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The Torchwood gang are poking around old files for whatever reason and stumble across some photos of Jack in a nazi uniform. This is at the point where they're still pretty in the dark about his background and a little suspicious of him so they're like huh there's no way he was a nazi right?? And then they're like no no there's no way. He must have been on an undercover mission or something.

So they look up what he was doing during the war and find that he actually stopped working for Torchwood, vanished for several years, and then came back like nothing happened, which is NOT how Torchwood usually records undercover missions.

Serious friction in the group as they split into camp 'there's no way Jack was ever a nazi' (Gwen, Ianto), camp 'i think we should be open to the possibility that Jack was a nazi' (Tosh) and camp 'let's just beat him up and have done with it' (Owen)

Eventually they confront Jack with the pictures and he's like yeah I took a sabbatical during WWII to avoid a time paradox. Those photos are from when I was in a gay musical about Hitler in the sixties. And they're like what?? And he's like I was in a GAY MUSICAL about HITLER in the SIXTIES. What's not clicking.

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I always forget Gary Beach coming out in that bombshell dress in The Producers was a sort of a joke because I got so horny I didn’t even register what dialogue was happening until the musical number started

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SPACEBALLS 2: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY

Director: Mel Brooks Year: 2027

"After 40 years we asked, what do the fans want?... but instead we're making this movie!" - Mel Brooks

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Dan and Phil producers au but instead of trying to make the worst play ever created they make tatinof and Uma Thurman is still there

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11. 2 rats as the Usherettes

12. Uncle Deadly as Mr. Marks

13. I lied, the showgirls in "I Wanna be a Producer" are also human

14. Crazy Harry as the Rejected Showgirl

15. Sam the Eagle as Jack Lapidus (A Wand'ring Minstrel I)

16. Rizzo the rat as Donald Dinsmore (The Little Wooden Boy)

17. Scooter as Jason Green (Haben Sie Gahort das Deutsche Band? stopped by Franz)

18.  Statler and Waldorf as 2 audience members watching "Springtime"

I think the joke here is that they don't heckle like they usually do because they genuinely enjoyed it

They can also be seen leaving "Funny Boy" at the top of the show and singing the opening number

19. Rowlf as Rolf and the pianist at auditions

20. a muppet that looks suspiciously like Mel Brooks as "Don't be stupid, be a smarty"

21. Link Hogthrob as Seargent O'Brian (The Police Officer who arrests Max)

22. The Swedish Chef as the Judge at the end

Dear Disney,

Make the muppets sing “Keep it Gay” from the Producers since the majority of them are LGBTQ+ anyway

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6. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Roger Debris

7. Beaker as Carmen Ghia

8. The Electric Mayhem as Rogers Team

Dr. Teeth as Brian (set designer)

Floyd Pepper as Kevin (costume designer)

Animal as Scott (choreographer)

Janice as Shirley (lighting designer)

Zoot and Lips are also there, likely entering at the end of "Keep it Gay" for the Conga

9. Camilla the Chicken as Hold-Me-Touch-Me

10. Chicken Ensemble as the Little Old Ladies

more ensemble casting coming soon (once I figure out how to add more than 10 images on a post so this isn't a thread of like 5 reblogs)

Dear Disney,

Make the muppets sing “Keep it Gay” from the Producers since the majority of them are LGBTQ+ anyway

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I'm just scrolling through The Producers tag and this inspired me to cast a Muppets: The Producers

I will not be elaborating my casting decisions you're just gonna have to trust me

1. Nathan Lane as the only Human, Max Bialystock

2. Kermit as Leo Bloom

3. Miss Piggy as Ulla (of course)

4. Gonzo as Franz Liebkind

5. Fozzie as The Stormtrooper

I've run out of room for images so stay tuned for Roger, Carmen and featured ensemble casting!

Dear Disney,

Make the muppets sing “Keep it Gay” from the Producers since the majority of them are LGBTQ+ anyway

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transman leo is real guys!!!!! t4t ulleo..

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!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Pride Month to Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom

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okay official Scooby tiktok i'll give you this one

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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hello beloveds ☺️

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Would love to see them on an excellent adventure

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guys. please

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everyone say thank you to black trans women and black trans men

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”