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One of these days, I’m going to attempt to make a plot page. But in the mean time, like this if you wanna plot!!

Some specifics that I am looking:

Sugar daddy/momma plot;

FWB/Casual sex pals;

Best friends;

Someone who brings out his bad side;

Exes; and

Anything else you may have in mind.

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people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important

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Hey pals, just a friendly reminder to please tw tag guns. .-.

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Laughs awkwardly while my suitemates fight?

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It’s a good thing I remembered to buy a new bottle of whiskey the other day. So at least there’s that.

@berkeleyassbitch and @everyweak - wanna drink?

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Half-man. Half-skeleton. Boo, witches.

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Hey guys, it’s me, Tori Kelly. ✨😘

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In light of this momentous holiday, today’s theme is movie characters!

Let me introduce myself. My name is Bohn-d. James Bohn-d.

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I’m Fantastic Mr. Fox for the night 🦊 (thanks to the nicest girl who helped me with my makeup. I had no idea who it was, but you’re the best!)

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Not pictured: the whip that I use to keep the rest of the band in line.

And if you can’t figure it out, today I attempted Indiana Jones.

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Song: Movin’ Right Along

Artist: Kermit The Frog & Fozzie Bear (Jim Henson & Frank Oz)

Soundtrack: The Muppet Movie (1979)

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Am I a man or am I a muppet (am I a muppet)

If im a muppet then I’m a very manly muppet

(A very manly muppet)

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I need to make friends so I’m not just stuck dealing with Michael all the time.

So like this and I’ll get at you on gh.

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What’s up, it’s ya boy Mikey here, down and ready to get fucked up!

Just kidding. But yeah, I’m Michael, I do some sing songy things in this band named Issues, and some not so sing songy things too. I like to dick around and play video games, and Twitter is my best friend. 

Fun fact: the Denver Broncos are badass and deserve everything.

Come hmu @the.rxttxs on hangouts and bitch to me about how I need to get rid of my Woe, Is Me tattoo!

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I just switched to mobile, and let me tell you, that accordion dude (he’s like accordioning a ribbon, idk) on the login screen on mobile gives me hella anxiety and I don’t know why.

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@bohofamous - excuse you. i will fight in the asparagus honor