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guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE

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she'll call you back in a bit, giving head rn!

grimes text me back challenge 2022

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For a website that always talks about how much it loves hot MILFs, tumblr sure is hostile toward middle-aged women being horny.

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call me west virginia cause i be mountin mamas

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Billionaires have the treasured milky white skin so prized in high society, except it's more like a husky cocoon concealing the wretched and damnable creature truthfully contained within its slimy, haggard walls.

I think if I turn Elon Musk over, I could pour out his spineless essence like a warm soup right onto the pavement.

The crows would feast upon him and spread his nutritious seedlings to the far corners of middle earth.

Then I'd turn to Zuckerberg who would cower in fear but know he has nowhere to run, for his legs are spindly and weak and would collapse underneath the heavy pitcher of his hollowed out meat sack.

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my ultimate desire is, and always will be, to fuck Mrs. Claus. she truly is the ultimate milf

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elon wouldn't survive in the hot tub, he'd scare the hoes and i'd kill him myself.

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can elon musk and his horde of elitist friends get their rich ugly asses away from bran castle?? we don't need them here like yeah okay it might be good for tourism but i don't want romania to be known because of elon musk's stupid halloween party. first it was andrew tate and now elon musk, can we be visited by some genuine unproblematic public figures for once??? 🥴

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where the hoes? (where they at)