yume-9

[yume-9]

Goshdambit it’s been like 30 fucking minutes I give it a first try and the first guy I make out with is fucking dead!!! I can never win I’m gonna be so mad if i find out this is avoidable

[yume-9]

This is the third time angels beat his ass (is this rigged or really 0.02% chance??) is he personally bribing me not to pull for Agares or whoever…

Or telling me to keep going so I can max evolve/sell his flavor(?)

Save me my keys!!!!

[yume-9]

I love him and all but I couldn’t have even got a DIFFERENT Levi? I haven’t complained that I won the jackpot since S+ got more balanced he better wipe these angels because I had a nonzero chance of getting Mammon’s ass instead

[yume-9]

I thought of pickup lines Beleth would use on MC:

Were ya raised on a farm? Cause ya sure know how to raise a cock!

Got any Niflheim in ya?........ Want some?

Honey, that's a nice set of legs. What time do they open?

I bet yer father was a good farmer because yer one fine hoe.

I want to hog tie ya and make ya squeal like a pig.

Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in 'em.

Them calves of yers could use some ropin'.

Wanna see my scars?

Yer finer than a frog hair split four ways.

[yume-9]

can’t stand these L Rank devils who think they the shit

Excuse me that is one of my 27/41 husbands you’re talking about and  he IS VERY CHARMING TO ME!!!