Quite Literally!
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movies tend to glorify
being an outsider.
they make it seem interesting,
like another layer of defense
to peel back- a guard.
but being a loner
is the worst.
all you want
is to be wanted,
but nobody notices
if you’re even there.
j.e.b. ((i’ve always been the odd man out, never quite fitting in.))
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when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
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I'm pretty sure some teachers missed the memo about actually having to teach and not just supervise
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The amount of flies that are in my house when the windows are open would make someone think I was breeding them... damn the uk and our no a/c
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me as detective
me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost…..
police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with
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I DON’T WANNA STUDY
BUT I ALSO DON’T WANNA FAIL
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I was vegan for a while up until recently. Then I started eating people. Only free-range, of course, which is humane. I gave them a little space, didn’t terrorize them (too much), then slit their throats.
Chris Hannah, lead singer of Propagandhi,
2/12/09 - Highline Ballroom (via vegantruth)
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Aaaaaw
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I love the wedding dress that's a crop top and a skirt it's so cool
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DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE
there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute
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