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guess who's writing His junho/inho/dead wife fic
#everyone say thank you horse for getting me off my ass to start it#allfatherly guidance#tw incest#<- like barely. it's what the fic is about but it's not really in that snippet.
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Hajoons stomach is so flat wtf he’s gonna have a stomach bulge whenever I thrust into him
it's like absurd how flat it is. my darling tomfoolery wasn't lying that ha joon's stomach really can concave it's so flat. like okay....... stomach bulge when someone's inside him and also shdbksrhbdd ummmmmm. someone should cum in him a bunch. yk how it is........
#just to even it out. he doesn't need to like look pregnant with it he just needs yk. so i can't see just his ribcage anymore.#it'd be really cool......... it'd be really cool if it was any or all of his older costars................#or sung hoon but ONLY if it's lesbian style#allfatherly guidance#answered prayers#wi horse joon#mary
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i would sell inho’s remaining kidney for whj to be in a video with lbh and lmj. i know they want to bring him and his doe eyes and hero worship around so what’s stopping them
LITERALLY like okay min jung bring in your bestie bring him in okay and byung hun if you could just stand there casually Perfect okay lovely Ha joon come in. and then ha joon enters and he bows and he waves and then he sees byung hun and he's like 😳😳😳😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 l l l l lee byung hun ?!??!?!?!?!!!! and byung hun's like Hello and ha joon's like 😍😍😍😍🫨🫨😵💫😵💫😵💫 woaw........ and min jung's like ok time for the show and ha joon's like 🫡🫡🫡🫡🏳️⚧️ YES MA'AM
#the trans flag was added by accident but yk what i'm keeping it. he can casually say trans rights.#allfatherly guidance#answered prayers#wi horse joon
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I need to press hajoon like a flower. put him in the book.
this is so real and true. i need to press him between layers and use him as a bookmark.
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i swear to god i'm gonna write my fanfiction even if it kills me
#can't do anything but think about fucking squid game man. can't think. can't eat. can't sleep.#i Need season three slayer. i Need hwang brothers reunion. i Need 3 hour noeulfficer messy situationship breakup sex scene.#i need. tbh i need that dead guy to just like show up again i miss him. hatsune mikuuuuuu.......... oooooo hatsune miku...................#allfatherly guidance
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what if instead of quan chi it was squan chi and it taught you how to be more chill
#i should actually write my fic but i'm busy staring at my dead tags. i just want someone to post some real cool things about junho man.#allfatherly guidance
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ahaha brooooo you have to check out how soft the skin on my inner thigh is this shit is crazy. no like just put your palm there and gentle caress with your thumb lmao it's like nuts you've gotta check this shit out. please.
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hear me out. junho and inho in the pink motel after everything's been worked out. sleeping next to each other. cuddling. inho has really cold hands so he's warming them against junho's skin. they're cuddling. guys please
#they didn't tell gihun what the relationship between them actually is he still thinks this is oh youngil btw#so when he sees this he makes the assumption that they were dating before youngil got married. giggles#he's like 'youngil wouldn't your wife be mad' and inho's like 'why would she be mad?' and gihun's like 'yk..... you and junho........'#'cuddling........ sleeping together............. you had your hands up his shirt....................'#and inho's like ' . okay so i can't even begin to tell you all the reasons you're wrong. junho and i aren't a thing. please'#yk how it is.#inho is horrified at the very idea. gihun is very awkward about the whole situation. inho almost kills gihun when he asks junho about it.#allfatherly guidance
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can wi ha joon just drop the sex tape already so i can stop thinking about him and diego luna and the number 12
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ahaha brooooo you have to check out how soft the skin on my inner thigh is this shit is crazy. no like just put your palm there and gentle caress with your thumb lmao it's like nuts you've gotta check this shit out. please.
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*raws u as a friend*
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can wi ha joon just drop the sex tape already so i can stop thinking about him and diego luna and the number 12
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au where everyone becomes their pfp go
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junho cuffing gihun's hands up while he rides him. junho leaning down to kiss him and the cuffs clinking as gihun desperately to pull his hands free so he can pull junho's face closer.
#in my mind he would so easily be able to keep his hands off of junho if he was told to but he can Not kiss him without holding his face#he's sooooo good for junho but he literally needs to hold him when they kiss. that's the one thing he cannot give up.#junho thinks it's so cute#allfatherly guidance#mary
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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.
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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.
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just me and my shit yaoi from a thing thats bad
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