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(;¬_¬) Boyfriend Experience - Rodrick x Male reader



Word Count: 1k
Plot: Long-form(ish) headcannons for dating Rodrick; from the start of it to the smut of it
Featuring: Top!Rodrick x Bottom!Reader
Warnings: Nsfw / MDNI ~ amab m!reader / FDNI
The first time he really paid you any mind was at his party. As more and more people left, everyone kinda chilled out and decided on playing a big game of spin the bottle with a dare twist. As the only openly gay guy out of the many players, of course, your dare had something to do with a guy; drunk young adults are constantly horny, so makes sense. Rodrick really took notice of you when you were made to sit on his lap for the (long) remainder of the game; and as to avoid any awkwardness, you two made quite a bit of conversation as other people kept doing dares. And after only really talking for half an hour, when the bottle landed on Rodrick, the two of you were dared to kiss - which you did do. And you both enjoyed it.
Rodrick started to crush on you after that party, he'd already debated whether or not he was straight, that experience with you just confirmed it for him really. You also started to crush on the man, who wouldn't though? He's a pretty hot guy and in a band as the drummer! Smash. However, a problem that arose very quickly into the talking stage was that Rodrick did NOT KNOW HOW TO FLIRT. It's not exactly that he didn't have the confidence to try, Rodrick was more than happy to make many moves on you, they were all just a little awkward or corny - but you couldn't help but find that shit cute. The rocker would always walk you to classes and act as if your class was on his way, even though he wasn't even in your building. And when you'd ask him about it, Rodrick would take the opportunity to more blatantly flirt, but whatever words would come out of his mouth would always make you laugh rather than blush... "I go outta my way for ya 'cause a face like that is worth a thousand words~" "Haha... that doesn't even make sense" Rodrick's flirting did seriously improve after the two of you started dating; or maybe you're just seeing it through rose-coloured glasses. The man's flirts are still dorky or stupid but they tend to make more sense now; plus, Rodrick prefers to show his affection via physical touch anyway. You two will be at a party and your emo-of-a-boyfriend will already be hugging onto your waist and pulling you onto his lap; his arms snug around your waist, with either his head resting on your shoulder or your arms around his neck 'for balance'.
Rodrick's ego gets a ridiculous boost whenever you come over and watch his band practice, getting very excited on the inside but never letting it show (or at least he thinks he isn't letting it show...). But you don't complain, you have to admit that watching your boyfriend go ham on some drums while looking all cool and hot wasn't something you hated. It also makes your heart skip a beat when the drummer glimpses up at you as he beats the shit out of his drums, sneaking in a wink and a smirk, then going back to whatever loud-ass song he was playing.
Contrary to popular belief, Rodrick is not some sex-god! Bro was a virgin before you! Sure, his confidence did fool quite a few people (you included), but confidence alone doesn't necessarily mean you pull... In fact, your boyfriend was such a virgin, that he had to wikiHow tips on sex in the lead-up to asking you to fuck! That being said though, after the first couple of nights together, where you mostly had to teach your boyfriend the ropes and be patient, Rodrick really got the hang of it! Like, really well, too well! His love for physical touch crosses over into intimate moments between you two, so expect many kisses along your body, fingers gliding over your skin, soft bites, and a tight hold on your waist, hips or thigh. Oh and once Rodrick really gained some confidence when having sex with you? That's when your boyfriend became a fucking man, talking you through it like a pro; praising you, holding your leg up onto his built shoulder as he slowly thrusts into you, lowly singing you praises and chanting your name through his panting - holy shit this man knows how to get you off!
