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your-local-darklord · 9 months
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Sex update?
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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My goals to 2023:
Make more friends !!!!
Learn how to bake more stuff ~ ^°^
World domination =)
Clean narinder's fur off the church's drapery
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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leader! Someone took a shit And ate it I saw it but I don’t know who it was!
let's wait and see
They will most likely get sic
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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Unfortunately, narinder already took that role–
Yeah, sure! Farming it is!
I want to join the cult, In return I want to Have an role in your cult
Of course, what role do you wish to perform?
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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happy new year!!!
Hope you had a great end of year and a good new one.
Let's do our best to survive another year!!
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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The urge to buy the fake verification mark is big
But my wallet is not
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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"The white crown bearer looks like you but with sharp teeth and wolf's paws. He said he's a "lamb wolf hybrid," and " the beast is her elder brother who is cursed." The pregnant mouse pointed out. "I think he called the curse, "blood fallen""
That's unfortunate. To receive such a fate...
Thank you for telling me, miss
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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Alright gathering resources sounds like my type of thing.
-Dark
You can choose if you wish to go into missions, in witch you will receive some training, or work in the mine or chop wood.
Afterwards I will give you a tour around the village so that you can familiarize with this place and your fellow cult members
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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*The small salamander turns to the Lamb and starts slowly shuffling towards you lantern and knife 1st.*
Oh, no need for help then? If I where you, I would out the knife down. It really gives the wrong impression, you know?
*the lamb waits for the salamander to get closer, ready to attack if needed*
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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"Yes, me and my baby are fine. If it weren't for you and that white crown bearer, I can only imagine what would have happened to us." The pregnant mouse said before she grabs her belly and grunts. "I think I better find a place to rest before.... they appear."
You can stay in a vacant cabin in my village if you so wish.
In our way... Could you tell me more about this "white crown bearer"?
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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Alright... Fair enough.
What are the requirements to join? - Dark
Oh, not much.
You just need to contribute to the cult in some way.
May it be praying, gardening, refining or gathering materials. You can choose which one suits you best
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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hey you im benjamin a lost child i need a home
Hello little one.
You have no home to return to?
If you do not or you need a safe place until you are able to, you can stay in my village.
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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*randomlly pulls out cat nip*
Oh great leader do you know what this is?
- Dark
Oh, I am aware of this.
It's a herb that makes cats feel fuzzy, like the mushroom we sometimes harvest.
They have no control whatsoever when near it, so I woul advise you to hide it
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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*A normal day was just going by when a follower went over to the lamb* Follower: Uh great leader theres a weird creature... *A salamander like creature with green skin wearing brown robes and wielding a knife and lantern just is observing the area curiously *
That... Is unusual.
Do not worry, I'm sure they are harmless.
*the lamb slowly aproches the salamander*
Hello, do you need assistance by any means?
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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Uh hello sorry to bother but do you know where the closest shelter is there's this spider trying to kill me - Phil the fox
Oh, you can stay in my village if you wish,if you do, you will be safe there and the spider will stop following you for a while.
Helob tends to catch more than what he can chew after all~
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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(Azul has started dissenting!)
*the lamb try snatching the crown before anything can happen*
Azul! I told you to be careful!
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your-local-darklord · 2 years
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*catches a bird in front of lamb and narinder*
Now i gain your power
*proceed to eat bird whole then grow wing out their back*
YES
*flys away to the top of their house*
*points at follower while looking at narinder*
What has that?
Narinder: I have NO ideia
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