata and Kageyama. Then he either never shuts up about how much he hates it or completely ignores the two until Yamaguchi kicks him hard enough.
Yamaguchi— likes homework. Actually likes it. Actually likes studying and learning new things. However he sleeps late because of this so Tsukishima makes him sleep over so he can make him quit studying earlier in the night.
Yahaba— super selective about what homework he likes to do. Will give his language and arts homework his 100%. Hates physics and maths. Good enough at his other two sciences that he can tutor everyone else in his grade.
Kyoutani— good at things with logic, so base level chemistry, math, physics, bio. Really into things with rules, ironically. Unfortunately hangs out at the local shelter with his bag unchecked and has had to tell teachers that dogs literally ate the homework out of his bag.
Shirabu— studies day and night and enjoys it to some extent. Hates his current level of biology so much. Hands in all his homework in on time and is honestly kind of a tryhard. Crashes out after tests only to find out that he did as well as everyone expected him to.
Taichi— doesn’t study unless Shirabu nags him to, but usually doesn’t process a thing. Good enough to get by without trying, and doesn’t try 90% of the time. Says he doesn’t care about his grades but wants them to be or above 80%.
Yaku— enjoys studying sciences but HATES liberal arts. Doesn’t understand the concept of studying art or history beyond techniques for painting or warfare. Has beef with psychology majors and has otherwise normal homework habits.
Lev— “wait, we had homework?!”
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yooncleves · 15 days ago
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haikyuu season 4 commercial break headcanons
miya twins and suna
success: suna with his phone out to film the twins. osamu throws the ball for atsumu makes his approach. atsumu sets and osamu spikes, hitting the bottle. osamu gives a lil fist pump, atsumu with a big fist pump, suna giving a thumbs-up.
fail: suna is still filming. osamu throws the ball for atsumu and makes his approach. atsumu sets and osamu spikes but misses. he frowns at atsumu, but atsumu blames him. suna smirks behind his phone.
kita and aran
success: aran watches. kita tosses his ball for a jump floater. the ball is shaky through the air but hits the bottle. he nods in approval and aran applauds.
fail: kita watches. aran tosses his ball and jumps, slamming it over the net, but it misses. he falls to his knees in defeat, and kita pats his back. nice try, aran.
sakusa and komori
success: atsumu watches. sakusa tosses his ball and jumps for his serve. the ball curves wickedly in the air and hits its target. atsumu says nice serve and sakusa has a small self-satisfied smirk.
fail: atsumu watches. sakusa tosses his ball and jumps. the ball curves wickedly but komori jumps in and slides across the floor to save it. he jumps to his feet to give the camera a thumbs-up. sakusa is annoyed, and atsumu laughs at him.
hoshiumi and kageyama
success: hoshiumi tosses his ball for kageyama and makes his approach. kageyama sets and hoshiumi jumps, slamming the ball home to hit the bottle. he yells in celebration, kageyama looking excited.
fail: hoshiumi tosses his ball for kageyama and makes his approach. kageyama sets and hoshiumi spikes, but barely hits it. the bottle spins and ultimately fails. they both look at each other in disbelief.
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yooncleves · 16 days ago
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Some closeups of the best graffiti I've ever seen
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yooncleves · 16 days ago
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hotel/travel headcanons because I'm in a hotel and my feet ache and everyone in london walks like they want to get hit by a car. Shipping as per my usual, mildly sprinkled here and there.
- kageyama and hinata racing to see who can get back to the hotel room first *every single time* they are returning to their hotel room, no matter how tired they are
- type A personality Suga methodically listing through every possible restaurant they could go to for dinner, and a different kind of Type A Daichi confused because he's had their restaurant itinerary planned for weeks and knows exactly where they're going.
- Asahi keeps stopping to offer to take pictures for other families on vacation so their Mom can be in them too
- Karasuno Third years traveling and Kiyoko is in charge of the camera and taking all their photos and she's having such a good time until after a few days Suga gets ahold of the camera and realizes she is just such a shitty photographer. Blurry, off centre, weirdly framed. Terrible. Suga bans her from photos and gives the camera to Asahi instead.
- on that note, Asahi takes fantastic photos.
- yachi also takes really, really good photos but she always panics and takes like 30 every time
- Daichi tries out a different morning coffee shop each day and reports back to the others ranking them. They all kind of love this weird morning routine and look forward to finding out if this morning will be better or worse than the previous despite the fact that he is the only coffee drinker among them.
- Kageyama and Hinata are terrible planners and never book anything ahead but Hinata's ability to make friends makes up for it. "oh no hotels in a 30 kilometer radius have vacancy? No worries, my new friend Paul says we can sleep in their guestroom."
- somehow Hinata hasnt ended up murdered but Kageyama is skeptical his luck will hold
- Karasuno Third Years are team "we walk for 2 hours between every destination to explore the city on foot" and the Karasuno Second Years are team "we have Uber'd everywhere and don't regret it" and hear the third years' travel stories and are horrified by how much ground they cover on foot.
