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It's perfectly simple.

Aim for my mouth,

but shoot past my ear.

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YOU’RE filling his house with chintz, I’M fucking him on the floor to keep it real. we are NOT the same

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He’s filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

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telling the officer i got into a crash because i was practicing my michael sheen cunty eyebrow behind the wheel

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are you okay babe? you barely pointed out that the holy water in the cw's supernatural was lube today

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this edible aint shit. thirty minutes later . ive always wanted to fuck him

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crowley + text posts bonus:

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aziraphale + text posts bonus:

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Celestial disasters

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why they so cute

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Something something the way that Crowley introduced himself to Aziraphale the first time they met in the garden and reacted as if they had never met before. Something about him later behaving as if he did actually have those memories of their time in Heaven together and trying to pass it off as being someone different now. Something about Heaven's way of punishing angels that go against the plan by erasing their memories. Something about Crowley seeing Gabriel without his memory and saying "ask him properly." Something about "remember it now" "it hurts, to remember. my head isn't built for that" "I know. Do it anyway"

Something about "I know. Looking at where the furniture isn't"

Something about I know

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Good Omens + Parallels

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damn the sadness really does last forever

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Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

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