unemployment is the top worst thing to happen to a girl right next to having a job
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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Myron Barlow (American, 1870-1937) - In the garden
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when kafka said ‘you wouldn’t believe the kind of person I could become if you wanted it’ and when brontë said ‘if you ever looked at me with what I know is in you, I would be your slave’ and when Sartre said ‘if I’ve got to suffer it may as well be at your hands’
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what's the point in hooking up with older men if they can't even host? you're 43 with 2 roommates????
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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country
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"haunting the narrative" is one of those phrases i wanna put up on a shelf. not all characters that are dead haunt the narrative. not all characters that are dead haunt the narrative. not all characters that haunt the narrative are dead.
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nothing going on up there... bless his heart
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"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"
Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.
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You know how it is with the 2009 emo hair
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indulgence, a mistake?
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