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THE ENDING WHEN KAREN FLIPS HER SKIRT AND SAYS WORK GAVE ME CHILLS

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things some of my favourite musicals have taught me

-how to make an omelette -a basic understanding of the history of america -a basic understanding of the history of america from a mormon’s perspective -in order to be successful, you don’t need to have brains or knowledge, just popular -Spanish -how to kill someone and make it look like a suicide -how many minutes there are in a year -how to tell if someone is gay or European -it’s really easy to fake emails -don’t sell drugs kids, even if you have the hots for the person you’re selling them to -always be aware of autocorrect -how to break in a glove -nice is different than good -everyone’s a little bit racist sometimes -it’s too late to screw at 4am -revolutions likely end in death -almost all bankers, bums and barbers know how to read -‘pop’ is a suitable synonym for the verb ‘chew’ -how many people resided in newfoundland before 9/11 -how many people were redirected to newfoundland after 9/11 (might add more as time goes on)

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Do I Want Anthony Ramos to Date Jasmine Cephas Jones or Me: A Novel By Me

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Hamilton Act II

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Look at this if you’re feeling sad.

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mutual i’ve never talked to in my life: *reblogs my post* 

 me: ?? best friends???? forever??

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reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

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this is the money-lin of wealth and luxury. reblog for endless cash and bitches

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Eliza and Angelica: take a break and get away!

Alex: no

Alex 2 minutes later: you've never seen a bastard orphan more in need of a break

Eliza and Angelica, somewhere upstate: wELL FUCK YOU

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laurens: me, i died for him

washington: me,i trusted him

eliza, angelica, maria: me, i loved him

laurens: ok but did you die for him?

eliza:

angelica:

maria:

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HOLY FRECKLES IM ON THE FLOOR

yep i’m still obsessing over hamilton, drawn in PS

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i would just like to say that i love eliza schuyler and that i hope the first thing she did to alexander hamilton when she died and went to the afterlife was punch him in the face for being stupid

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Pippa Soo’s smile reblog if you agree

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person: bintch yuo cant rap

me: inhale- IM TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS 

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daveed diggs + how are you real