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Edinburgh Summer Sessions (26.08.25)
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one of my biggest headcanons that i can’t be dissuaded from is that trillian has thought arthur was gay since the moment she met him at that party. she never brought it up bc there was never any reason to and bc she never met fenchurch she has never been presented with a reason to think otherwise. she also thinks ford and arthur have been in an on-again, off-again relationship for the entire series and has never talked about it bc she thinks ford and/or arthur don’t want to talk about it and she doesn’t want to be impolite. when ford complains to her about arthur in between ‘thanks for all the fish’ and ‘mostly harmless,’ he’s vague about who arthur has gone off with, so trillian thinks arthur and ford had a fight, and arthur has left him. so she just says vague things back to ford like, “don’t worry, give arthur time” and “he’ll come around just give him space” to make ford feel better.
my version of trillian has been living a different story than any of the other characters in the books.

#i mean i too 100% believe that arthur and ford were in an on again off again relationship up until so long and thanks tbh#so i truly wouldnt blame her#h2g2
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a "mutual" is a type of animal predomenantly found in michigan, serbia, and the north of england
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An element of Hitchhiker's Guide that I've always loved is that the Earth never stops being important. Even when it's been destroyed, even when the prologue goes out of its way to emphasise its insignificance. It's Deep Thought's supercomputer for finding the Question, it's where Arthur and Ford end up in prehistoric times, it's where most of So Long and Thanks for all the Fish happens, it's where [spoilers] all the characters (minus Zaphod) are killed at the end of Mostly Harmless.
Arthur, Trillian, and Random all long to go back there in varying degrees. Even Ford, who cannot stop calling the place a dump, goes back just to retrieve some of his favourite bits of Earth culture (movies and a lot of beer).
Maybe it's down to the fact that it's easier to write about the Earth than it is anywhere else, but I do appreciate that for a series predicated on Earth being gone it really does care about the Earth a whole lot. Even though I am ambivalent about how it ends, there is something I like about how it is when every version of the Earth is wiped out completely that the story ends.
#idk if any of this made any sense it is mostly just me yapping but hey#h2g2#arthur dent#ford prefect#hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy#the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy#hitchhikers guide#the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy#hhgttg#trillian astra#random dent
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The nature of my Hitchhiker's uQuiz makes it fairly hard to get Random and especially Fenchurch so I get so hyped whenever anyone gets either of them
#it's the nature of them being only in one book each#and travelling to fewer places and meeting fewer side characters#i quite like that they're rare tho#h2g2#for reference 20 people total have got random and 15 have got fenchurch#out of 386 people!!!
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plany off time is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have
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Sometimes I remember that one of my all-time favorite book series ended with an AU fanfic that the author wrote of his own work. Self-love, I guess, be your own fan, but to this day I haven't been able to get through that book.
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All I simply want is Hummus And a little bit of carrot
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@zanderbobs’s request! They would be great friends fhdhdjsj it’s sad they never met in canon 😔
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"I certainly saw my fair share of public urination today"- my boyfriend
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Can I actually be allowed to go outside for 0.5 minutes without getting fucking sunburned I'm tired of this shit I hate my pasty ass skin
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im awfully pretentious for someone who knows nothing and does nothing. solution is to become someone who knows everything and does everything. because i am not getting off this high horse. im velcroed to the saddle. im fused to the horse.
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the iconic thing about the twelfth doctor is that when he's on earth, he's getting middle school kids to save the earth via class project and having beef with 14 yr olds and losing. and then he sets foot in gallifrey and literally the actual military is like we're all going to die.
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Hot take maybe but I think it's okay for children to see a nipple or two sometimes
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