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THE VACATION, CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING

WARNING! Contains strong pervasive adult language throughout and sexual humor/ situations

Disclamer! OC’s belong to me! The rest are owned by Nintendo

It is not a Yuri, lemon or yaoi! I’m not that type of person.

Our story begins in Brooklyn in New York in Mario & Luigi’s house, everybody was bored. Luigi was sorting out his Pokémon cards to see if they were good or not, and Wario, Toad and Yoshi were asleep.

Mario: What do you suppose we do?

Bowser: (whispers to Mario) we should prank Luigi

Luigi: I heard that… (Cracks knuckles) Nobody I repeat. NOBODY is pranking this guy from Brooklyn! [Glares]

Daisy: (to Peach) we could go my castle and have a party.

Peach: No, you always get drunk and seduce Luigi.

Luigi: Shut up about that! (Turns cherry red in embarrassment)

Wario: [waking up suddenly] we could go my theme park. 50% off all things non-garlic!

Waluigi, Bowser and DK: You dumbass! The only food you serve IS garlic.

Wario: [chuckles evilly]

Luigi: Ha-ha! I’ve got it!

Everyone: WHAT IS IT!?

Luigi: My buddy Lorenzo owns a place in the mountains he says it can fit about 15 people.

Mario: Well give him a call!

[Luigi calls Lorenzo on his cell]

Computerized Voice: Welcome to 94.5 THE GRAY!!! Please hold. [Highway to Hell by AC/DC plays]

[30 seconds past]

Lorenzo: Yeah? Who is it? (Coughs)

Luigi: It’s Luigi.

Lorenzo: Holy shit! Really? What is happening my Ducktales and Darkwing Dude!?

Luigi: Still nostalgic as ever! And what’s happening in Ontario!

Yoshi: Which Ontario?

Lorenzo: Canada! To answer your question Luigi, it’s pretty much most pretty… [Yells] HEY!! QUIET DOWN!! [To Luigi] Sorry. Miguel, Pedro, Christian, and Luis are enjoying with the N64.

Luis: [shouting] Goddammit Miguel! Make that Boo steal my coins again, I’ll kill you!

Miguel: That wasn’t fucking me, man! No mames!

Bowser: Sounds like they’re playing Mario Party 2.

Lorenzo: [chuckles] Yeah, so anyway. What caused you to call me?

Luigi: Well, um…uh.

DK: Get on with it.

Luigi: My friends & I were thinking we can go to your place in the mountains.

[There was a pause]

Mario: Hello?

Waluigi: Lorenzo?

Lorenzo: [slowly] you want…to come…to go to my cabin…in the mountains, right?

Luigi: Yeah.

Lorenzo: [loudly] HELL YEAH! YOU CAN COME! I’ll come to pick you tomorrow at 11 A.M to take you. Remember to bring video games and videocassettes for the GameCube and PS3 and VHS.

Luigi: Meet me at me and Mario’s house!

Lorenzo: No problem, amigo! [Hangs up]

Peach & Daisy: EEEE! [Dancing and singing] We’re going on vacation! We’re going on vacation!

DK: ‘Bout time!

Luigi: Pack pajamas and shirts et cetera. Remember I’ve never been there [in a serious tone] at all.

Daisy: Luigi. You found us a vacation spot! [Kisses Luigi’s nose causing Luigi to blush]

Luigi: [stammering] Y-Y-Yeah I did.

Daisy: I’m glad you’re my sweetie pie.

Luigi: I am too. [Leaves to pack up but stops] Oh, Daisy! Tell people to meet back here tomorrow, I’ll text them. [Leaves]

Daisy: Okay.

Peach: C’mon Daisy! We gotta pack! Find a swimsuit

Daisy: Oh…Okay.

[Yoshi’s POV]

Yoshi: Man, what kind of video games should I bring?

Toad: That’s your decision Dino-Dolt.

Yoshi: [to himself] Dick. [Talking] Humph! [Cell phone buzzes] What the hell? It’s Luigi!

Phone: Don’t forget to pack swimsuits. ;)

Yoshi: Got that covered. Get goin’!

[Wario’s POV]

Wario: Wah! Don’t hog up all the room in the suitcase!

Waluigi: Use your own suitcase you fatty!

Wario: You’re teasing the gorilla in the monkey house.

Waluigi: Yikes!

[Wario’s cell phone vibrates]

Wario: Check who it is. Please.

Waluigi: It’s from Leany Greeny

Wario: Who is that?

Waluigi: Luigi

Phone: Don’t forget to pack swimsuits. ;)

Wario: Shit! We almost forgot! Jeez!

[Bowser’s POV]

Bowser: WOW! Some man!

DK: Shut up!

Phone: Don’t forget to pack swimsuits. ;)

DK: Sheesh! He’s like Dad! Don’t forget this; don’t forget that, yadda, yadda, yadda

[Mario & Luigi’s POV]

Mario: Well, son of a gun. Luigi, you did it.

Luigi: Thanks, bro!

Mario: You found a vacation for us!

[Luigi takes out a cigar and lighter, and lights the cigar]

Luigi: Eh, what the helI, I respect people.

[BAM! BAM! BAM!]

Mario: Huh?

Luigi: Ah jeez.

[Luigi puts the cigar in the ashtray and walks over to the door]

Luigi: [deep sigh and opens the door] what is it?

Toad: Heeey bro.

Luigi: Toad? What the fuck is it?

Toad: No need for profanity, Luigi.

Luigi: What is it?

Toad: We were wondering…

Luigi: We?

Toad: The gang.

[He shows the rest of the gang with suitcases and/or backpacks]

Luigi: …Shit

[Everybody ran in trampling Luigi]

Mario: My gosh!

Luigi: Ow.

Mario: I’ll get the spare mattresses.

[Luigi gets up and walks to DK]

Luigi: Ummm…… care to explain what the hell is this?

DK: You didn’t say a time so we came here to be safe. [Smiles widely]

Yoshi: You can thank Daisy for this.

[Daisy smiles nervously]

Luigi: [groans] It’s gonna be a looong night.

Bowser: Calm down, Luigi! At least we wouldn’t want to waste any more of Lorenzo’s gas money.

Luigi: For your information, Lorenzo is coming from Toronto! Search it up.

[Bowser pulls out his iPhone]

Bowser: Let’s see Toronto to Brooklyn [mumbles, suddenly his eyes bug out] HOLY CRAP!

[Everybody looks over]

Bowser: It’s gonna take about 8 hours!

Peach: Jeez Louise!

Mario: He’s gonna have a longer night, eh Luigi?

Luigi: [chuckles weakly]

So that’s chapter one of my fanfic, hope you enjoyed my work! And a big thank you to N64 Chick on fanfiction.net for inspiring me. Leave a comment and/or a question for me below. Also, no requests to put in my fanfic unless I’m desperate, which is unlikely. Thanks from Lonnie!

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