*reads shonen jump for romance*
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dogpile……
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I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂
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imagine a kid named sephiroth getting retroactive dignity
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I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour
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You are a power-hungry mage who slept with him. I'm a bard who once rubbed chamomile on his lovely bottom. We are not the same.
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Man: Hey French guy, how do you say yes? Oui. How do you say no? Non. How do you say maybe?
[Said with strong Southern accent]: Puh-tater.
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June loves hearing her name. (turn sound on for cute cat noise) (via ParametricEquation)
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Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks
Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police
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Dog does not understand
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*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians don’t try to insist that I’m straight”
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I AM AN EXCELLENT DM BUT I AM NOT A NICE ONE
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