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i think it's so so so great that beating someone up can actually injure and scar you. like from a symbolic perspective. every act of violence leaves a mark on you, chipping away at you with each blow until you're nothing but hard muscle and sharp edges. the hurt you visit on others shapes you in its image.
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in her DMs being mad cordial
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annoying thing about sex in the dark especially when you're topping is the fumbling around Tryna find the hole it makes me feel like an idiot ogre like "thog top. thog fuck boy hole." and the cute little boy I'm Tryna fuck is like "nope, not quite... a bit lower..." and thog gets embarassed that her cock can't instinctively sniff out the hole like a truffle hog. doubly so when it slips out but the cheeks feel so good that you start rutting mindlessly anyway without realising you're not even in like "thog like pussy, thog positively grunt, thog so close baby boy..." and then "babe... that's just my ass cheeks....." like ok guess thog kill self now
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue
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You guys really liked my last poll so
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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time
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what the fuck is rizz. tell me i鈥檓 the knife you twist inside yourself
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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
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#according to others they're large (enough so that when i took my shirt off so i could prevent hair from getting on my shirt when i cut it#my mother had to comment on the fact with a dramatically surprised and even shocked tone)#((had to remove my shirt because we dont have like a real cover lol my mom just cut it in the bathroom and then i showered it off))#but i've never thought so. i always thought they were like average. even below tbh#people would always be like awooga check out that broad holy smokes and i'd check out that broad and her tits would be like my size#and i wouldn't be impressed cuz like ain't that average wdym#ofc i was still like awooga holy smokes cuz i love booba#but i just never knew that what i had was considered large. maybe because i hide em usually (dysphoria is a curse upon the land)#anyways i'd rank em at a solid clown honk but nothing more#wow. boob rant is crazy
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