- Noya is weirdly pretentious about only going to local "real" places and avoiding tourist traps and everyone has to tell him to shut up by the 4th or 5th site they see.
- Yamaguchi is so afraid of foreign cops that it starts looking like he's genuinely committed a crime. Tsukki has to constantly tell him to calm down if they pass one but "Tsukki I don't know the laws of this city what if we're breaking them right now-"
- Tsukki is the designated "speaker" of the first years when checking into hotels or other reservations, and has an uncanny knack for picking up languages, meaning by the end of just a couple of days in a foreign country he can do basic greetings and questions.
- on that, Tsukki always rolls his eyes and pretends like it's such a hassle having to do all the talking, sign reading and map navigation but he secretly kinda likes being a bit like a tour leader for them and being able to herd them around and take care of them.
- Kageyama got banned from trying to pick up languages naturally after he accidentally called an old lady something horrible
- Oikawa and Iwa take a selfie together outside every famous sit or historical building, and they always look great. These two are like the poster children for aesthetic traveling. The wind always makes them look perfect, the lighting is always clear.
- Oikawa and Iwa send a perfect photo back to Makki and Mattsun, who in return send the most fucked up off centre, badly lit selfie you could imagine with their middle fingers up
- Seijoh 4 stay out way too late and get lost at night. Thankfully none of them are "panickers" but it really highlights how important it is for at least one person to panic a little bit. It'll be 1 am and they're still standing on the side of the road 12 blocks from their hotel like "ahaha isn't this silly?" and then start walking in the wrong direction
- Iwa once got really sick on a trip and had to spend the day at the hotel, but when he was feeling better he went down to the hotel restaurant and met a celebrity and nobody believed him.
- Seijoh 4 are the guys who make way too much noise in hotel hallways
- Kunimi and Kindaichi did their first abroad travel together and it went surprisingly smoothly... For Kunimi. Kindaichi lost all his luggage, got scammed by a street seller, got lost for almost an entire day, sunburned and then got sick before their flight home. Kunimi took selfies with him and captioned them things like "just found Kindaichi again, his wallet got stolen" while holding up a peace sign.
- Ushijima really likes touring old museums and architecture as his preferred travel activity. He also really likes guided tours because "learning from an expert is always better than trying to teach myself."
- Tendou is fluent in way more languages than anyone on the team expects. And not adjacent languages, nobody was really that surprised when he started speaking Spanish, since they knew he knew French. But fucking Urdu? Since when, Tendou? Since when? What's next, Russian? (Yeah.)
- Tendou loves tourist traps. He collects the tackiest, gaudiest magnets from everywhere he goes and willingly lets himself be scammed to make sure he gets the cheapest, worst ones.
- on that topic Tendou is incredibly street savvy in foreign countries but incredibly unhelpful. Semi got pickpocketed once, and Tendou alerted him the moment it had happened, and when pressed as to why he didn't warn him before it happened, Tendou just shrugged.
- local women flirt with Ushijima like it's their day job. Like, statistically way more than anyone flirts with him in Japan.
- Shirabu is a victim of jet leg everywhere he goes no matter how hard he tries to avoid it.
- Goshiki always ends up over preparing for trips and carrying around way too much stuff.
- Ushijima and Tendou like to hold hands while they're walking anywhere. They only separate when they need to review a map. This may be because of Tendou's tendency to decide to go another way without warning and Ushijima's selective hearing when he's focused on a task. They could end up three blocks away before realizing the other isn't following.
- on that, neither of these two use google maps. Ushijima always picks up a tourist guide and city map from a local centre and they use a paper map for all navigation. Everyone's pretty sure they know about the internet, but...
- Kuroo's really good and finding free public wifi. He has like a sixth sense for it.
- Kenma is in charge of all planning when they travel. Kuroo makes him do it even if he claims he doesn't care, because Kenma will always end up picking things he actually wants to do, and then will actually be excited while traveling instead of feeling like he's dragged along.
- On that topic, Kenma will find really niche events or shops or things to do in a city and get really genuinely excited to go see some shop hyper specific to his interests, or some event that he likes, and Kuroo (or anyone traveling with them, really) always think it's incredibly endearing and follows him anywhere
- Fukunaga travels for the food, and that's it. He probably runs a mini travel food blog for friends and family back home. He'll hit up at least 5-6 places a day and try new things every time.
- Kuroo is always a little bit embarrassed to be seen as a tourist. He does everything he can to look less like a tourist and more like he belongs there.
- Bokuto is always just sort of along for the ride and never really knows what the itinerary is. Akaashi will tell him a hundred times what they're doing in a day, and he'll still be surprised when they're getting on a train to go somewhere.
- Akaashi is also an over preparer except it's never useless. He ends up needing pretty much every weird item he thought to bring and this is a bad thing because it validates his anxiety.
