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Journal Entry #1

That’s what this shit is, right? A blog site? Anyway I’m gonna start writing stuff to get a rational understanding of things in my head on paper. Or pixels. Whatever. You actually taking the time to read this is an undertaking in futility and I can’t be fuckered to care whether or not you actually do. So with plenty of further ado, here is my brain.

My life is in shambles. That’s mostly from neglect so I guess the only person I have to blame is myself. Regardless, shambles is a perfect description of the swirling vortex of chaos that I find myself in. I have no time management skills to speak of and even less personal hygeine. I’m so far removed from skin-care it might as well be called skin-abuse at this point. But despite my own inadequacies I’m gonna make an attempt to cultivate some sense of self-worth out of the travesty that I call my life.

Attempt #1 - Exercise. Been doing that shit. Got my resting heart rate down to about 50 BPM. That’s scary btw. My heart takes so long between beats that I think I’m dead every other second. But I’ve heard this is a good thing and I seem to be able to run 4+ miles on the reg now so whoopity fuckaloo I’m a runner, baby.

Attempt #2 - Diet. Fuck food. It’s too complicated. You are what you eat and I can’t stop shoveling dick inside me long enough to actually care. But at least I can log it. So I’m gonna do that. Go me.

Attempt #3 - Scheduling. Alright now fuck this shit right here. I can’t think 2 seconds ahead let alone a full day. How the squiggly tits am I supposed to think A WEEK ahead. Either way, I downloaded an app to help. Hate it already but I already hated scheduling so nothing’s really changed. The only thing I really need to focus on is taking time to do said shit. Could probably find some free time in between my heartbeats. Which is a long time now.

Attempt #4 - Lists should stop at 3. Listen, I’m gonna level with you… I wrote this line before I actually knew what I was gonna put here. I know the previously 3 attempts might make me seem like some overachieving douchebag (and you’re RIIIIIIIIIIGHT) but even I have limits. So let’s just all pretend I put something profound on this line and move on with our days.

Well that was painful. Also I slept like shit last night. Still reeling from time-traveling over the Pacific Ocean. Australia was fun but oof ow my jet lag. But that’s not why I slept like shit. I couldn’t sleep because Henry kept waking up to shoot liquid poopy out every 2 hours. He’s a good boy though and woke us up every time he needed to go outside. What a good boy. What a good poopy boy.

Much love. Stay woke. Poop well.

-Mark

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Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

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Transvestites Can Be Cannibles Too by Harley Poe

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Ok so I wanna start a chain

What’s the song stuck in your head right now XD

the song stuck in my head is: take me anywhere- Nathan sharp

@rogue-of-light-analyzed @rand0m-stufff @raven-clues @happysingingturtles or anyone else who wants to participate what the song stuck in your head right now?

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Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

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chillin on a Saturday night

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*whisper* bisexual girls who have a preference for guys are just as valid as those who have a preference for girls or no preference at all. pass it on

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gotta clean all these goldfish crumbs off my bed fuck one sec

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I had too….😂

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I've nyevew been much fow smoking, but taking a buwwet to youw chest wiww make you a wot wess wowwied about the swow deaths of the wowwd. Wong stowy showt: I took a job I shouwdn't have. They say the pwetty onyes wiww awways get you kiwwed. But he was so damn handsome i couwdn't wesist. I was a fwog in a swow pot of boiwing watew, ow the fiwst cwown to get into the cwown caw. You don't knyow to get out untiw it's too wate. Onye thing wed to anyothew and I found mysewf swowdancing with the deviw in the moonwight. Except instead of weaving woom fow Jesus, he weft woom fow a 357 magnyum. I won't bowe you with the detaiws, so I'ww cut wight to the quick: a wot of peopwe died because of this man. Wiwwiam J. Bawnyum, a.k.a. The Cowonyew.Just wike the cwown at my baw mitzvah, I knyew he was twoubwe fwom the moment i waid eyes on him. And just wike Bozo the Magnyificent, a wot of peopwe died when he wawked into my wife. I've been chasing him down evew since. We wewe wike two nyaked men wunnying on the same tweadmiww. Uncomfowtabwy cwose, but awways just a step behind. But nyo onye can wun fowevew. Especiawwy nyot with 200 pounds of sweaty detective bweathing down youw nyeck. It hasn't been easy though. I can't count how many countwies I've cownyewed him in. couwdn't teww you how many times I've had him in my big, stwong hands. Evewy time I think i've got him fow good, he somehow manyages to swip away. But he's wunnying out of howes to hide in. I mean that witewawwy, metaphowicawwy, and euphemisticawwy. It doesn't mattew how cwafty you think you awe... If you've been on the wun fow yeaws, and yeaws... Eventuawwy... you'we gonnya make a mistake. Wowd of advice: if you'we wunnying away fwom youw pwobwems, nyevew become too attached to anything. Famiwies, wuvws, bwiefcases on top of youw caw. Some things awe best weft behind. The cowonyew's a swippewy onye. Shedding nyames as easiwy as a snyake sheds a few pounds befowe bikinyi season. He's gonye thwough pseudonym aftew pseudonym twying to cuvw his twacks. But he awways manyages to faww back into the same famiwiaw wowes: dwinking, fighting, fwiwting... dancing.

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Today, a member of our family, our dog Yoyo was shot 3 times and killed by a neighbor of ours. He was upset with her but in what way would that reason SHOOTING HER 3 TIMES AND KILLING HER. She wouldn’t hurt a fly so I highly doubt she hurt him or anyone. So in no way should she have been shot. I could stand reasoning behind getting upset with her and hurting her but for her to be taken away from us is cruel. This sweet girl didn’t deserve to die this way. She at least deserved to be buried properly and we can’t even do that because the asshole probably dumped her somewhere hoping we didn’t see the murder of this baby. But sir you were wrong and you should feel horrible. (at Louisiana)

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I dont think I can describe the fear this video gives me

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HDASFJHAVSDJH AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Max says hello

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W H E E Z I N G 😂😂😂

From: Try Not To Laugh Challenge #15

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The Book of Names lists each person murdered at Auschwitz

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Y'all…. this shit had me in TEARS 😂😂😂😂 His twitter is: CymereLasean

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I think Shadow likes the new crinkle bag that I got her.