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“That’s it, you’re gonna die at 3pm. “ Ram pushed JD into the wall “you better watch that god damn mouth of yours”

“Oh, a contortionist? How impressive. I’m sure he, unlike you, has some interesting stories to share.”

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“Watch it Jackass, that was my uncle’s cousin’s best friend’s name and he was one of the greatest male contortionists of all time.”

“I’m too lazy to kick your ass right now but if I wasn’t you’d be done.”

“Like the sheep?”

“How… unique.”

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“Biggest fun you’ve had in a long time...”

“Right, fun. I’m sure you have some big fun planned,”

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“Shocking that you don’t know who I am already, the name is Ram. “

“At least that means it’s a classic sort of name. What’s yours, anyways?”

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“You guessed right, you mind helping me out with that? I promise I’ll make it fun for the both of us”

“Yes and, let me guess, someone didn’t do it?”

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“Damn it, we had something due today didn’t we?”

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“Of course not sweet pea. Don’t worry about it, math is stupid.” Ram put his arm around Heather and smiled “ No one can say no to your cute face”

“So I failed my first Math test,” she stated, her voice as level and as nonchalant as if she were discussing the weather. “The year is young. Besides, it’s not like they can fail me again, right?…right?”

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“C’mon dude, we have to throw a party this year. If it makes you feel any better I won’t bring strippers in like last time. Shit, we have to lave a legacy, we need to be Westerburg legends.”

“Shit man, we’re seniors now man. We’re too old for that kind of shit.”

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“Yeah, any girl. I have my ways.”

“Jason Dean, pshhh that sounds like a grandpa type name” Ram wasn’t used to not getting a reaction from anyone but the Heathers, even then they would at least shoo him away with a clever comeback. He wasn’t sure what to it was about this kid but Jason Dean needed to get his ass kicked. The kid was too much of a smart mouth.

“Any girl, huh? How impressive.”

“The new kid, as always. Jason Dean. I’d say it’s a pleasure, but…”

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Follow Ram

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Ram made eye contact with the girl, he realized he scared her but didn’t care enough to be nice about it “ No,I’m not talking to you. Now quit looking at me and mind your damn business!”

He couldn’t possibly have been talking to her; she didn’t say anything. “—What?”

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“So, not important then. Problem solved.”

“Something about yearbook, or scrapbook, or rulebook. It’s been like this for four years.”

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“Yeah, I got a football scholarship for college and I can get any girl I want so yeah, I do. who the fuck are you anyway freak?”

“Considering my transcript has about fifty ‘incompletes’, I wouldn’t know.”

“You seem to have it all figured out, though, don’t you?”

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“ Keep your mouth shut or I make something up that will completely ruin your life and then finish off with kicking your ass”

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“Hey there sexy little thing...”

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“ Shit, do you think I know? “

“God, the morning announcements just keep getting more and more garbled. The hell’d they just say?”

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“What kind of person takes attention to that? I bet you think you’re real smart right?” 

Ram noticed that this kid was actually right but of course he wasn’t going to say anything about it. Who the hell is this kid anyway? “Fucking weirdo”

“What the hell kind of school labels the rooms three different ways in the same hall?”