- Akaashi refuses to complain to hotel staff for any reason at all, so Bokuto has to do it, which sort of just embarrasses Akaashi more. Not complaining, but that he needed someone else to do it.
- Bokuto talks so loudly going down the street everyone knows they're tourists. He's Kuroo's worst nightmare.
- Aran and Kita have so many nice, long, sweet dinners exploring new cultures and enjoying their time together after Aran had turned off both of their phones.
- Atsumu is lost on the other side of the city.
- Osamu is looking for him but he got lost on the other side of the city
- Suna told Osamu he was looking for him but is still in the hotel room.
- Atsumu and Osamu both love a good hotel swimming pool. It's like their favourite part of a trip is a nice evening swim.
- Suna loves taking absolutely shitty candid photos of everyone in front of otherwise stunning sights.
- Kita actually loves travelling despite all the chaos, and ends up just sort of happily wandering along or holding Aran's hand while he listens to everyone else have a meltdown over missing their train (he had told them the train left 45 minutes earlier than it does, so they actually have time to spare, but he doesnt want them to slow down yet so he hasn't told them.)
- Atsumu tried to hit on a local once and they thought he was lost/homeless and gave him some money
- Couples that take photos kissing in front of beautiful views and historic buildings: Daisuga, Asanoya, Iwaoi, Bokuaka, Tsukkiyama, Arankita
- People who are too embarrassed to admit they want to take cheesy couple photos so they end up missing the opportunities: Hinata, Tendou, Makki and Mattsun,
- People who did bring it up and got shot down rather unfairly for being cringe: Kuroo, Osamu, Tora
- Couples confident enough to have sex in a hotel room: Iwaoi, Kagehina, Osasuna, Fukutora
- Couples that are confident enough, but one of them respected their fellow patrons too much to allow it: Arankita, Ushiten, Daisuga
- Couples that are not confident enough: Tsukkiyama, Kuroken, Bokuaka, Asanoya,
- Couples that successfully convinced their partners to say "fuck it" and have sex in a hotel room even if it was perhaps a bother to their neighbours: Ushiten, Daisuga
- Couples that unsuccessfully convinced their partner to have sex in a hotel room because their partner has significantly more logical prowess than them and is better at articulating an argument and frankly its embarrassing that they even tried to debate them: Arankita
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yooncleves · 17 days ago
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Haikyuu boy headcanons: homework edition
Hinata— doesn’t do it. Tries and fails when told to. The only subject he doesn’t fail regularly is home ec and that’s cause his home life is one big home ec class.
Kageyama— tries so hard. Miwa used to sit with him to do it when they were younger and she taught him in volleyball terms so he’d pass. Unfortunately, once she left, so did his homework comprehension skills.
Daichi— very diligent and can understand most of his work. Once tried to cheat off of Suga for a math test in first year only to see that Suga had finished and was napping at his desk.
Suga— if the teacher isn’t collecting it, he doesn’t do it. Doesn’t study unless it’s the night before the test and he’s helplessly lost. The homework that he does do is either terribly wrong or 100% correct.
Oikawa— does all his homework and studies on Mondays when they don’t have practice. Isn’t bothered about his grades but likes how pretty 94s look on the paper.
Iwaizumi— studies, but isn’t so great on homework. Does it without complaint but is usually confused until someone (usually Oikawa) explains it to him. Hands in stuff late sometimes but the teachers don’t mind.
Ushijima— doesn’t know that not doing his homework is an option, so does all of it. Studies as needed.
Tendou— does all the homework but puts barely any effort into it. Studies when Ushijima studies. Gets a mix of As and Bs depending on how good he is at the subject naturally.
Semi— doesn’t study, but does all his homework and that’s enough studying for him. Doesn’t like people flaunting their high grades or worrying over getting 90s instead of 86s.
Kita— does all his homework and revises the subjects that don’t have homework every day. Studies more the night before a test. Consistently achieves high 90s but it’s expected so he doesn’t show it off.
Atsumu— so terrible at studying but manages to scrape by with A minuses. Everyone hates him in group projects because he has the leader vibe but hates doing the actual project.
Osamu— daydreams about food in class and has Suna give him the notes afterwards. Does his homework to make up for the lack of paying attention in class.
Kuroo— does his homework with Kenma and understands the class. If he doesn’t understand, he asks the teacher either during the lesson or after the period. Straight As.
Kenma— hates homework. Hates tests. Hates projects. Would rather die. Only does the ones that get marked and studies once in a blue moon or when Kuroo takes his PSP away from him.
Bokuto— surprisingly good with his homework habits other than the fact that he keeps losing the homework itself. Otherwise a good student.
Akaashi— schedules his crashouts around volleyball practice and his outings with Bokuto. Worries about grades sometimes, but then has periods of “why even give a shit”, then immediately regrets it the night before a project is due and then repeats the cycle.
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