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Zhengting: Justin, no!

Justin: what

Zhengting: sorry, force of habit. Chengcheng, no!

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Justin: *sneezes*

Zhengting: remember april 19th 2011 when I told you to bring a jaket.

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Zhengting: people claim they want to date me or be my best friend until they have to cheer me up at three in the morning cause I had a nightmare that hugs were illegal.

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this world belongs to nine percent and we're just living in it.

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every time zhengting posts a selfie a star is born 

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Justin: in shrek, how did the donkey and the dragon do it?

911: sir, this line is for-

Justin: cause my friend wanted- SHUT UP CHENGCHENG I'M ASKING HIM

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Zhengting: *smiles*

Xukun: *puts on sunglasses*

Xukun: I didn't know earth had two suns.

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╶ 　\\斯*˙˙·I'm so sick of this fake love 　　　　　　　　　　　　fake love fake love``┒ﻩ0 ╶

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Justin: my eyes change color based on my swag level. they are the darkest brown when my swag level is at maximum. I've never seen them change.

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Zhengting: did you eat all the donuts?

Justin: no.

Zhengting: don't lie, i can see the sugar powder on your pants.

Justin: that's cocaine.

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Zhengting: now stop fighting and help me do this crossword. I need a five letter word for disappointment.

Justin: Cheng.

Chengcheng: ...

Justin: It fits.

Chengcheng: so does Huang.

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Ziyi: do you want to tell me how you guys crashed the car?

Zhengting: well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Xukun couldn't see, so I shouted 'Xukun, deer!'

Xukun:

Zhengting: do you want to tell Ziyi what your response was?

Xukun, pouting: .......I said 'yes, baby?'

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Xukun: I wasn't that drunk last night!

Chengcheng: you where flirting with Zhengting last night.

Xukun: so? hi's my boyfriend.

Chengcheng: you asked him if he was single

Chengcheng: and cried when he said he wasn't.

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Zhengting: I love all members equally.

[letter that day]

interviewer: what do you think about Justin?

Zhengting: little annoying shit.

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i honestly feel sorry for those people who don't love zhengting like they're really missing out whole angel to stan and never be let down by

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sometimes i look at my otp and feel like: i wanna date both of you but what i really want more is both of you date each other and lemme watch.

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Zhengting: *makes Justin wash one more dish than Chencheng*

Justin: I am the backbone of this family and you are nothing without me. when I die, then you'll realize.