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so that og posts about my “I can’t die” o5 council au got 6 likes (mama I’m famous) so here it is.

Okay so basically it’s an au where the events of ouroboros.. never happened I guess. The o5 council live out their immortal lives, but because immortality sucks, things go horribly wrong.

At first being immortal was cool and all until all of their coworkers and employees started dying.

Aaron just goes into a deep dark depression.

Sophia suppresses and hides her own feelings so that she can be there for the council (especially for Aaron and Hyun-ki)

Hyun-ki regresses back into a child like mind state and stops talking completely.

Jean tried filling their immortal meaningless life with men, love, relationship and sex. They got with anyone and everyone in the politics game who was available. But during that time he was taken advantage of multiple times.

Mortimer is in complete denial about everything.

Rufus drowns in regret of ever joining the foundation in the first place, believing he was better off dying in the battlefield of the civil war.

Valerie started hating humanity and her mission to protect it.

Baron stopped being scared and paranoid of everything but instead became paranoid of what happens after death and if hell awaited them.

Donna started hoarding everything she could, hoping that it would be the object that would not rot away like the rest, hoping it can be the one she calls hers forever.

Diane learned what it meant to have sympathy for others and started feeling guilty about all of the people she hurt. She took that anger out on herself in the form of self harm.

Sam’s identity crisis has only gotten worse.

Omar became obsessed with predicting every bit of their future, including what will happen when the universe eventually dies and they all are forced to just float through the vacuum of space. He’s also grown scared of the future but their future is like a train wreck he can’t look away.

And Felix has became completely apathetic and stoic towards everything despite internally screaming.

They also grow incredibly attached to one another as they literally only have each other.

The foundation collapsed 1000s of years ago after being put on trial for their crimes against humanity (the horrific things they do to d class and anomalies). They spent a while on the run from governments wanting them arrested and executed and the GOC who had reasonable suspicion that they are immortal and wanted them dead. But ultimately that never happened.

Humanity eventually wiped itself out in a series of nuclear wars, leaving only the council behind.

They now spend their days together in an abandoned nuclear bunker which used to be an airport with no food and they get their water from harvesting ice. Also no heating. Because of the nuclear war the earth in a state of nuclear winter.

The reason why they haven’t called the deal quit is because no matter how torturous their immortal lives are, after centuries if not millennia of working with anomalies has given them all an intense fear of dying. They are worried they will go to hell or there is truly absolutely nothing after death. So they rather live in some freezing cold bunker starving to death than actually call up death and break the deal.

So yeah basically a very sad council :(. Idk please show them some love.

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yo

so remember when I through out that suggestion of telling yall about my “i can’t die” o5 council au. yeah do you guys actually want a post about it?

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i switched up The Kid and The Other thought it was more fitting

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i got you bbg :D

Are there any O5 council enjoyers alive/somewhat active

Genuinely wanna rant abt them with someone :^ (TWIE or not, anything fits)

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i got nothing funny to say

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pt. 3 of my shitty “the o5 council get reborn as meow meow cats” story

btw I want to mention that Calvin in this story actually refused to become o5-1 (idc if it defeats the entire purpose of an ouroboros story I want Calvin and Adam to have a happy ending) and it marked the end of the foundation. The council get reborn a couple of months after Calvin kills Aaron.

But when they saw who they attracted, their feline eyes widen.

It was Calvin Lucien, the man who killed them.

Calvin had just came back from the hospital. After The Kid shot Adam in the back, he had fallen into a coma. He wished he could’ve done more for Adam. He truly loved him as well, but he waited too long. What if he never wakes up? What if he goes the way of Olivia and Anthony. He doesn’t want him to die. He still has so many words to say to him, so many things to do with him, so many…

Calvin heard a mewl. He looked down to see a soggy cardboard box, filled with tiny baby kittens. All of the woe left his face, replaced with a sense of giddiness.

“Aww! Little kitty cats!”

He spoke to them in a demeaning baby voice, the kind use to talk to your pet. He picked up the box, inspecting the cats inside.

The council, who’s last thing they wanted is for Calvin to show up, start mewling and hissing at him, but he won’t fuck off. To him, they are just regular cats who someone must’ve abandoned in the rain.

“Oh you poor little things! Who left you here?!”

Calvin pulled the box towards his chest, carrying it with one arm and using his free hand to hold the umbrella. The council continue to hiss. In their eyes they had just died to this man and now he’s cooing at them. Calvin tries patting each of them, but they swatted, hissed and growled. Valerie, a Siamese, even tried to bite Calvin. Calvin yanked his arm back.

“Ooo, feisty kitten!”

Calvin started walking. Where was he going?

He walked to his car and placed the kittens in the passenger seat. Some were still growling, others were starting to get upset. Rufus tried climbing out of the box, but Calvin put him right back in.

“I’ll take you all home with me! I’ll give you something nice to eat and a place to sleep!”

Calvin drove off. Aaron, Sophia, Hyun-ki, Jean, Mortimer, Rufus, Valerie, Baron, Donna, Diane, Sam, Omar and Felix could do nothing, for they are now Calvin’s pets.

(Calvin is a huge cat person)

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Something I made at like 1am while chatting with a friend.

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hey yall sorry if my “o5 council got turned into kitty kat” story posts are inconsistent got a lot of tests going on. But i can share an o5 council au if you like. Its called “I cant die”. Idk maybe if this post gets enough likes ill make a post about it

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if you’re an o5 council (specifically ouroboros) enjoyer, please message me I’m lonely ToT

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so uhh part 2 of that story I’m writing (more shitty writing btw)

Aaron woke up again, this time the pain in his stomach gone, replaced by a feeling of … fluffiness? He looks down to see that where his hands should be are now small paws. He couldn’t stand up on his two legs anymore.

Frederick had turned him into a kitten. A small, fluffy, Singapura kitten.

He looked around to see the rest of the council, all transformed into these tiny fuzzy felines. Aaron tried to say something, but only a small mewl came out. Thankfully they could at least understand each other.

They meowed at each other, confused and disoriented. The heavy rain soaked their soft fur. A bolt of lightning lit up the sky, scaring Baron, who curled up into a ball. Poor Baron seems to get scared of everything and even now as a tonkinese kitten, that fact hasn’t changed.

Hours went by. The council huddle together, trying to find warmth within each other. Everything happened so quickly. They just died and now they are here, cold, starving and wet kittens. Jean peaks his small head above the box. He then mewled in excitement and relief

Jean - “GUYS! SOMEONES PASSING BY!”

All of their ears perk up. They look to see that a man is walking by, his head hung low and carrying an umbrella. They all start to meow to get his attention. It seems to be working, the man turning his head and walking back towards them. The council mewl louder, they can’t let him out of their crosshairs now.

But when they saw who they attracted, their feline eyes widen.

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Bro where all my o5 council enjoyers at ToT

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so I’m new to this app and apparently everyone is posting stories so here’s something I cooked up (pt. 1 btw plus shit writing

Aaron woke up with a stabbing pain in his abdomen. Where was he? The last thing he remembered was dying, pinned against the wall by The Spear of The Non Believer as his office collapsed around him. The wound is still fresh, bleeding everywhere. Did he die? Was this the afterlife?

Next to him he could see … Sophia. “Sophia!”, he cried. He was so sure that he lost her. But no. She’s here. With them. In fact, he can see the rest of the council, all slowly waking up in pain. Valerie was in the most horrifying state, with half her face burnt off. He swore he could see her skull under her charred flesh.

He rushed to help Sophia, feeling tears form in his eyes. “I-I thought I lost you forever…”, he sobbed. Sophia smiled and caressed his cheek, still in pain, her necked marked by the noose she hung herself from. She let Aaron rest on her shoulder as he cried himself a river of relief, pain and loss.

“I must say I’m disappointed in you lot”, a voice boomed through the black void. They snap their heads towards the sound and their eyes widen. Rufus exclaimed: “N-no… not you! Damn you!”

It was The Administrator.

“Yes Mr. King, it’s me”, he confirmed: “I can’t believe you let yourself die to that mortal man. You all are gods , gods amongst ants!!! And somehow, SOMEHOW, you have all DIED to a mortal man’s hands!! Shame on all of you!”

The o5 council flinched, they never heard him yell so loud. They were scared, truly utterly terrified. The Administrator meanwhile pinched the bridge of his nose. He found them all absolutely pathetic and he’s decided that their forms should fit that.

Omar - “So what is this place… a-are we dead…?” Frederick - “Yes and no.” Sam - “The fuck does that mean you bastard?!” Frederick - “You’ll see.” Diane - “What the hell do you have in store for us you motherfucking piece of shit?!” Frederick - “We will meet again, my council.”

Frederick then pulled out a tranquilizer and shot Felix in the chest, right next to the bullet hole. He stumbled around, cursed The Administrator, before passing out. The other dozen councilmen made a dash for it, but one by one, each and everyone of them was caught and shot by Williams.

The next few … god knows how long were all a blur. They remember being put into a box and that’s about it.

Aaron woke up again, this time the pain in his stomach gone, replaced by a feeling of … fluffiness?

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i dont have anything funny to say

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i hope i have them all (i do)

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the reason why they are in court

James Aaron Siegel: being a twink

Jesu Sophia Light: picking flowers

Hyun-ki: hacking the government

Jean Michael Ebrahimi: rizzing up several police officers

Mortimer Joseph Denning von Kronecker: handling a salmon under suspicious circumstances

Rufus Seward King: illegal possession of guns, pop tarts and nuclear launch codes

Valerie Quinn St. John: 2197 counts of 1st degree murder

Baron Alfred Hoadley: breaking out of mental hospital

Donna Whetu Taylor: being too silly

Diane Carol Walters: kidnapping and torture

Samantha “Sam” Katrine Biel: 8 billion counts of identity theft

Omar Christen Ulawe: tax evasion, tax fraud, failure to pay taxes, tax everything

Felix Alexander Carter: pissing off Death

(im not funny im so sorry)

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the o5 council cant fucking cook lets laugh at them in the replies

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they probably yelling about Dr. Bright or some shit