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today’s random tlt revelation is that harrow’s last name is comprised of the latin words meaning “ninth” (nona) and “we carried” (gessimus). the spelling is slightly altered and for it to be grammatically correct “nona” would have to be in the accusative case but like. head in hands 200 dead children fr

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sir hect ...

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The locked tomb series if any of those people owned a vibrator

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AND ALL THIS DEVOTION WAS RUSHING OUT OF ME

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Campal isn't problematic because they're second cousins or Necro-Cav. It's problematic because Camilla is three months older

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Howdy, apologies. You tagged the post about Harrow reacting to Silas as #even cuntier in french (paraphrased). I'm out of Europe right now and can't find a French copy.

Would you be down to send that paragraph from the French edition? Merci merci.

Hi, of course! Sorry this took me a second to get ahold of. Here it is:

For non-French-reading followers, this translates roughly to:

"You will pardon me if I estimate that a bone magician has no counsel to offer me on the matter of spirits."

Compare to the original English here:

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to go with my pyrrha dve (sitting hotly and holding a rapier in the gayest of ways), here is Kiriona doing the same

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picturing griddlehark college/otherwise normal aus is so fucking funny. like. you meet this lesbian couple, right. one of them is on a full sports scholarship, she's big, beefy, a little lacking in social skills but obviously happy to try. she swears every other sentence, has a poster of megan fox in transformers in her bedroom like a 13 year old boy. she's got an anime girl phone background. she wears a black choker all the time which does NOT match her otherwise purely sun's-out-guns-out-paired-with-cargo-shorts type wardrobe.

the other one is a full head shorter than her and shaped like a stick, wears exclusively big, shapeless cardigans and skirts that reach her ankles, will not speak to anyone but the beefcake in full sentences if she can avoid it, and visibly has not slept in a week. the one time you convince her to speak, she ends up insulting you in the most unnecessarily graphic and specific terms you have ever heard, gives you a look which singlehandedly curdles every ounce of self-esteem you've ever possessed, and immediately returns her attention to studying.

one day, you finally work up the courage to ask how the fuck they met and why they're dating. they tell you that they both grew up in a small-town christian cult which the stick figure's parents actually led, beat the shit out of each other daily for their entire childhoods, and finally resolved their differences in their late teens and immediately ran away together. the stick figure twitches up a sleeve of her oversize black cardigan to reveal a bracelet made of the beefcake's baby teeth that she personally knocked out of her skull. the beefcake smiles at her like this is the height of romance. the only issue they will acknowledge in their relationship is that when she was little, the stick figure fell madly in love with a painting of the virgin mary and has never quite recovered. they've been married for 3 years. they are 20 years old.

also the beefcake wears the choker because the stick figure said "no" to dog collars in public.

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i didn't think my first locked tomb fanart would be of naberius tern, but i frankly can't stop thinking about . well. you know.

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Heirs to the Throne of Ida with their cav, always standing guard. Normal average run-of-the-mill royal things.

Naberius Tern is @/charcoalgreetings on tiktok

Ianthe Tridentarius is @/avocos on tiktok

Coronabeth Tridentarius is @skeleshancreative

Photo by @/invision_yyc on IG

I love my friends, I love this photoset, I love this fandom.

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and you're telling me the popular ship in the fandom is gideon/harrow and not gideon/dulcinea. that's what i'm given to understand. no one else is melting at gideon saying very genuinely "i don't want you to die". no one else is really really smitten with dulcinea and practically swoons when she talks

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Nona's birthday 🐩🐕🐕‍🦺

Commission for @bensavagae

commission info

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tlt tumblr: here’s a 52-page treatise on how john’s vision of his empire references the first and second crusades, cross-analyzed with the modern trend of liberal apathy and a layered examination of the complexities of a man from a colonized people becoming a colonizer. almost didn’t post it here because it feels too obvious haha

tlt reddit: can someone remind me who ‘cam’ is?

tlt twitter: guyssss i don’t know if i can finish these books 😭😭 i wanted nice lesbians in space but this relationship is lowkey toxic???

person in real life: hey man how’s it going

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sure hes the dad who stepped up, but did we want him too?

fathers day sequel to mothers day wake

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i miss her like a mf...🚬

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I revamped this for Pride month <3

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funny tshirt