ysheall

[ysheall]

I think often about how frogs are the closest things to slimes in the real world

[ysheall]

want to be a test subject. please. imagine being experimented on by some cute researchers. so nice

[ysheall]

can i go non-verbal and cling to your leg

[ysheall]

big fan of The Great Indoors

[ysheall]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[ysheall]

they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics

[ysheall]

bird girls. that’s the post. bird girls

[ysheall]

You guys think I'm joking about the experimentation kink, but I think if I ever found out that a partner WAS taking notes on me and what I liked somewhere- I would pass out from how horny that would make me

Oh- you have spreadsheets on my preferences like a fucking weirdo? My dude, this is exactly my brand of freak, our autistic asses shall be married in the morning

[ysheall]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[ysheall]

IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

[ysheall]

[ysheall]

gifts the trans person in your life will appreciate

Large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

pipeline punch monster

[ysheall]

"gambling addiction" is kind of like if people regularly opened pits with spikes at the bottom in public areas and made lots of money from people falling into the pit and so they started greasing the edges and putting these pits in every public space and lobbying to be allowed to install them in people's homes and when someone fell into the greased spike pit in their house they said "oh thats so tragic, they had an addiction to deadly spikes, we obviously support everyone having a safe and healthy responsible relationship with the greased spike pits we're building"

[ysheall]

i don’t need therapy i just need to go up like at least three cup sizes

[ysheall]

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

[ysheall]

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

[ysheall]

raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy