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So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.

These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.

Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them

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butch knight, butch knight, butch knight !!!

felt fitting as a first post

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Incomplete list of perfect protagonists:

Buffy Summers

Percy Jackson

Eleanor Shellstrop

Ava Silva

Max Caulfield

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I ain’t afraid of no goats.

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your only job on this earth is to be so intrinsically yourself that the right people gravitate toward you and the wrong people move out of your way

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[...] We took a lot of different types of pictures, and in the end, the picture of my ass looked better, than the picture of my face, so that’s what went on the cover.

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i hope this country burns to the ground

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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

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fandom is really cool actually sometimes you meet people that just fuckin rule and it's because you both want the same two fictional women to kiss on the mouth

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Yea so i just thrifted this

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can i [REMEMBERS THAT TALKING ABOUT KILLING MYSELF IS NOT GREAT. THE MIND KILLER. ETC] be killed with a hammer. By someone else

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they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

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mutuals come over and do this

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Suddenly remembered that one time I was coming home from the Ren Faire dressed as OOT Zelda, and we stopped off to eat at iHop, and there was a dad with two little girls there. And mentally i was like 'hohoho perhaps the girls will be excited to see A Princess, as I would have at that age' but what happened instead was the dad saw me and his eyes went REALLY wide and he gasped and said "PRINCESS ZELDA??????"

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i have way too many tattoo ideas and no money so im gonna start a tattoo collage to see if they all fit together to try and satiate the tattoo thirst

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this pride month i want everyone to consider the benefits of abolishing the sex binary