It's quite funny that Rodrick's mum really likes you. She finds that you're his only friend who's a good influence, meaning that Rodrick can do whatever he wants as long as he mentions you being there! You're also the only friend allowed to sleep 'round his; that being hilarious 'cause you're the only friend which Rodrick is fucking every other night. You're boyfriend's mum is blissfully unaware of you and her son doing ungodly things under her roof, and it's kind of a turn-on for the both of you... Rodrick will be fingering you whilst shouting a 'goodnight' to his parents like it's nothing! Turning back around to you and giving you a small smirk and a 'shush', 'cause you wouldn't want his parents to hear you? Would you? You wouldn't want them to know how loose Rodrick gets you, you wouldn't want them to hear your hole making phallic sound of squelching, or to hear your pants and moans of their son's name. But that goes both ways! Rodrick would die if his parents heard his moaning and groaning of your name if they saw his dishevelled look as his fingers curled into your hair whilst you sucked his dick ever so nicely.
Cute little bonus: Rodrick gets suuuuuper jealous but doesn't know how to really express that... Which usually just leads to the man being a little emo in public and trying to show off! Emphasising the tiny height difference between you two by resting his head on your shoulder, wrapping his arms around your waist, and even flexing his muscles; Rodrick pulls out all the stops to show off, in aims to get any small compliment from you so that he'll feel less jealous and inferior. In private though, his jealousy does come out a little more, your boyfriend becoming a soppy mess about some guy flirting with you; but don't worry, Rodrick's jealousy turns into horniness real quick!
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Quiet Love - Shino
Shino is quiet in everything he does. In living, in killing, and in loving, too.
"Welcome home," you tell the faint whisper of movement that signals his arrival. He treads carefully across the wooden floor as if unwilling to disturb the silence that had been resting.
"Hi," he leans in to brush his lips over yours, your cheeks, the bow of your cheekbone, and the shell of your ear. Like a cat, you'd called it, the first time it happened. He'd blushed mercilessly at that, pouted for half an hour until you reassured him that you loved him, loved the way he loved, too.
His hands take hold of your shoulders, gently kneading the tense muscles there. "How was work?" He mutters, never one to talk first, always rather willing to listen.
So you tell him, the highs and the lows, show him the cut in the palm of your hand that healed up nicely, and bemoan the loss of a strand of hair, victim of a stray kunai. He reacts accordingly, pressing curious fingertips against your new skin, cocking his head to assess the new - unwanted - haircut.
"It looks good," he decides. "I like it."
"You'd like me bald, too."
He smiles, barely there and gone again. "I like you," he explains, choosing the smarter path. "Have you eaten?"
"Not yet. I wanted to wait for you."
"Let's cook together," Shino says, though he doesn't stand, content to stay seated, it seems, letting his hands travel over yours.
"How was work?" You ask him now, cherishing the moments you have that stretch out like a blank canvas, daring to be filled.
"Good."
"Tell me more."
Shino's quiet when he talks. He used to swallow half-sentences when you met him, always forgotten, too used to being ignored. He still does it, sometimes, when he's tired or too caught up in his own mind.
Your hand in his reminds him, over and over again, that he's got someone to listen. Someone who cares.
"Shino?"
"Hmm."
"You were saying?"
"Oh, right. Apologies."
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Laxasia
my wife btw, in case you didnt know
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my pookie Enmu
might write a smutfic abt him
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my pookie ookie wookie bear☝️🤓
i was literally struggling to teach myself how to draw good again then Gaara decided to save me☹️☹️ MY POOKIE
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second batch of portraits! (first set here)
god. Gaara is probably my favorite of this set. i had been debating on whether i should go with the first panel of him upright (when he gives Sasuke his name) but I thought it would be fun to have him stand out like this :D
individual portraits under the cut! feel free to use with credit.
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ppl who think this way are strange cause both ships are good and interesting and make sense + saying jayvik "feels like hetslop" when comparing it to meljay specifically just sounds homophobic☝️😶
meljay dynamics are more interesting than jayvik. because jayvik feels like hetslop
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ngl they just sound like they think if someone doesn't ship CaitVi, they're lesphobic, and they sound stupid as hell💀💀
timebomb and jayvik shippers are never beating the lesphobic allegations
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