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personally, i’d move to tiktok if i didn’t have crippling self esteem issues.

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everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

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nothing makes me lose interest in a bollywood movie faster than finding out that the villain is a pakistani/muslim

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Him: yeah, suck that dick

Me, has authority issues: you boutta suck your own dick if you don’t shut up

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Morning, all!

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“Progressive” Muslim men want an outspoken, feminist, career oriented, intellectual and woke non hijabi woman, who they can eventually have the pleasure of taming.

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Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

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Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

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reblog if u a little problematic

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Me: hey

White sagittarius man:

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Me watching men breathe:

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Did you line simmba? I loved it

bold of you to assume I’d pay to see a Rohit Shetty movie

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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

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*girl is born* time to start preparing her for marriage

*boy turns 30* i know you are still a child but just pretend to get your life enough bit together so that other parents can give you their daughter she can take it from there you can go back being a baby nbd