yournewfriendshouse
yournewfriendshouse
YOUR NEW FRIEND
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late thirties . small time artist & baker . if you look like a bot I will block you . there be much vulgarity and nudity on this blog, lads…but also cute animals, so…
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yournewfriendshouse · 24 minutes ago
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yournewfriendshouse · 3 hours ago
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Ricardo Martínez (Mexican, 1918–2009) - Mujer con vaso, oil on canvas, 85.10 x 114.90 cm (1977)
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yournewfriendshouse · 4 hours ago
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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.
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yournewfriendshouse · 22 hours ago
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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yournewfriendshouse · 22 hours ago
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once you remember that you are not in fact catholic and do not actually have to confess your sins all the time things will get better for you. kill the part of you that wants to go into some strangers inbox and tell them why you don’t listen to rap.
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yournewfriendshouse · 22 hours ago
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yournewfriendshouse · 1 day ago
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TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
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yournewfriendshouse · 1 day ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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yournewfriendshouse · 1 day ago
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Theres a burger king in the same parking lot so he thinks I have food ;;
Im sorry dinosaur
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yournewfriendshouse · 1 day ago
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“Memory and Delusion” by Shirley Jackson
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yournewfriendshouse · 1 day ago
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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica
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yournewfriendshouse · 1 day ago
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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yournewfriendshouse · 1 day ago
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i don't really think there's this epidemic of LSN disabled people who want caregivers but don't actually need them and are stealing all the resources. like. do you think most people want someone in my house baby-talking me through dressing myself, and putting my meds bottles back where i can't find them, and undercooking my meals? if i could do my food prep for myself, and was consistent in dressing myself and changing my bedding, don't you think i'd want to do that? i'm autistic. i have extremely specific standards for how i want my house to go, and if my living room rug is slightly moved i have a meltdown. i think any "lazy faker" who manages to grift their way into having a caregiver come to their house to do anything beyond what a hired housecleaner would do is in for a rude fucking awakening and will cancel their contract as soon as they're able. which, ironically, they might not be able to, because of how human services agencies work. and if you get yourself labeled a "vulnerable adult" they don't get their grip out of you very fast.
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yournewfriendshouse · 1 day ago
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Isn't it fucking insane that so many people think that IQs are real. Like people genuinely believe you are born with one set level of intelligence that can be measured on a scale from 1 to ~200. As if intelligence wasn't extremely nuanced and completely subjective. And the fact that the majority of scientists that have advocated for IQ tests in the past have been eugenicists doesn't seem to concern anyone either
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yournewfriendshouse · 1 day ago
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  Dakar, Senegal, 1966.
Photo by John Scofield, National Geographic
(National Geographic)
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yournewfriendshouse · 1 day ago
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when you can’t sleep all night but you’re reading so the hours wizz by.but then you have a phone appt first thing in the morning so you have to stay up and so…pain and suffering
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yournewfriendshouse · 1 day ago
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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