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Lil Wayne here!!

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You know those posts about one of Bruce’s kids getting kidnapped and him having no idea which kid they have based on the vague descriptions he’s given? Well now I can’t only imagine Bruce getting the dreaded call and immediately pulling out a guess who board filled entirely with his kids. Like

kidnapper: we have one of your children

Bruce: I have so many of those you need to be more specific

kidnapper: the loud and annoying one

Bruce, flipping down Cass and Duke: that does not help as much as you think it does

kidnapper: well he has black hair?

Bruce, flips down Steph: keep going

kidnapper: uhhhh? He’s short?

Bruce, flips down Dick and Jason leaving Tim and Damian: more specific

kidnapper: he’s been condescending and judgmental since we got him

Bruce: yeah they both tend to do that

kidnapper: he keeps throwing around words I don’t understand

Bruce, realizing that Damian and Tim are significantly more similar than he thought: uhh more specific?

kidnapper: more?? look just wore us the mon— WHERE’D HE HIDE A KATANA???

Bruce: ah you have Damian

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Headcanon that Jason goes to his grave to relax and absolutely scares the shit out of people

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Dick: approaching Jason's headstone with flowers, and teary eyes "Hey Little Wing... I know we argued yesterday, and I—I just needed to come here like I used to. Sometimes I forget you're actually back."

The ground shifts slightly beneath him. Dick freezes.

Jason: casually pushing open his coffin lid and sitting up with bed hair and a stifled yawn "Could you keep it down? Some of us are trying to rest in peace here."

Dick: jumps backward, tripping over a nearby headstone and falling flat on his back. His scream echoes through the cemetery. "HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE ACTUAL—" clutches his chest "JASON?!"

Jason: stretching "Who were you expecting? The Joker?"

Dick: scrambling to his feet, voice cracking "WHY WERE YOU IN YOUR GRAVE?!"

Jason: climbing out and brushing dirt off his jacket "It's the only place in this godforsaken city where I can get some peace and quiet. Alfred's always cleaning at the manor, Tim's typing is incessant, and Damian—" shudders dramatically, "—exists loudly." gestures to the coffin "Memory foam. Added it last month."

Dick: still hyperventilating "That's... that's the most morbid thing I've ever heard."

Jason: shrugging "Says the guy who talks to my headstone when I'm not dead."

Dick: after a long pause "...Does Alfred know about this?"

Jason: "Who do you think brings me sandwiches?"

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ghost adventures core

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I'd eat ur art but it looks like a lot of people have already gotten a bite... is there any leftovers? (btw I love your art and style!)

thank you^^! happy to hear<3

here are some leftover sketches of Dick and Jason I never posted lamo

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In a universe where Damian was raised by Bruce since birth and never was told his siblings were adopted

Damian, age 12 helping unpacking things at Dicks new apartment: whos that?

Dick: Who?

Damian: That guy in the photo with you

Dick:

Dick: you mean- my dad? I never showed my parents to you?

Damian: there is no way thats our dad

Dick: our? Damian you- you know I’m adopted right?

Damian:

Dick:

Dick: we are all adopted, Damian.

Damian:

Damian: Even Cass?

Dick: you were there at her adoption.

Damian: I’m twelve! Probably didn’t payed attention to it.

Dick: you never asked yourself why do we don’t call Bruce ‘dad’?

Damian: I thought it was some petty teenager thing!

Dick: I’M 26!

Damian:

Damian: is Tim adopted?

Dick: yes?

Damian: knew it.

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you know a fic is good when your hands start shaking out of sheer emotion when ur reading it

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BATBROS PHOTOCARDS 🦇

Here’s the designs for the photocards that are gonna be in my shop!

I decided to give them an idol vibe, since- yk they’re actual celebrities even in their civilian identities (jason not exactly but that’s irrelevant)

Anyways preorders opening soon!

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juvenile kryptonians are quite viscious!!! be careful around them!

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Oh good

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Dropping this here and Run 🏃‍♀️💨💨

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𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐦 𝐀𝐔 + 𝐀𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐅

Just playing around with some stuff. Everything is mostly the same but a little bit different (ˊ˘ˋ*)

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐅

A strange man gives you a small black bird and walks away. You decided to keep it as a pet... Unbeknownst to you, that man had passed a curse onto you.

At nightfall, the black bird crawls into your open mouth and makes its home within you; tainting your soul with malice and an insatiable hunger for human flesh.

NOTE: the TF keeps the PC looking mostly human. Irl there's no way knowing if someone's really an aswang unless you actually caught them in the act. In some cases, even holy artifacts and sacraments have no effect on them.

Abilities:

▸ You gain the ability to shape-shift into any animal you please, making your pursuit much easier and stealthier. +++ Stealth

▸ You gain some sort of demonic power.

▸ You can now jinx people without laying a finger on them or using spells. (Tinadtad si Whitney ng malas eh 💀)

Objectives:

▸ Try to live your life like normal. At night, the black bird inside you awakens and hungers for human flesh... you'll have to feed it somehow...

▸ Pass the black bird to someone to get rid of the curse. (Optional)

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the way i actually struggle with side parts, I love Robin but he gives me SO MUCH PAIN so this was me mainly trying to figure out how his hair worked AND THEN BOOM. KYLAR SPAWNED IN (im giving him deeper eyebags next time <3) 💀

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One day, he'll learn to stay calm in the company of his baby girl...

But not today.

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real homies respect trans people! /gen